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"D.I.Y HOLLYWOOD CHAIN"

Here is the bag. I give an object, name, or phrase. Someone has to take that and turn it into a film. You have to give the film a cast, director (optinal), Tag line (optinal), and Poster.

It can be as funny or as serious as you like. When someone has done it, they can then name their own.

This is not only strangley fun, but also stimulating :)

So................. the first one is, A FALSE LEG

good luck

"Remote Town"

Kirsten Dunst plays a country girl who wins the state lottery. She doesn't move away from home, but instead has her small town renivated to make it more modern. The company that supply her with a large T.V are very shady. It turns out that any channels she watches comes to life in the town. The only way to stop this is by turning off the T.V with her remote, but in doing so she will turn off the universe. What will she do?

Tag Line: A the press of a button the world will be destroyed

Poster: Shadow of Dunst sitting on a sofa with a fuzzy T.V screen infront of her.

NEXT: Mr.T and the magic cycle

"Think outside the box":

An emotional tale of a porn star and her priest's efforts to persuade her to look for more from life than the mere contents of a man's jockstrap. Said pornstar moves on to bigger and better things, culminating in her winning the presidency.

Cast: Sean Connery as priest. Kelly Brook as pornstar. Charlie Sheen, Matthew Perry and Al Pacino take various roles in and around the studio in which Brook works.

Tagline: She'll want the moon on a 10 inch stick.

Poster: A Jockstrap hangs down. the Earth is contained within.

Next Object: A TV remote control

Actually that one was a bit t**d. How about.....The Jockstrap

Next one: A drop in the Ocean

Fight Club 2: I am Jacks smirking revenge

After recovering from his injury, Jack and Marla move to Africa to get away from Project Mayhem and all the 'space monkeys'. Jack comes accross a sacred lake where all the water magicly washes the clothes. He remembers the session where Tyler burnt his hand and told him about the acient civilizations. Tyler suddenly finds his way back into Jack's head, and they start a soap producing factory that is actually a front for a new imporved Fight Club; one where you fight to the death!! Will Jack snap out of it, or will Africa start a new project mayhem? one that will rule the world!!

All the original cast and crew return

Tag Line: Just when you thoguht the scars would heal

Poster: A map of Africa with bars of soap in the places that Fight Club exists.

"Road to Death"

Five male college students get lost in the Nevada desert when a bunch of crazed loonies change all of the road signs. The loonies then hunt the college students for their scalps.

Billy Bob Thornton will play all of the loonies, and the college students will be played by the male cast of American Pie.

Tagline: Death trip?

poster: crazy Billy Bob Thornton laughing maniacally.

Next object: a bar of soap

Bruce Campbell is a college student working in a shopping centre. One day an old lady buys and tin of spam and Bruce helps her with her shopping, after some of the tins fall on her. She befriends him and dies shortly after, leaving him all her possesions. These are a manor in the British country side and ten millions dollars.

Bruce cant believe his luck, but there is a catch. The house is full of gay servents and Bruce has to spend the weekend there for him to inherit the manor and the money.

Co-Starring Graham Norton, Nathan Lane and John Laqiziamo.

Poster: A can of spam coloured pink

Tag Line: Tin and out


Next object: A Road sign

Ground force. The movie: Starring-George Clooney as Alan Titchmarsh,Ray Winston as the fat cockney geezer and Mick Hucknall as Charlie Dimock.

Plot- A crack team of undercover operatives who specialise in infiltrating peoples gardens undergo their toughest mission to date. They must attempt to beautify the most ugly place known to man in - 'Operation Bedford.'

Tagline-'can they dig it?'

Poster-A spade with a bra hanging off of it.

Next item-A tin of spam.

Cocktail II: Walkers goes Neon. Lighthearted Drama sequel to the eighties classic cocktail

Cast: Tom Cruise, Gary Lineaker, Steve Irwin, Cameron Diaz. guest appearance: David Seaman as Tom Cruise's love child.

Plot. Walkers Crisps decide to hinge new advertisements on their ever strong presence in drinking establishments the world over, and develope new exciting flavours to promote this move. Tragedy strikes, though, when they find that punters shun the multi-million dollar investment in favour of the old school prawn cocktail.

Tagline: A flavour is "prawn".

Poster: Drunken punters scabbling to buy drinks in a backwater pub, Tom Cruise and the Steve "the crocodile hunter Irwin look on.

Next Item: A Garden Spade

False Promises, a romantic comedy starring Sandra Bullock and Matt Damon, with supporting roles from Steve Guttenburg, Nancy Travis and Wings Hauser.

Sandra Bullock is a 30 something who has never had a boyfriend, mainly because of her false (wooded) leg. She meets Matt Damon, who is on holiday with his uncle Steve Guttenburg. Steve and Matt battle for her affections, and there's much hilarly when the wooded leg goes missing, etc.

Tagline: Love at first sight? I wooden believe it!

Poster: A wooden leg with a heart carved into it.

Next Object: A packet of Prawn Cocktail crisps.