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Try to keep topics slightly light-hearted and make them as easy to read as possible with good grammer/spelling etc.
If at first you don't succeed, then try & try again. I've written some pretty good topics in the past that i thought might win, but they didn't, so it made me even more determined to write more original things.
You could write a spoof based on a game or a film using characters from the forums, an intelligent topic about current affairs, or something very original that might not have been thought of before.
E.g, I wrote a GAD winning post a few weeks back entitled "The Frankie Dettori Pizza". It linked the idea that videogame companies used well known celebrities to endorse or appear in their games, when the actual game wasn't very good, e.g David Beckham Soccer, Harry Potter etc.
This linked up with the idea that the pizza company was using Frankie Dettori to endorse their pizzas in a similar way.
I got the inspiration to write that topic whilst shopping in Iceland (the shop), so an idea can pop into your brain at any time.
When you do get a brainwave for a good topic, write down the ideas.
Hope that helps :)
Stop moaning and think of something useful that deserves a GAD. And remeber theres going to be very few times that you are the best person.