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I've posted this before but got very few posts- hope this jollies you up son.
It's entitled "Like, Britney's Biggest Fan!":
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Hiya Britain!
I've just been, like, listening to some new, like, music?, of late, and I thought I better tell you all about it. I've- like- really started to get into Britney Spears, and I never realised how her music, you know, like, connected to me, like never before. Before, I was all "get out! Britney's wack!" but now I'm like "Yo, Britney's the s**t!". Her music is like cheesy, but that that's good in a way, huh?
Also, her music is like really popular, so it is easy to find in shops, and people won't call you wierd or anything. I got really bored of listening to different and innovative music, and because not everyone liked it, they were like "Get into popular music, nerd!". I also like started getting a really rough time at high school- you know, the jocks would call me "geek", "nerd" and "anti-popular music enthusiast!", and I kept getting wedgies. The cheerleaders hated me too, because I didn't, like, moisturise, and I was good at math. So I decided it was, like, time to get a life.
I love America! It's like totally the best!
They have the best music, the funniest people, and Britney Spears! When I heard she was going on with that cute Justin Timberlake, out of N*YSNC, I was like "shut up, that's totally amazing!" People did not understand me at first, but when I rephrased it they soon did: "shut up, that's like totally amazing! Like!". People have beef with Britney, and are like "She's really s**t" but they are normally just geeks and turdbreaths, who are into ''rock'' and ''decent'' music ( I don't get that, by the way?). They don't even know how to, like, accessorise or stuff.
I don't always want to like listen to music like, so when I get home to my crib I just like automatically put MTV on. Sometimes they put non-Britney music on though, but I just switch over. Whenever friends come round, I just like put MTV on, because I don't really like know what else to watch, and everyone loves MTV! It's so bland and inoffensive!
But now I'm like Britney's biggest fan! I've bought all her albums, and I've seen like all her videos. I wanna like look like Britney, with her pretty hair and strong feminist-prostitute values! I like even like the fact that she's still a virgin! Like me! And she so loves her fans- I wrote to her to tell her how much I llike loved her, and she like got her regional press secretary's assistant's manicurist to send me a non-signed photo of her! I like couldn't believe how much she cared! I also like suggested that she set up a theme park, called "Like BritneyWorld" because that would increase her strong corporate portfolio, and make those people who still didn't like like her, to get real. She's so commercial! And so happy! Happy happy happy!
I'm also considering like liking N*SYNC and the Backstreet Boys, but I'm like wondering whether they are that good, you know if they sell a lot of records and make lots of money. N*SYNC's last record only went into the Billboard charts at like number 2, and the Backstreet Boys have lots of facial hair and wear earings and stuff, and like look a bit intimidating. My friend tells me like they have girlfriends, who they like kiss on the lips! Like what!! Also, what if I really started liking them, and they like stopped being popular? Then people would like call me "nark" and stuff, and "Commie!" - whatever that is. I think it is a new type of breakfast cereal. But then I would just launch the ultimate comeback: "whatever" and then they wouldn't be like able to say anthing to that. I use that all the time- it's really insulting. Even the cheerleaders agree, and they are always right, like?
Anyway, I just wanted to say I love what you've done to your hair (what conditioner do you use, by the way? I just use 'Britney Shine', or whatever), and I hope we can be friends? Keep in touch?
Lots of love?
Blondefully yours?
Do I even know?
Love me!!!
It's entitled "Like, Britney's Biggest Fan!":
-----------------------------------------------------
Hiya Britain!
I've just been, like, listening to some new, like, music?, of late, and I thought I better tell you all about it. I've- like- really started to get into Britney Spears, and I never realised how her music, you know, like, connected to me, like never before. Before, I was all "get out! Britney's wack!" but now I'm like "Yo, Britney's the s**t!". Her music is like cheesy, but that that's good in a way, huh?
Also, her music is like really popular, so it is easy to find in shops, and people won't call you wierd or anything. I got really bored of listening to different and innovative music, and because not everyone liked it, they were like "Get into popular music, nerd!". I also like started getting a really rough time at high school- you know, the jocks would call me "geek", "nerd" and "anti-popular music enthusiast!", and I kept getting wedgies. The cheerleaders hated me too, because I didn't, like, moisturise, and I was good at math. So I decided it was, like, time to get a life.
I love America! It's like totally the best!
They have the best music, the funniest people, and Britney Spears! When I heard she was going on with that cute Justin Timberlake, out of N*YSNC, I was like "shut up, that's totally amazing!" People did not understand me at first, but when I rephrased it they soon did: "shut up, that's like totally amazing! Like!". People have beef with Britney, and are like "She's really s**t" but they are normally just geeks and turdbreaths, who are into ''rock'' and ''decent'' music ( I don't get that, by the way?). They don't even know how to, like, accessorise or stuff.
I don't always want to like listen to music like, so when I get home to my crib I just like automatically put MTV on. Sometimes they put non-Britney music on though, but I just switch over. Whenever friends come round, I just like put MTV on, because I don't really like know what else to watch, and everyone loves MTV! It's so bland and inoffensive!
But now I'm like Britney's biggest fan! I've bought all her albums, and I've seen like all her videos. I wanna like look like Britney, with her pretty hair and strong feminist-prostitute values! I like even like the fact that she's still a virgin! Like me! And she so loves her fans- I wrote to her to tell her how much I llike loved her, and she like got her regional press secretary's assistant's manicurist to send me a non-signed photo of her! I like couldn't believe how much she cared! I also like suggested that she set up a theme park, called "Like BritneyWorld" because that would increase her strong corporate portfolio, and make those people who still didn't like like her, to get real. She's so commercial! And so happy! Happy happy happy!
I'm also considering like liking N*SYNC and the Backstreet Boys, but I'm like wondering whether they are that good, you know if they sell a lot of records and make lots of money. N*SYNC's last record only went into the Billboard charts at like number 2, and the Backstreet Boys have lots of facial hair and wear earings and stuff, and like look a bit intimidating. My friend tells me like they have girlfriends, who they like kiss on the lips! Like what!! Also, what if I really started liking them, and they like stopped being popular? Then people would like call me "nark" and stuff, and "Commie!" - whatever that is. I think it is a new type of breakfast cereal. But then I would just launch the ultimate comeback: "whatever" and then they wouldn't be like able to say anthing to that. I use that all the time- it's really insulting. Even the cheerleaders agree, and they are always right, like?
Anyway, I just wanted to say I love what you've done to your hair (what conditioner do you use, by the way? I just use 'Britney Shine', or whatever), and I hope we can be friends? Keep in touch?
Lots of love?
Blondefully yours?
Do I even know?
Love me!!!
My faith is restored. :0) Just sorry I didn't catch this first time round.
Grix Thraves wrote:
> :0D
>
> Fantastic. Thanks for that... but, erm, why anyway? :0)
I wanted to cheer you up kid, show you some of us are capable of more than just drivel, and since I'd already posted it once, thought what the hell.
By the way, which console do you think is the best?
My dad swears by Playcube...And no that's not a porno for computer geeks.
*tongue firmly in cheek*
> :0D
>
> Fantastic. Thanks for that... but, erm, why anyway? :0)
I wanted to cheer you up kid, show you some of us are capable of more than just drivel, and since I'd already posted it once, thought what the hell.
By the way, which console do you think is the best?
My dad swears by Playcube...And no that's not a porno for computer geeks.
*tongue firmly in cheek*
That was some good stuff :-)
Had to read it all in my mind with an accent and made me chuckle in many places like.
Opps :-S
Had to read it all in my mind with an accent and made me chuckle in many places like.
Opps :-S
:0D
Fantastic. Thanks for that... but, erm, why anyway? :0)
Fantastic. Thanks for that... but, erm, why anyway? :0)
Humm...well, it seemed a bit "Ramsay Street" to me.
;D
;D
Very good, but worryingly accurate.
I've posted this before but got very few posts- hope this jollies you up son.
It's entitled "Like, Britney's Biggest Fan!":
-----------------------------------------------------
Hiya Britain!
I've just been, like, listening to some new, like, music?, of late, and I thought I better tell you all about it. I've- like- really started to get into Britney Spears, and I never realised how her music, you know, like, connected to me, like never before. Before, I was all "get out! Britney's wack!" but now I'm like "Yo, Britney's the s**t!". Her music is like cheesy, but that that's good in a way, huh?
Also, her music is like really popular, so it is easy to find in shops, and people won't call you wierd or anything. I got really bored of listening to different and innovative music, and because not everyone liked it, they were like "Get into popular music, nerd!". I also like started getting a really rough time at high school- you know, the jocks would call me "geek", "nerd" and "anti-popular music enthusiast!", and I kept getting wedgies. The cheerleaders hated me too, because I didn't, like, moisturise, and I was good at math. So I decided it was, like, time to get a life.
I love America! It's like totally the best!
They have the best music, the funniest people, and Britney Spears! When I heard she was going on with that cute Justin Timberlake, out of N*YSNC, I was like "shut up, that's totally amazing!" People did not understand me at first, but when I rephrased it they soon did: "shut up, that's like totally amazing! Like!". People have beef with Britney, and are like "She's really s**t" but they are normally just geeks and turdbreaths, who are into ''rock'' and ''decent'' music ( I don't get that, by the way?). They don't even know how to, like, accessorise or stuff.
I don't always want to like listen to music like, so when I get home to my crib I just like automatically put MTV on. Sometimes they put non-Britney music on though, but I just switch over. Whenever friends come round, I just like put MTV on, because I don't really like know what else to watch, and everyone loves MTV! It's so bland and inoffensive!
But now I'm like Britney's biggest fan! I've bought all her albums, and I've seen like all her videos. I wanna like look like Britney, with her pretty hair and strong feminist-prostitute values! I like even like the fact that she's still a virgin! Like me! And she so loves her fans- I wrote to her to tell her how much I llike loved her, and she like got her regional press secretary's assistant's manicurist to send me a non-signed photo of her! I like couldn't believe how much she cared! I also like suggested that she set up a theme park, called "Like BritneyWorld" because that would increase her strong corporate portfolio, and make those people who still didn't like like her, to get real. She's so commercial! And so happy! Happy happy happy!
I'm also considering like liking N*SYNC and the Backstreet Boys, but I'm like wondering whether they are that good, you know if they sell a lot of records and make lots of money. N*SYNC's last record only went into the Billboard charts at like number 2, and the Backstreet Boys have lots of facial hair and wear earings and stuff, and like look a bit intimidating. My friend tells me like they have girlfriends, who they like kiss on the lips! Like what!! Also, what if I really started liking them, and they like stopped being popular? Then people would like call me "nark" and stuff, and "Commie!" - whatever that is. I think it is a new type of breakfast cereal. But then I would just launch the ultimate comeback: "whatever" and then they wouldn't be like able to say anthing to that. I use that all the time- it's really insulting. Even the cheerleaders agree, and they are always right, like?
Anyway, I just wanted to say I love what you've done to your hair (what conditioner do you use, by the way? I just use 'Britney Shine', or whatever), and I hope we can be friends? Keep in touch?
Lots of love?
Blondefully yours?
Do I even know?
Love me!!!
It's entitled "Like, Britney's Biggest Fan!":
-----------------------------------------------------
Hiya Britain!
I've just been, like, listening to some new, like, music?, of late, and I thought I better tell you all about it. I've- like- really started to get into Britney Spears, and I never realised how her music, you know, like, connected to me, like never before. Before, I was all "get out! Britney's wack!" but now I'm like "Yo, Britney's the s**t!". Her music is like cheesy, but that that's good in a way, huh?
Also, her music is like really popular, so it is easy to find in shops, and people won't call you wierd or anything. I got really bored of listening to different and innovative music, and because not everyone liked it, they were like "Get into popular music, nerd!". I also like started getting a really rough time at high school- you know, the jocks would call me "geek", "nerd" and "anti-popular music enthusiast!", and I kept getting wedgies. The cheerleaders hated me too, because I didn't, like, moisturise, and I was good at math. So I decided it was, like, time to get a life.
I love America! It's like totally the best!
They have the best music, the funniest people, and Britney Spears! When I heard she was going on with that cute Justin Timberlake, out of N*YSNC, I was like "shut up, that's totally amazing!" People did not understand me at first, but when I rephrased it they soon did: "shut up, that's like totally amazing! Like!". People have beef with Britney, and are like "She's really s**t" but they are normally just geeks and turdbreaths, who are into ''rock'' and ''decent'' music ( I don't get that, by the way?). They don't even know how to, like, accessorise or stuff.
I don't always want to like listen to music like, so when I get home to my crib I just like automatically put MTV on. Sometimes they put non-Britney music on though, but I just switch over. Whenever friends come round, I just like put MTV on, because I don't really like know what else to watch, and everyone loves MTV! It's so bland and inoffensive!
But now I'm like Britney's biggest fan! I've bought all her albums, and I've seen like all her videos. I wanna like look like Britney, with her pretty hair and strong feminist-prostitute values! I like even like the fact that she's still a virgin! Like me! And she so loves her fans- I wrote to her to tell her how much I llike loved her, and she like got her regional press secretary's assistant's manicurist to send me a non-signed photo of her! I like couldn't believe how much she cared! I also like suggested that she set up a theme park, called "Like BritneyWorld" because that would increase her strong corporate portfolio, and make those people who still didn't like like her, to get real. She's so commercial! And so happy! Happy happy happy!
I'm also considering like liking N*SYNC and the Backstreet Boys, but I'm like wondering whether they are that good, you know if they sell a lot of records and make lots of money. N*SYNC's last record only went into the Billboard charts at like number 2, and the Backstreet Boys have lots of facial hair and wear earings and stuff, and like look a bit intimidating. My friend tells me like they have girlfriends, who they like kiss on the lips! Like what!! Also, what if I really started liking them, and they like stopped being popular? Then people would like call me "nark" and stuff, and "Commie!" - whatever that is. I think it is a new type of breakfast cereal. But then I would just launch the ultimate comeback: "whatever" and then they wouldn't be like able to say anthing to that. I use that all the time- it's really insulting. Even the cheerleaders agree, and they are always right, like?
Anyway, I just wanted to say I love what you've done to your hair (what conditioner do you use, by the way? I just use 'Britney Shine', or whatever), and I hope we can be friends? Keep in touch?
Lots of love?
Blondefully yours?
Do I even know?
Love me!!!