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The console poem.
People are always talking about which one is better than the other, but to be honest they are all great! Each one has its own special something, each one looks different and each one is a true masterpiece. Having a games console is great because it will always be there for you to play on when you are bored. It spends its whole life with you and takes you on some fun adventures. It may cost you some money but in my mind a games console becomes priceless to you when you have spent some time playing with it and getting to know it.
Games are your friend and will always be there for you when life is treating you rough. To play on your little friends the games you need a big daddy of a machine to put them into. It is becoming annoying when people compare each of these consoles with one another, so I thought I would just write a little poem about each one :) Which console is it for you the ps2? The xbox? Or is the gamecube? Or are you just that fond of them all and they are all lined up on your bedroom floor? * Looks around and realises that now one is listening* :) enjoy the poem…
P erfection is the key Sony’s success
S ilent is loud in the third place
2 of them, they are the twins of paradise
X mas came and went, still no sign of the big green X
B ig but with enormous intelligence far more than any human
O verwrites any human brain to take it into its own world
X eric conditions are not found around your forehead after an hour on Halo.
G aming heaven lies within this console
A nyone and everyone adores the little cube :)
M inute but with maximum power
E ntice you into a world far from reality
C olourful characters will soon deceive you
U nder the little shell lays its power the power to satisfy your needs
B eware of the little innocent cube
E xciting is the only way to describe this wonder of the world
W aiting for you to turn it on the console gets ready to commence in battle
H atred lies beneath the cute and colourful shells
I ntelligent machines will rule your mind
C osting hundreds the machines become the only thing you play with
H onesty will never be a trait between you and your console
O nly time will tell which one is the leader
N othing can stop these machines from taking over you free time
E ach console with different little friends which goes inside them
D ifferent pieces make up the monstrous machines
O dours begin to come from the console
Y ou will not resist the temptation to buy one
O vercast skies mark the days of the new born consoles
U ncontrollable forces lie within
A nother day another game
D eath defying stunts are performed to impress the audience
O nly the player will be able to make the console the victorious one
R eproducing in millions to satisfy the gamers
E volving into the most exciting past time
People are always talking about which one is better than the other, but to be honest they are all great! Each one has its own special something, each one looks different and each one is a true masterpiece. Having a games console is great because it will always be there for you to play on when you are bored. It spends its whole life with you and takes you on some fun adventures. It may cost you some money but in my mind a games console becomes priceless to you when you have spent some time playing with it and getting to know it.
Games are your friend and will always be there for you when life is treating you rough. To play on your little friends the games you need a big daddy of a machine to put them into. It is becoming annoying when people compare each of these consoles with one another, so I thought I would just write a little poem about each one :) Which console is it for you the ps2? The xbox? Or is the gamecube? Or are you just that fond of them all and they are all lined up on your bedroom floor? * Looks around and realises that now one is listening* :) enjoy the poem…
P erfection is the key Sony’s success
S ilent is loud in the third place
2 of them, they are the twins of paradise
X mas came and went, still no sign of the big green X
B ig but with enormous intelligence far more than any human
O verwrites any human brain to take it into its own world
X eric conditions are not found around your forehead after an hour on Halo.
G aming heaven lies within this console
A nyone and everyone adores the little cube :)
M inute but with maximum power
E ntice you into a world far from reality
C olourful characters will soon deceive you
U nder the little shell lays its power the power to satisfy your needs
B eware of the little innocent cube
E xciting is the only way to describe this wonder of the world
W aiting for you to turn it on the console gets ready to commence in battle
H atred lies beneath the cute and colourful shells
I ntelligent machines will rule your mind
C osting hundreds the machines become the only thing you play with
H onesty will never be a trait between you and your console
O nly time will tell which one is the leader
N othing can stop these machines from taking over you free time
E ach console with different little friends which goes inside them
D ifferent pieces make up the monstrous machines
O dours begin to come from the console
Y ou will not resist the temptation to buy one
O vercast skies mark the days of the new born consoles
U ncontrollable forces lie within
A nother day another game
D eath defying stunts are performed to impress the audience
O nly the player will be able to make the console the victorious one
R eproducing in millions to satisfy the gamers
E volving into the most exciting past time
The console poem.
People are always talking about which one is better than the other, but to be honest they are all great! Each one has its own special something, each one looks different and each one is a true masterpiece. Having a games console is great because it will always be there for you to play on when you are bored. It spends its whole life with you and takes you on some fun adventures. It may cost you some money but in my mind a games console becomes priceless to you when you have spent some time playing with it and getting to know it.
Games are your friend and will always be there for you when life is treating you rough. To play on your little friends the games you need a big daddy of a machine to put them into. It is becoming annoying when people compare each of these consoles with one another, so I thought I would just write a little poem about each one :) Which console is it for you the ps2? The xbox? Or is the gamecube? Or are you just that fond of them all and they are all lined up on your bedroom floor? * Looks around and realises that now one is listening* :) enjoy the poem…
P erfection is the key Sony’s success
S ilent is loud in the third place
2 of them, they are the twins of paradise
X mas came and went, still no sign of the big green X
B ig but with enormous intelligence far more than any human
O verwrites any human brain to take it into its own world
X eric conditions are not found around your forehead after an hour on Halo.
G aming heaven lies within this console
A nyone and everyone adores the little cube :)
M inute but with maximum power
E ntice you into a world far from reality
C olourful characters will soon deceive you
U nder the little shell lays its power the power to satisfy your needs
B eware of the little innocent cube
E xciting is the only way to describe this wonder of the world
W aiting for you to turn it on the console gets ready to commence in battle
H atred lies beneath the cute and colourful shells
I ntelligent machines will rule your mind
C osting hundreds the machines become the only thing you play with
H onesty will never be a trait between you and your console
O nly time will tell which one is the leader
N othing can stop these machines from taking over you free time
E ach console with different little friends which goes inside them
D ifferent pieces make up the monstrous machines
O dours begin to come from the console
Y ou will not resist the temptation to buy one
O vercast skies mark the days of the new born consoles
U ncontrollable forces lie within
A nother day another game
D eath defying stunts are performed to impress the audience
O nly the player will be able to make the console the victorious one
R eproducing in millions to satisfy the gamers
E volving into the most exciting past time
People are always talking about which one is better than the other, but to be honest they are all great! Each one has its own special something, each one looks different and each one is a true masterpiece. Having a games console is great because it will always be there for you to play on when you are bored. It spends its whole life with you and takes you on some fun adventures. It may cost you some money but in my mind a games console becomes priceless to you when you have spent some time playing with it and getting to know it.
Games are your friend and will always be there for you when life is treating you rough. To play on your little friends the games you need a big daddy of a machine to put them into. It is becoming annoying when people compare each of these consoles with one another, so I thought I would just write a little poem about each one :) Which console is it for you the ps2? The xbox? Or is the gamecube? Or are you just that fond of them all and they are all lined up on your bedroom floor? * Looks around and realises that now one is listening* :) enjoy the poem…
P erfection is the key Sony’s success
S ilent is loud in the third place
2 of them, they are the twins of paradise
X mas came and went, still no sign of the big green X
B ig but with enormous intelligence far more than any human
O verwrites any human brain to take it into its own world
X eric conditions are not found around your forehead after an hour on Halo.
G aming heaven lies within this console
A nyone and everyone adores the little cube :)
M inute but with maximum power
E ntice you into a world far from reality
C olourful characters will soon deceive you
U nder the little shell lays its power the power to satisfy your needs
B eware of the little innocent cube
E xciting is the only way to describe this wonder of the world
W aiting for you to turn it on the console gets ready to commence in battle
H atred lies beneath the cute and colourful shells
I ntelligent machines will rule your mind
C osting hundreds the machines become the only thing you play with
H onesty will never be a trait between you and your console
O nly time will tell which one is the leader
N othing can stop these machines from taking over you free time
E ach console with different little friends which goes inside them
D ifferent pieces make up the monstrous machines
O dours begin to come from the console
Y ou will not resist the temptation to buy one
O vercast skies mark the days of the new born consoles
U ncontrollable forces lie within
A nother day another game
D eath defying stunts are performed to impress the audience
O nly the player will be able to make the console the victorious one
R eproducing in millions to satisfy the gamers
E volving into the most exciting past time
Can you guys in here please read and reply to my poem :)
Thanks
Thanks
its good, i thought it'd be like a rehash of the Ninty rhyme but its good
Here's my poem:-
After many months the day is nearly here,
I might have to congratulated myself with a Beer,
Nintendo are the best computer designers,
So don't any of you bother trying to resign em,
Mario, Luigi who's the best??
Princess Peach because she has the biggest Chest,
Super Monkey Ball is quite bananas,
Luigi's mansion is the size of my back garden,
So think about Nintendo if your day is not fun,
Come on people the party has just begun!!!
Thank-you for reading and well done Kerrang on a superb poem....
After many months the day is nearly here,
I might have to congratulated myself with a Beer,
Nintendo are the best computer designers,
So don't any of you bother trying to resign em,
Mario, Luigi who's the best??
Princess Peach because she has the biggest Chest,
Super Monkey Ball is quite bananas,
Luigi's mansion is the size of my back garden,
So think about Nintendo if your day is not fun,
Come on people the party has just begun!!!
Thank-you for reading and well done Kerrang on a superb poem....
AshMan wrote:
> its good, i thought it'd be like a rehash of the Ninty rhyme but its
> good
Hey, someone remembers :)
> its good, i thought it'd be like a rehash of the Ninty rhyme but its
> good
Hey, someone remembers :)
and the GAD gos too...
*drum roll*
*tention*
*excitement*
goes to **k
Microchips!!!
*drum roll*
*tention*
*excitement*
goes to **k
Microchips!!!
My poem:
We click on the console poem link,
only to be greeted crap I think.
We try our best to not laugh,
we think this poem stinks like barf.
Don't take that seriously! It's a really good post!
Well done.
We click on the console poem link,
only to be greeted crap I think.
We try our best to not laugh,
we think this poem stinks like barf.
Don't take that seriously! It's a really good post!
Well done.
Edgy wrote:
> AshMan wrote:
> its good, i thought it'd be like a rehash of the Ninty rhyme but its
> good
>
> Hey, someone remembers :)
well how could i forget!
> AshMan wrote:
> its good, i thought it'd be like a rehash of the Ninty rhyme but its
> good
>
> Hey, someone remembers :)
well how could i forget!