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Argggh!
Gotta tell Marge!
Gotta Tell Marge!
(It's just the name of that watchamacallit!)
Who said that? Was it you? Or was it you over there with the big ray gun and the salivating mouth? It wasn't you? Oh, that's alright then. I'm gonna get a beer.
Mmmm...beer. You can't get enough of that wonderful Duff!
Wait a minute....X......Box.....that can only mean one thing! No more TV! The big green aliens aren't going to enslave humans! They're gonna steal their TV's! Well I aint gonna let the steal my TV! I'm gonna sit here, turn on Fox, and keep watching it making sure no one gets it. This plans flawless!
Argggh!
Oh it's you Bart, what do you want? Oh sure, you can have 130 bucks, here ya go...wait a minute, what for? Playstation 2? What in the thingymabob is that? It plays games? Does it have one of those joystick things which you can wiggly about and go 'hehehe' and then throw at each other when we beat them shouting 'I am evil homer! I beat Bart again yeah'? It plays DVDs? What? You mean there's some form of entertainment more powerful than cassettes? Wait a minute, there's got to be a catch. Does it despense Duff Beer? It doesn't? Ow... Here, take the money, but if it doesn't despense beer, I'll want my money back.
Hey, what's this behind the sofa? G...ame....Cube. Wow it's a GameCube! Marge? What's a GameCube? It plays games? Oooh! I wonder if it plays checkers! Right GameCube, I'm going to be black so you can start. Come on, just move one of your pieces!
...
Come on! God Damnit your meant to play games!
...
It's your TURN!
...
Marge, this GameCube wont play fair!
Wait a minute, what's this at the end of the wire? Hehehe, it's got nipples. What does that say? A...B...Y...X... LISA? What does Abyx mean? It's just the names of the buttons? What buttons? Ah, it's a 'controller'. Maggie, I am going to 'control' you! Fetch my beer! Ow, go on, I'm holding the controller!
Ah well, I'm just going to sit here guarding my TV. Hehe, good luck in stealing my TV you big alien things!
What?
No!
My TV's floating out the window!
Not the pocket TV...not the pocket TV....Doh!
Marge? The aliens stole our TV again!
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I like your style, Edgy my boy.
Argggh!
Gotta tell Marge!
Gotta Tell Marge!
(It's just the name of that watchamacallit!)
Who said that? Was it you? Or was it you over there with the big ray gun and the salivating mouth? It wasn't you? Oh, that's alright then. I'm gonna get a beer.
Mmmm...beer. You can't get enough of that wonderful Duff!
Wait a minute....X......Box.....that can only mean one thing! No more TV! The big green aliens aren't going to enslave humans! They're gonna steal their TV's! Well I aint gonna let the steal my TV! I'm gonna sit here, turn on Fox, and keep watching it making sure no one gets it. This plans flawless!
Argggh!
Oh it's you Bart, what do you want? Oh sure, you can have 130 bucks, here ya go...wait a minute, what for? Playstation 2? What in the thingymabob is that? It plays games? Does it have one of those joystick things which you can wiggly about and go 'hehehe' and then throw at each other when we beat them shouting 'I am evil homer! I beat Bart again yeah'? It plays DVDs? What? You mean there's some form of entertainment more powerful than cassettes? Wait a minute, there's got to be a catch. Does it despense Duff Beer? It doesn't? Ow... Here, take the money, but if it doesn't despense beer, I'll want my money back.
Hey, what's this behind the sofa? G...ame....Cube. Wow it's a GameCube! Marge? What's a GameCube? It plays games? Oooh! I wonder if it plays checkers! Right GameCube, I'm going to be black so you can start. Come on, just move one of your pieces!
...
Come on! God Damnit your meant to play games!
...
It's your TURN!
...
Marge, this GameCube wont play fair!
Wait a minute, what's this at the end of the wire? Hehehe, it's got nipples. What does that say? A...B...Y...X... LISA? What does Abyx mean? It's just the names of the buttons? What buttons? Ah, it's a 'controller'. Maggie, I am going to 'control' you! Fetch my beer! Ow, go on, I'm holding the controller!
Ah well, I'm just going to sit here guarding my TV. Hehe, good luck in stealing my TV you big alien things!
What?
No!
My TV's floating out the window!
Not the pocket TV...not the pocket TV....Doh!
Marge? The aliens stole our TV again!