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Sun 28/04/02 at 10:35
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The console poem.

People are always talking about which one is better than the other, but to be honest they are all great! Each one has its own special something, each one looks different and each one is a true masterpiece. Having a games console is great because it will always be there for you to play on when you are bored. It spends its whole life with you and takes you on some fun adventures. It may cost you some money but in my mind a games console becomes priceless to you when you have spent some time playing with it and getting to know it.
Games are your friend and will always be there for you when life is treating you rough. To play on your little friends the games you need a big daddy of a machine to put them into. It is becoming annoying when people compare each of these consoles with one another, so I thought I would just write a little poem about each one :) Which console is it for you the ps2? The xbox? Or is the gamecube? Or are you just that fond of them all and they are all lined up on your bedroom floor? * Looks around and realises that now one is listening* :) enjoy the poem…

P erfection is the key Sony’s success
S ilent is loud in the third place
2 of them, they are the twins of paradise

X mas came and went, still no sign of the big green X
B ig but with enormous intelligence far more than any human
O verwrites any human brain to take it into its own world
X eric conditions are not found around your forehead after an hour on Halo.

G aming heaven lies within this console
A nyone and everyone adores the little cube :)
M inute but with maximum power
E ntice you into a world far from reality
C olourful characters will soon deceive you
U nder the little shell lays its power the power to satisfy your needs
B eware of the little innocent cube
E xciting is the only way to describe this wonder of the world

W aiting for you to turn it on the console gets ready to commence in battle
H atred lies beneath the cute and colourful shells
I ntelligent machines will rule your mind
C osting hundreds the machines become the only thing you play with
H onesty will never be a trait between you and your console

O nly time will tell which one is the leader
N othing can stop these machines from taking over you free time
E ach console with different little friends which goes inside them

D ifferent pieces make up the monstrous machines
O dours begin to come from the console

Y ou will not resist the temptation to buy one
O vercast skies mark the days of the new born consoles
U ncontrollable forces lie within

A nother day another game
D eath defying stunts are performed to impress the audience
O nly the player will be able to make the console the victorious one
R eproducing in millions to satisfy the gamers
E volving into the most exciting past time
Sun 28/04/02 at 22:24
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mainly in other forums now cos this one is crap!
Sun 28/04/02 at 20:37
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you can tell grapo is back
Sun 28/04/02 at 20:35
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RM18 wrote:
> Mr. Chainsaw wrote:
> RM18 wrote:
> But I didn't criticise did I? I'm not saying I could do better?
>
> Oh, and by the way, I've already done my GCSEs and got A* in English
> and English Literature, A in my Literature AS Level and I am
> predicted
> A in my Literature A Level. So I'm guessing if I wanted to write a
> poem it could pretty much wipe the floor with whatever you could
> do...
>
> go on then
>
> I will do, after I check how to spell. You should try it some time...

cos it raelly motters haw u spell on hte intonort. Speciully wen tulking to u!
Sun 28/04/02 at 20:24
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Posts: 953
Mr. Chainsaw wrote:
> ( . )Juicy Melons( . ) wrote:
> Mr. Chainsaw wrote:
> its only excellent if you like it. I didnt therefore i PERSONALLY
> believe edgy's was better. So wheres your poem them RM18? I
> actually
> got a B in English leterature so i'm not that bad at judging and
> looking into poems.
>
> I'm not sure but isn't "LETERATURE" meant to be spelled
> "LITERATURE"? If m spelling is correct, then change that
> so
> called "B" to an F. I may be wrong again, but i think i'm
> thinking of English Language anywho's.
>
> spelling mistake - take off one mark. Its not going to change my
> grade to an F

erm, i think that there will be alot more than just one mark taken off. You have missed out apostraphe's.
Sun 28/04/02 at 20:23
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Posts: 5,630
Mr. Chainsaw wrote:
> RM18 wrote:
> But I didn't criticise did I? I'm not saying I could do better?
>
> Oh, and by the way, I've already done my GCSEs and got A* in English
> and English Literature, A in my Literature AS Level and I am
> predicted
> A in my Literature A Level. So I'm guessing if I wanted to write a
> poem it could pretty much wipe the floor with whatever you could
> do...
>
> go on then

I will do, after I check how to spell. You should try it some time...
Sun 28/04/02 at 20:21
Posts: 3,348
( . )Juicy Melons( . ) wrote:
> Mr. Chainsaw wrote:
> its only excellent if you like it. I didnt therefore i PERSONALLY
> believe edgy's was better. So wheres your poem them RM18? I
> actually
> got a B in English leterature so i'm not that bad at judging and
> looking into poems.
>
> I'm not sure but isn't "LETERATURE" meant to be spelled
> "LITERATURE"? If m spelling is correct, then change that so
> called "B" to an F. I may be wrong again, but i think i'm
> thinking of English Language anywho's.

spelling mistake - take off one mark. Its not going to change my grade to an F
Sun 28/04/02 at 20:20
Posts: 3,348
RM18 wrote:
> But I didn't criticise did I? I'm not saying I could do better?
>
> Oh, and by the way, I've already done my GCSEs and got A* in English
> and English Literature, A in my Literature AS Level and I am predicted
> A in my Literature A Level. So I'm guessing if I wanted to write a
> poem it could pretty much wipe the floor with whatever you could do...

go on then
Sun 28/04/02 at 20:18
Regular
"[SE] Shadow Elite"
Posts: 953
Mr. Chainsaw wrote:
> its only excellent if you like it. I didnt therefore i PERSONALLY
> believe edgy's was better. So wheres your poem them RM18? I actually
> got a B in English leterature so i'm not that bad at judging and
> looking into poems.

I'm not sure but isn't "LETERATURE" meant to be spelled "LITERATURE"? If m spelling is correct, then change that so called "B" to an F. I may be wrong again, but i think i'm thinking of English Language anywho's.
Sun 28/04/02 at 20:17
Regular
Posts: 5,630
But I didn't criticise did I? I'm not saying I could do better?

Oh, and by the way, I've already done my GCSEs and got A* in English and English Literature, A in my Literature AS Level and I am predicted A in my Literature A Level. So I'm guessing if I wanted to write a poem it could pretty much wipe the floor with whatever you could do...
Sun 28/04/02 at 20:07
Posts: 3,348
its only excellent if you like it. I didnt therefore i PERSONALLY believe edgy's was better. So wheres your poem them RM18? I actually got a B in English leterature so i'm not that bad at judging and looking into poems.

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