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I downloaded a whole batch of tunes today.
They are funky.
Sassy.
Rude.
I play this CD and there's a woman nearby? She's sliding on over and giving me the laughy/hair flick/glass stroking/"Oh you" playful tap on the leg.
If you want to approach the levels of slinky bumping sexay then get these tunes, but I'm not going to give you all the list.
Because you can't handle that much funk and girly action.
(except for Grix, you got some of these coming yo way)
Lalo Schifrin "Scorpio's Theme"
David Shire "Main Title - Pelham 123"
Salt N Pepa "Shoop"
LL Cool J "Phenomenon"
Foxy Brown "Oh Yeah"
Blueboy "Remember Me"
Otis Redding "Loverman"
Nancy Sinatra "These Boots Are Made for Walking"
Dusty Springfield "Son of a Preacher Man"
Isaac Hayes "Pusherman"
These are the songs you slow dance in a club to.
But not that rubbish a***-grabbing dance you kids do.
This is the sweaty, hip-bumping, lady limbos down yo body dancing.
You see, you gots to sass it.
Punks.
They are funky.
Sassy.
Rude.
I play this CD and there's a woman nearby? She's sliding on over and giving me the laughy/hair flick/glass stroking/"Oh you" playful tap on the leg.
If you want to approach the levels of slinky bumping sexay then get these tunes, but I'm not going to give you all the list.
Because you can't handle that much funk and girly action.
(except for Grix, you got some of these coming yo way)
Lalo Schifrin "Scorpio's Theme"
David Shire "Main Title - Pelham 123"
Salt N Pepa "Shoop"
LL Cool J "Phenomenon"
Foxy Brown "Oh Yeah"
Blueboy "Remember Me"
Otis Redding "Loverman"
Nancy Sinatra "These Boots Are Made for Walking"
Dusty Springfield "Son of a Preacher Man"
Isaac Hayes "Pusherman"
These are the songs you slow dance in a club to.
But not that rubbish a***-grabbing dance you kids do.
This is the sweaty, hip-bumping, lady limbos down yo body dancing.
You see, you gots to sass it.
Punks.
That's another one of the downloaded tunes
"We're the renegades of funk..." and cue MASSIVE RATM riffage sound
"We're the renegades of funk..." and cue MASSIVE RATM riffage sound
Lalo Schifrin is the film score funk master! He's done some great film/tv scores like The Man From UNCLE, Cool Hand Luke, Bullitt, Dirty Harry, Starsky & Hutch and of course, Enter the Dragon--one of my favourite movie theme tunes most definitely.
Ah, I know many of those songs.
But I couldn't possibly listen to Blueboy's Remember Me, the lyrics scared me:
"Remember me, I'm the one who had your baby's eyes"
And I just pictured some psycho-stalker woman carving out a baby's eyes, and keeping them in a little box.
A funky bunch of tunes none the less, though lacking Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch - but that's a good thing.
But I couldn't possibly listen to Blueboy's Remember Me, the lyrics scared me:
"Remember me, I'm the one who had your baby's eyes"
And I just pictured some psycho-stalker woman carving out a baby's eyes, and keeping them in a little box.
A funky bunch of tunes none the less, though lacking Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch - but that's a good thing.
I downloaded a whole batch of tunes today.
They are funky.
Sassy.
Rude.
I play this CD and there's a woman nearby? She's sliding on over and giving me the laughy/hair flick/glass stroking/"Oh you" playful tap on the leg.
If you want to approach the levels of slinky bumping sexay then get these tunes, but I'm not going to give you all the list.
Because you can't handle that much funk and girly action.
(except for Grix, you got some of these coming yo way)
Lalo Schifrin "Scorpio's Theme"
David Shire "Main Title - Pelham 123"
Salt N Pepa "Shoop"
LL Cool J "Phenomenon"
Foxy Brown "Oh Yeah"
Blueboy "Remember Me"
Otis Redding "Loverman"
Nancy Sinatra "These Boots Are Made for Walking"
Dusty Springfield "Son of a Preacher Man"
Isaac Hayes "Pusherman"
These are the songs you slow dance in a club to.
But not that rubbish a***-grabbing dance you kids do.
This is the sweaty, hip-bumping, lady limbos down yo body dancing.
You see, you gots to sass it.
Punks.
They are funky.
Sassy.
Rude.
I play this CD and there's a woman nearby? She's sliding on over and giving me the laughy/hair flick/glass stroking/"Oh you" playful tap on the leg.
If you want to approach the levels of slinky bumping sexay then get these tunes, but I'm not going to give you all the list.
Because you can't handle that much funk and girly action.
(except for Grix, you got some of these coming yo way)
Lalo Schifrin "Scorpio's Theme"
David Shire "Main Title - Pelham 123"
Salt N Pepa "Shoop"
LL Cool J "Phenomenon"
Foxy Brown "Oh Yeah"
Blueboy "Remember Me"
Otis Redding "Loverman"
Nancy Sinatra "These Boots Are Made for Walking"
Dusty Springfield "Son of a Preacher Man"
Isaac Hayes "Pusherman"
These are the songs you slow dance in a club to.
But not that rubbish a***-grabbing dance you kids do.
This is the sweaty, hip-bumping, lady limbos down yo body dancing.
You see, you gots to sass it.
Punks.