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"The difference between cats and dogs"

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MUM! MY FAVOURITE!

Day 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MUM! MY FAVOURITE!

Day 182
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MUM! MY FAVOURITE!



EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 752
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair... must try this on their bed.

DAY 765
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm..... Not working according to plan.

DAY 768
I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odour of the glass tubes they call "beer". More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

you kick a dog it comes back.
you kick a cat, it gets you back.

cats rule and dogs droll

Some people

Hercules! wrote:
> Id just like to point out to the notable Wookie that theres and
> impersonator that goes by the name of
> WôôkièéMøn§†£® about.

I don't know about you, but I don't think that should be allowed.

Honestly, a Notable impersonating someone. They should know better.

in the alternate ending cats won,

If the film were britsh cats would av won its just america loves dogs

Yes, it's true, cats rule, dogs don't. While dogs need you to take them out for walks all the time, and slobber all over your furniture and your food, cats will go out when they like and where they like, eat mainly the food you give them and won't pester you all the time.

Cats are cuter too.

Why the hell the dogs won in the movie Cats and Dogs I have no idea.

Yes........ So eeerrrr, exactly what i said then?

Hercules! wrote:
> Id just like to point out to the notable Wookie that theres and
> impersonator that goes by the name of
> WôôkièéMøn§†£®
> about.
>
> He's a newbie but been here for about 180 days.
>
> Do you know who this is?
>
> I'll just go find the URL in which he is.
>
> Just a sec.
>
> :)

yeah i have seen him but his name is WôôièéMøn§†£® he has done a review some where.

Hercules! wrote:
> Id just like to point out to the notable Wookie that theres and
> impersonator that goes by the name of
> WôôkièéMøn§†£®
> about.
>
> He's a newbie but been here for about 180 days.
>
> Do you know who this is?
>
> I'll just go find the URL in which he is.
>
> Just a sec.
>
> :)

yeah i have seen him but his name is WôôièéMøn§†£® he has dont a review some where.

http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/display_messages.php? threadid=40972&forumid=130

Go to the bottom and you should see this guy.

So who is this person?

An impersonator or what?

Strange.........

Id just like to point out to the notable Wookie that theres and impersonator that goes by the name of WôôkièéMøn§†£® about.

He's a newbie but been here for about 180 days.

Do you know who this is?

I'll just go find the URL in which he is.

Just a sec.

:)