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But now we're greeted by the presence of The Three Elements; Reaver (Ant), Jetster and Mouldy Cheese! We haven't seen these guys for a few weeks now, ever since Reaver lost his CAW Title to be honest. Loud booing comes from the sell-out audience, but maybe they want to hear what these guys have to say about the latest feuds in the CAW Division.
Reaver takes the mic first. "Well, it's surprisingly good to be back. We've been very quiet lately, biding our time, and watching with interest. And we certainly haven't been bored, not with everything that's happened between Da Animalz, The Wonder Dogs, The Revolution and The System Fighters. You've all been getting very intimate, haven't you?" He asks, a sneer spreading across his face.
He continues on, "the last time you saw me it was probably when I was playing Twister with Jet. Well, we've finally finished our game and we're ready to get back into action. Remember, I'm the CAW Commissioner and have the power to make any match I want. But I'm gonna let Jetster do the honours today."
He hands the mic over to his tag team partner, who looks very excited. "Hey everyone, what a match I have planned for next week! The HardCAW Title won't be on the line over the next week or so I believe, so why not make Hawk (AJ) defend it the week after? So this is what I propose."
Mouldy Cheese, who had been wearing a black top hat for some reason takes it off and hands it to Jetster. Reaver gives him lots of small pieces of paper, and they are put into the hat.
"Next week's CAW main event will be a 6-Way HardCAW Title match. Three participants have already been chose, and they are Hawk (AJ), Grandprix, and myself." He says with a snigger.
"Now for the other three, me and my friends here shall pick the names out of the hat. So Mouldy, please pick a name."
Mouldy feels inside the hat for a while, before picking out a rather crumpled bit. Jetster looks at it closely. "Okay...the fourth participant shall be...Ice Blaster!!"
A pop from the crowd, as The Cold One is chosen for the match. Now Reaver will pick one. He's taking a while...a very long time...the crowd are booing and telling him to get on with it.
"Hey!!" He screams, "this has to be done properly, so shut up!" More loud jeers from the audience, they certainly don't like that.
Reaver finally takes out a name. Jetster takes the mic, "the 5th participant shall be...Scotty The Doggy!!" A massive cheer goes up as STD's name is read out. I wonder what his reaction will be, especially with rivals Grandprix and Hawk also involved.
Jetster now picks a name. "Wow, in this hat was the name of one normal wrestler, and I have just picked it! The final participant is...Booker T (RM18)!!
Woah! Five CAWs, Booker T (RM18) and a helluva lot of weapons, all in one match for the HardCAW Title!
"Hey Reaver, you better have the Championship Records ready, there are gonna be lots of new champions me thinks!" Mouldy comments, before Reaver takes the mic.
"Well, that's it for now. Sorry to break up your fun, but I do hope you enjoy the rest of the show. It'll be very interesting to see who joins..." Reaver looks a little mystified, "'Cabbage Man' in the next round of the KOTR, and who will triumph in matches like E.C.F'ing.W vs nWo, Goldust (DW) vs Billy Gunn (Ant) in a double title match and of course the main event between Nash (allardini) and Y2J (Scott), for the SRW Championship in a steel cage."
"Was there much point to this promo apart from the match? Not really, just to make sure you know we're still here," Reaver says slyly, a mysterious smile forming across his face. His music hits and The Elements leave the ring, but what are they up to? (cue more of Grandprix's questions).
> Who won the game of Twister?
Probably Jetster, I'm crap at those sort of games.
Why is Booker T in a match for the HardCAW title? (CAW being the operative word)
Is Reaver up to his old tricks by hoping that a number of teams destroy each other?
Who won the game of Twister?
But now we're greeted by the presence of The Three Elements; Reaver (Ant), Jetster and Mouldy Cheese! We haven't seen these guys for a few weeks now, ever since Reaver lost his CAW Title to be honest. Loud booing comes from the sell-out audience, but maybe they want to hear what these guys have to say about the latest feuds in the CAW Division.
Reaver takes the mic first. "Well, it's surprisingly good to be back. We've been very quiet lately, biding our time, and watching with interest. And we certainly haven't been bored, not with everything that's happened between Da Animalz, The Wonder Dogs, The Revolution and The System Fighters. You've all been getting very intimate, haven't you?" He asks, a sneer spreading across his face.
He continues on, "the last time you saw me it was probably when I was playing Twister with Jet. Well, we've finally finished our game and we're ready to get back into action. Remember, I'm the CAW Commissioner and have the power to make any match I want. But I'm gonna let Jetster do the honours today."
He hands the mic over to his tag team partner, who looks very excited. "Hey everyone, what a match I have planned for next week! The HardCAW Title won't be on the line over the next week or so I believe, so why not make Hawk (AJ) defend it the week after? So this is what I propose."
Mouldy Cheese, who had been wearing a black top hat for some reason takes it off and hands it to Jetster. Reaver gives him lots of small pieces of paper, and they are put into the hat.
"Next week's CAW main event will be a 6-Way HardCAW Title match. Three participants have already been chose, and they are Hawk (AJ), Grandprix, and myself." He says with a snigger.
"Now for the other three, me and my friends here shall pick the names out of the hat. So Mouldy, please pick a name."
Mouldy feels inside the hat for a while, before picking out a rather crumpled bit. Jetster looks at it closely. "Okay...the fourth participant shall be...Ice Blaster!!"
A pop from the crowd, as The Cold One is chosen for the match. Now Reaver will pick one. He's taking a while...a very long time...the crowd are booing and telling him to get on with it.
"Hey!!" He screams, "this has to be done properly, so shut up!" More loud jeers from the audience, they certainly don't like that.
Reaver finally takes out a name. Jetster takes the mic, "the 5th participant shall be...Scotty The Doggy!!" A massive cheer goes up as STD's name is read out. I wonder what his reaction will be, especially with rivals Grandprix and Hawk also involved.
Jetster now picks a name. "Wow, in this hat was the name of one normal wrestler, and I have just picked it! The final participant is...Booker T (RM18)!!
Woah! Five CAWs, Booker T (RM18) and a helluva lot of weapons, all in one match for the HardCAW Title!
"Hey Reaver, you better have the Championship Records ready, there are gonna be lots of new champions me thinks!" Mouldy comments, before Reaver takes the mic.
"Well, that's it for now. Sorry to break up your fun, but I do hope you enjoy the rest of the show. It'll be very interesting to see who joins..." Reaver looks a little mystified, "'Cabbage Man' in the next round of the KOTR, and who will triumph in matches like E.C.F'ing.W vs nWo, Goldust (DW) vs Billy Gunn (Ant) in a double title match and of course the main event between Nash (allardini) and Y2J (Scott), for the SRW Championship in a steel cage."
"Was there much point to this promo apart from the match? Not really, just to make sure you know we're still here," Reaver says slyly, a mysterious smile forming across his face. His music hits and The Elements leave the ring, but what are they up to? (cue more of Grandprix's questions).