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We have footage from a little earlier on tonight paving the way for this encounter.
We see Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) looking absolutely delighted to be here as he leaps out of the limo that brought him here, cabbage suit and all. This is, by far, his biggest match of his short career. Cabbage Man is bounding around the car park excited but wait! An attack from behind! A pair of dogs thinks he is a real cabbage! He manages to escape without any real damage to his costume.
We see Longy laughing at the Cabbage Man footage with his Revolution buddies.
“This Cabbage Man is going to be easy pickings for me!”
“Just so as you know, I, Kid Rock, has your back tonight.”
“You know the rules Kid Rock. No interference or I could get DQ’d. I want to win this title so I can prove to everyone that my CAW championship win was no fluke! I’m going to do this alone and that counts for all of the Revolution.”
Longy leaves the room with the Revolution looking slightly disappointed.
“I’M A CABBAGE MAN!” Out comes Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) to a marvellous reception after that comical escapade in the parking lot. He is bounding around, totally enjoying the reception and the occasion. Although comical, he is hugely dangerous and is not to be underestimated.
Longy comes out to a mixed reception. Obviously, the crowd see Cabbage Man as a face for this encounter. I think the crowd don’t know whether the Revolution is a heel or face team and are slightly confused by it. Longy has a rather confident look about him as he enters the ring.
The bell rings and this one is underway! Longy and Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) lock up in a battle of strength. Longy throws Cabbage Man to the mat and laughs at him. The crowd are beginning to dislike Longy. Longy goes over, SMALL PACKAGE FROM CABBAGE MAN! 1… 2… KICK OUT! Longy is furious and stomps Cabbage Man all the way to the corner.
Longy lifts Cabbage Man up and slaps his chest. WOOOOOO! Followed by another. Longy with a whip to the opposite turnbuckle. Longy charges at Cabbage Man and connects with a splash. Cabbage Man stumbles out of the corner and walks into a DDT by Longy! Longy picks up Cabbage Man and whips him off the ropes. Cabbage Man bounces off, slides through the legs, remains down and rolls up Longy! 1… 2… KICK OUT! Longy’s anger is building up!
Both are up, Longy swings, misses, backdrop by Cabbage Man. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) jumps up the turnbuckle and leaps. Longy quickly gets up and catches him in midair, A HUGE SPINEBUSTER! Longy flips over for a bridge pin. 1… 2… KICK OUT! Longy doesn’t seem to mind too much.
Longy grabs Cabbage Man by the head and smashes his head on the turnbuckle. Whip to the turnbuckle. Longy charges and misses. Cabbage Man leaps up the turnbuckle… HURRICARANA! Cabbage Man up and starts to work his first real offensive move in this match. He puts Longy in a half Boston Crab (or half Boston Cabbage as he likes to call it). Longy in real trouble in the middle of the ring and is screaming and reaching for the ropes. I don’t think he is going to make it! WAIT! KID ROCK IS APPEARING FROM THE BACK! Kid Rock jumps on the apron, Cabbage Man releases the hold, swings at Kid Rock, Kid Rock jumps down, Cabbage Man misses, spins round and gets powerslammed by Longy!
Both are down but what is Kid Rock doing? Kid Rock grabs a chair and leans it up against the ring! Kid Rock now goes around the ring and grabs the ring bell! He jumps up on the apron, breaking the refs count. The ref is distracted, Longy is moving, grabs the concealed chair, places it in the ring, grabs Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), LONGSTAR ON THE CHAIR!!! He’s not going to win it this way, surely! Longy kicks the chair away and covers him. The ref turns round after the distraction… 1… 2… SHOULDER UP!!! HOW DID CABBAGE MAN DO THAT?!?! Kid Rock and Longy cannot believe this!
Cabbage Man is still down so Longy climbs the turnbuckle. He is going for the moonsault! Longy doesn’t see Cabbage Man nip up! Longy leaps, Cabbage Man grabs Longy in midair, THE CABBAGE EFFECT!!! Cover… 1… 2… 3!!!! CABBAGE MAN PICKS UP A HUGE WIN!!!
Kid Rock comes in the ring, KR SLAM DDT! This is disgusting! Longy picks him up, LONGSTAR!!! Damn it, why? Kid Rock climbs out and slides a chair in. Longy stalks Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), BIG CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD!!! Kid Rock hands Longy a mic.
“How dare you mess with the Revolution! We will make sure that this victory will be YOUR LAST!”
The crowd boo as Longy and Kid Rock leave Cabbage Man motionless in the ring.
WINNER: CABBAGE MAN (BIZARRE CABBAGE)
We see Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) looking absolutely delighted to be here as he leaps out of the limo that brought him here, cabbage suit and all. This is, by far, his biggest match of his short career. Cabbage Man is bounding around the car park excited but wait! An attack from behind! A pair of dogs thinks he is a real cabbage! He manages to escape without any real damage to his costume.
We see Longy laughing at the Cabbage Man footage with his Revolution buddies.
“This Cabbage Man is going to be easy pickings for me!”
“Just so as you know, I, Kid Rock, has your back tonight.”
“You know the rules Kid Rock. No interference or I could get DQ’d. I want to win this title so I can prove to everyone that my CAW championship win was no fluke! I’m going to do this alone and that counts for all of the Revolution.”
Longy leaves the room with the Revolution looking slightly disappointed.
“I’M A CABBAGE MAN!” Out comes Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) to a marvellous reception after that comical escapade in the parking lot. He is bounding around, totally enjoying the reception and the occasion. Although comical, he is hugely dangerous and is not to be underestimated.
Longy comes out to a mixed reception. Obviously, the crowd see Cabbage Man as a face for this encounter. I think the crowd don’t know whether the Revolution is a heel or face team and are slightly confused by it. Longy has a rather confident look about him as he enters the ring.
The bell rings and this one is underway! Longy and Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) lock up in a battle of strength. Longy throws Cabbage Man to the mat and laughs at him. The crowd are beginning to dislike Longy. Longy goes over, SMALL PACKAGE FROM CABBAGE MAN! 1… 2… KICK OUT! Longy is furious and stomps Cabbage Man all the way to the corner.
Longy lifts Cabbage Man up and slaps his chest. WOOOOOO! Followed by another. Longy with a whip to the opposite turnbuckle. Longy charges at Cabbage Man and connects with a splash. Cabbage Man stumbles out of the corner and walks into a DDT by Longy! Longy picks up Cabbage Man and whips him off the ropes. Cabbage Man bounces off, slides through the legs, remains down and rolls up Longy! 1… 2… KICK OUT! Longy’s anger is building up!
Both are up, Longy swings, misses, backdrop by Cabbage Man. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) jumps up the turnbuckle and leaps. Longy quickly gets up and catches him in midair, A HUGE SPINEBUSTER! Longy flips over for a bridge pin. 1… 2… KICK OUT! Longy doesn’t seem to mind too much.
Longy grabs Cabbage Man by the head and smashes his head on the turnbuckle. Whip to the turnbuckle. Longy charges and misses. Cabbage Man leaps up the turnbuckle… HURRICARANA! Cabbage Man up and starts to work his first real offensive move in this match. He puts Longy in a half Boston Crab (or half Boston Cabbage as he likes to call it). Longy in real trouble in the middle of the ring and is screaming and reaching for the ropes. I don’t think he is going to make it! WAIT! KID ROCK IS APPEARING FROM THE BACK! Kid Rock jumps on the apron, Cabbage Man releases the hold, swings at Kid Rock, Kid Rock jumps down, Cabbage Man misses, spins round and gets powerslammed by Longy!
Both are down but what is Kid Rock doing? Kid Rock grabs a chair and leans it up against the ring! Kid Rock now goes around the ring and grabs the ring bell! He jumps up on the apron, breaking the refs count. The ref is distracted, Longy is moving, grabs the concealed chair, places it in the ring, grabs Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), LONGSTAR ON THE CHAIR!!! He’s not going to win it this way, surely! Longy kicks the chair away and covers him. The ref turns round after the distraction… 1… 2… SHOULDER UP!!! HOW DID CABBAGE MAN DO THAT?!?! Kid Rock and Longy cannot believe this!
Cabbage Man is still down so Longy climbs the turnbuckle. He is going for the moonsault! Longy doesn’t see Cabbage Man nip up! Longy leaps, Cabbage Man grabs Longy in midair, THE CABBAGE EFFECT!!! Cover… 1… 2… 3!!!! CABBAGE MAN PICKS UP A HUGE WIN!!!
Kid Rock comes in the ring, KR SLAM DDT! This is disgusting! Longy picks him up, LONGSTAR!!! Damn it, why? Kid Rock climbs out and slides a chair in. Longy stalks Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), BIG CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD!!! Kid Rock hands Longy a mic.
“How dare you mess with the Revolution! We will make sure that this victory will be YOUR LAST!”
The crowd boo as Longy and Kid Rock leave Cabbage Man motionless in the ring.
WINNER: CABBAGE MAN (BIZARRE CABBAGE)
Hehe.
Brilliant stuff, GP!
That was a match that I could read through without skipping any bits because it was a match that made me keep wanting to read. Very humorous and action packed.
The bit with the dogs at the start was cool, and the action all throughout the match was great too.
One of the best matches of the PPV so far.
Well done to the Cabbage Man (Bizzare Cabbage)!
Brilliant stuff, GP!
That was a match that I could read through without skipping any bits because it was a match that made me keep wanting to read. Very humorous and action packed.
The bit with the dogs at the start was cool, and the action all throughout the match was great too.
One of the best matches of the PPV so far.
Well done to the Cabbage Man (Bizzare Cabbage)!
I had been thinking about the match all week. Today came along and it all fell into place. Nice bit of humour with a good storyline to it. I actually got the "I am a Cabbage Man" bit off of Cong's site.
LOL!! The start bit with the two dogs was hilarious, as was the "I AM A CABBAGE MAN!!" bit. :D
Very fast-paced, and developed storylines as well as The Revolution's character. Nicely done, congrats to Cabbage Man, through to the next round of the KOTR!
Very fast-paced, and developed storylines as well as The Revolution's character. Nicely done, congrats to Cabbage Man, through to the next round of the KOTR!
Great match, fast and entertaining. I wrote Cabbage man's only other match which he also won, so the first qualifier could become the new KOTR champ!
Great match, I've forgotton all the story lines which makes my match a bit difficult. We now have the first person through to the KOTR quarter finals.
Top match, any wrestler with cabbage in their name deseves to win!
Nice one!
Nice one!
Cheers Starlight! Not too bad, considering I haven't written a match in about a month. I like developing storylines. It's what I'm good at.
For some reason I found the I AM CABBAGE MAN part near the start really amusing for someone's enterance theme, I can just Imagine it! :0)
Great match Matt!! I enjoyed the read! Some parts of that came out really fast which was great, I think I will try that style sometime soon.
Well done.
Just so you all know I've done my match now but will post it tommorrow morningn so it spreads them out a little.
Great match Matt!! I enjoyed the read! Some parts of that came out really fast which was great, I think I will try that style sometime soon.
Well done.
Just so you all know I've done my match now but will post it tommorrow morningn so it spreads them out a little.
We have footage from a little earlier on tonight paving the way for this encounter.
We see Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) looking absolutely delighted to be here as he leaps out of the limo that brought him here, cabbage suit and all. This is, by far, his biggest match of his short career. Cabbage Man is bounding around the car park excited but wait! An attack from behind! A pair of dogs thinks he is a real cabbage! He manages to escape without any real damage to his costume.
We see Longy laughing at the Cabbage Man footage with his Revolution buddies.
“This Cabbage Man is going to be easy pickings for me!”
“Just so as you know, I, Kid Rock, has your back tonight.”
“You know the rules Kid Rock. No interference or I could get DQ’d. I want to win this title so I can prove to everyone that my CAW championship win was no fluke! I’m going to do this alone and that counts for all of the Revolution.”
Longy leaves the room with the Revolution looking slightly disappointed.
“I’M A CABBAGE MAN!” Out comes Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) to a marvellous reception after that comical escapade in the parking lot. He is bounding around, totally enjoying the reception and the occasion. Although comical, he is hugely dangerous and is not to be underestimated.
Longy comes out to a mixed reception. Obviously, the crowd see Cabbage Man as a face for this encounter. I think the crowd don’t know whether the Revolution is a heel or face team and are slightly confused by it. Longy has a rather confident look about him as he enters the ring.
The bell rings and this one is underway! Longy and Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) lock up in a battle of strength. Longy throws Cabbage Man to the mat and laughs at him. The crowd are beginning to dislike Longy. Longy goes over, SMALL PACKAGE FROM CABBAGE MAN! 1… 2… KICK OUT! Longy is furious and stomps Cabbage Man all the way to the corner.
Longy lifts Cabbage Man up and slaps his chest. WOOOOOO! Followed by another. Longy with a whip to the opposite turnbuckle. Longy charges at Cabbage Man and connects with a splash. Cabbage Man stumbles out of the corner and walks into a DDT by Longy! Longy picks up Cabbage Man and whips him off the ropes. Cabbage Man bounces off, slides through the legs, remains down and rolls up Longy! 1… 2… KICK OUT! Longy’s anger is building up!
Both are up, Longy swings, misses, backdrop by Cabbage Man. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) jumps up the turnbuckle and leaps. Longy quickly gets up and catches him in midair, A HUGE SPINEBUSTER! Longy flips over for a bridge pin. 1… 2… KICK OUT! Longy doesn’t seem to mind too much.
Longy grabs Cabbage Man by the head and smashes his head on the turnbuckle. Whip to the turnbuckle. Longy charges and misses. Cabbage Man leaps up the turnbuckle… HURRICARANA! Cabbage Man up and starts to work his first real offensive move in this match. He puts Longy in a half Boston Crab (or half Boston Cabbage as he likes to call it). Longy in real trouble in the middle of the ring and is screaming and reaching for the ropes. I don’t think he is going to make it! WAIT! KID ROCK IS APPEARING FROM THE BACK! Kid Rock jumps on the apron, Cabbage Man releases the hold, swings at Kid Rock, Kid Rock jumps down, Cabbage Man misses, spins round and gets powerslammed by Longy!
Both are down but what is Kid Rock doing? Kid Rock grabs a chair and leans it up against the ring! Kid Rock now goes around the ring and grabs the ring bell! He jumps up on the apron, breaking the refs count. The ref is distracted, Longy is moving, grabs the concealed chair, places it in the ring, grabs Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), LONGSTAR ON THE CHAIR!!! He’s not going to win it this way, surely! Longy kicks the chair away and covers him. The ref turns round after the distraction… 1… 2… SHOULDER UP!!! HOW DID CABBAGE MAN DO THAT?!?! Kid Rock and Longy cannot believe this!
Cabbage Man is still down so Longy climbs the turnbuckle. He is going for the moonsault! Longy doesn’t see Cabbage Man nip up! Longy leaps, Cabbage Man grabs Longy in midair, THE CABBAGE EFFECT!!! Cover… 1… 2… 3!!!! CABBAGE MAN PICKS UP A HUGE WIN!!!
Kid Rock comes in the ring, KR SLAM DDT! This is disgusting! Longy picks him up, LONGSTAR!!! Damn it, why? Kid Rock climbs out and slides a chair in. Longy stalks Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), BIG CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD!!! Kid Rock hands Longy a mic.
“How dare you mess with the Revolution! We will make sure that this victory will be YOUR LAST!”
The crowd boo as Longy and Kid Rock leave Cabbage Man motionless in the ring.
WINNER: CABBAGE MAN (BIZARRE CABBAGE)
We see Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) looking absolutely delighted to be here as he leaps out of the limo that brought him here, cabbage suit and all. This is, by far, his biggest match of his short career. Cabbage Man is bounding around the car park excited but wait! An attack from behind! A pair of dogs thinks he is a real cabbage! He manages to escape without any real damage to his costume.
We see Longy laughing at the Cabbage Man footage with his Revolution buddies.
“This Cabbage Man is going to be easy pickings for me!”
“Just so as you know, I, Kid Rock, has your back tonight.”
“You know the rules Kid Rock. No interference or I could get DQ’d. I want to win this title so I can prove to everyone that my CAW championship win was no fluke! I’m going to do this alone and that counts for all of the Revolution.”
Longy leaves the room with the Revolution looking slightly disappointed.
“I’M A CABBAGE MAN!” Out comes Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) to a marvellous reception after that comical escapade in the parking lot. He is bounding around, totally enjoying the reception and the occasion. Although comical, he is hugely dangerous and is not to be underestimated.
Longy comes out to a mixed reception. Obviously, the crowd see Cabbage Man as a face for this encounter. I think the crowd don’t know whether the Revolution is a heel or face team and are slightly confused by it. Longy has a rather confident look about him as he enters the ring.
The bell rings and this one is underway! Longy and Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) lock up in a battle of strength. Longy throws Cabbage Man to the mat and laughs at him. The crowd are beginning to dislike Longy. Longy goes over, SMALL PACKAGE FROM CABBAGE MAN! 1… 2… KICK OUT! Longy is furious and stomps Cabbage Man all the way to the corner.
Longy lifts Cabbage Man up and slaps his chest. WOOOOOO! Followed by another. Longy with a whip to the opposite turnbuckle. Longy charges at Cabbage Man and connects with a splash. Cabbage Man stumbles out of the corner and walks into a DDT by Longy! Longy picks up Cabbage Man and whips him off the ropes. Cabbage Man bounces off, slides through the legs, remains down and rolls up Longy! 1… 2… KICK OUT! Longy’s anger is building up!
Both are up, Longy swings, misses, backdrop by Cabbage Man. Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage) jumps up the turnbuckle and leaps. Longy quickly gets up and catches him in midair, A HUGE SPINEBUSTER! Longy flips over for a bridge pin. 1… 2… KICK OUT! Longy doesn’t seem to mind too much.
Longy grabs Cabbage Man by the head and smashes his head on the turnbuckle. Whip to the turnbuckle. Longy charges and misses. Cabbage Man leaps up the turnbuckle… HURRICARANA! Cabbage Man up and starts to work his first real offensive move in this match. He puts Longy in a half Boston Crab (or half Boston Cabbage as he likes to call it). Longy in real trouble in the middle of the ring and is screaming and reaching for the ropes. I don’t think he is going to make it! WAIT! KID ROCK IS APPEARING FROM THE BACK! Kid Rock jumps on the apron, Cabbage Man releases the hold, swings at Kid Rock, Kid Rock jumps down, Cabbage Man misses, spins round and gets powerslammed by Longy!
Both are down but what is Kid Rock doing? Kid Rock grabs a chair and leans it up against the ring! Kid Rock now goes around the ring and grabs the ring bell! He jumps up on the apron, breaking the refs count. The ref is distracted, Longy is moving, grabs the concealed chair, places it in the ring, grabs Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), LONGSTAR ON THE CHAIR!!! He’s not going to win it this way, surely! Longy kicks the chair away and covers him. The ref turns round after the distraction… 1… 2… SHOULDER UP!!! HOW DID CABBAGE MAN DO THAT?!?! Kid Rock and Longy cannot believe this!
Cabbage Man is still down so Longy climbs the turnbuckle. He is going for the moonsault! Longy doesn’t see Cabbage Man nip up! Longy leaps, Cabbage Man grabs Longy in midair, THE CABBAGE EFFECT!!! Cover… 1… 2… 3!!!! CABBAGE MAN PICKS UP A HUGE WIN!!!
Kid Rock comes in the ring, KR SLAM DDT! This is disgusting! Longy picks him up, LONGSTAR!!! Damn it, why? Kid Rock climbs out and slides a chair in. Longy stalks Cabbage Man (Bizarre Cabbage), BIG CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD!!! Kid Rock hands Longy a mic.
“How dare you mess with the Revolution! We will make sure that this victory will be YOUR LAST!”
The crowd boo as Longy and Kid Rock leave Cabbage Man motionless in the ring.
WINNER: CABBAGE MAN (BIZARRE CABBAGE)