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"MC Sega: 'The Gamesmaster' (for all my peeps in tha hood!)"

Aiiiiight

MC Sega, lookin dapper, Switchin off your PS2? ...Nah
Just slapped Parappa in the face for bitchin on my crew...ha!
Picked up my Mad Catz phaser, plugged in, ready to shoot ya
at the next lame-bad-rap-faker, thuggin out on their computers,
Armed with a SNES bazooka, I smash console controllers
and tarnish monitors until Halo's out of focus,
even X-Boxes won't escape from my hi-res hocus pocus,
(though when I burned a box of Gamecubes not a single person noticed.)

So now you know I'm the real GamesMaster
You might want to get those laps on GT3 made much faster
I'll leave you QuakeIIIing in your boots with a nuclear laser blaster
Press Ctrl-Alt-Delete and you might just escape disaster

I slam more RAM than the NeX-Box crams into its next plan in Japan
the whole internet will !BANG! if I hang-up my LAN,
like my gran in a van, into a driving-ban man
and to be perfectly frank, I couldn't give a damn
(although i hope my borderline language doesn't get me banned)
I hope you understand my PC's classed as FAST with gold plate SCART
My computer set-up makes yours look like tatty 'Old Maid' cards
It's a bold claim/remark, but make notes before you start
any online game with me needs you to compete in the past

So now you know I'm the real GamesMaster
You might want to get those laps on GT3 made much faster
I'll leave you QuakeIIIing in your boots with a nuclear laser blaster
Press Ctrl-Alt-Delete and you might just escape disaster

Plus I've got skilled mates, who make Bill Gates look like Gareth
and my homebrew games get game-makers all embarrassed
Ten thousand polygons per second and realistic damage,
when i drop a bomb again, even Solid Snake will vanish...
he ain't So Solid when MC Sega starts to rock it,
Like "Is that a rocket in your pocket?"
asked Yorda from her castle when I locked it...
"No it's my Gamecube Advance... even import stores don't stock it,
to stand a chance to buy this sort you'll need a bigger wallet."

So now you know I'm the real GamesMaster
You might want to get those laps on GT3 made much faster
I'll leave you QuakeIIIing in your boots with a nuclear laser blaster
Press Ctrl-Alt-Delete and you might just escape disaster

I finished Grand Theft Auto 3 in under 20 minutes
but I'm the man that kinda ought to, seein as I was meant to be in it
but some games-bizniz cynic took my CV and then binned it
S'pose I shouldn't have nicked his TV, his PC, or his Nintind-
Oh! No!... bredren, I gotta go,there's knockin on my door, and ringin on my phone,
But keep MC Sega in your memory, I want you to remember me
If the gangsta on my doorstep turns out to be who I pretend to be
I might lose my last life, and I've got no more Continues
I just hope they make more games based on what I've been through

GADDamn I'm fresh.

Peace, One Love, Laters, Easy and I'm Out etc etc...

: )


-illzen-
aka MC Sega
aka MC Grandmaster Fresh Flex Hamster Ham

Big ups to the insane bartender, who mixes gin with cabbage soup
and returns e-mails to sender, PCs damaged when they boot
I'm glad you added rhymes, for that you can play with my GAD
just as a little sign to show the gratitude I have,
but please dont hack into 'my downloads', there's a pic you must not see,
it's your mother dressed in clown clothes, being sick in front of me,
I don't mean to be offensive, I'm glad you wrote your rap
So i'll leave with my final sentence: what a thoroughly nice chap.

heh, hah, yeah. awright. one time, one time!

MC IB - yeah, i'm in the house,
and everywhere else too, i'm all around
you think you see me? Well, now you don't
i live on the internet baby, i'm just a ghost.
and you know, it's no boast, i'm the hacker with the most
raise your glasses to me kids, let me make a toast
-to you, cuz you see, all your base are belong to me
that's the way it is, whether or not you want it to be

(FEMALE VOCAL)
All your base are belong to IB
All your base are belong to IB
(/FEMALE VOCAL)

respect

ph33r teh leet skills that I'm applying,
cuz I can get through to you, without even trying
if you think the safest place to be is in your home
well think again buddy, cuz you ain't never alone
to you i can get, by direct connect, through the internet
and you can bet that it's me, that makes your pc reset
nothing can stop me, no-one can even slow me,
i'm sitting here now, watching your downloaded pr0n movies,

(FEMALE VOCAL)
All your base are belong to IB
All your base are belong to IB
(/FEMALE VOCAL)

yeah, yeah

and it doesn't stop there, cuz honey I'm everywhere.
think i can't get you? I'm already in there.
you have a firewall, i have my spyware
before you know it i can screw up your hardware
you download mp3s, as every one of you do
but even as you do this, you're letting me into you
you think you're faster, but i'm the hax0r master,
trying to overcome me, will end only in disaster

(FEMALE VOCAL)
All your base are belong to IB
All your base are belong to IB
(/FEMALE VOCAL)

ph33r

the things I can do, with my infinite leetness,
have no real bounds, i'm virtual completeness.
Just watch and you'll see, as I show my finesse,
I replace all your X-mas pics with some naked princess,
and lo and behold I'll do it just so,
your mother will see them next time she has a go,
I'm a super leet hacker, an internet terrorist,
I'm at war with the civilised world and there's no room here for pacifists.

(FEMALE VOCAL)
All your base are belong to IB
All your base are belong to IB
(/FEMALE VOCAL)

COME ON, YEAH

So what is it you think, that can keep me at bay?
Not going on the internet, come what may?
But that's no longer enough, i can get you through other stuff
i can come in via TV, change the channel it ain't tough
there's nothing you can do, cuz in the time your reading this,
i'm planting a virus to destroy your system disk
Get ready all you want, there's nothing you can do,
i'm virtually invulnerable, and I'm coming for you, YEAH!


ph33r meh and my 1337 hax0r skillz

ahem.

If anyone wants to add any extra game-rap lines into the cypher, please continue...

Aiiiiight

MC Sega, lookin dapper, Switchin off your PS2? ...Nah
Just slapped Parappa in the face for bitchin on my crew...ha!
Picked up my Mad Catz phaser, plugged in, ready to shoot ya
at the next lame-bad-rap-faker, thuggin out on their computers,
Armed with a SNES bazooka, I smash console controllers
and tarnish monitors until Halo's out of focus,
even X-Boxes won't escape from my hi-res hocus pocus,
(though when I burned a box of Gamecubes not a single person noticed.)

So now you know I'm the real GamesMaster
You might want to get those laps on GT3 made much faster
I'll leave you QuakeIIIing in your boots with a nuclear laser blaster
Press Ctrl-Alt-Delete and you might just escape disaster

I slam more RAM than the NeX-Box crams into its next plan in Japan
the whole internet will !BANG! if I hang-up my LAN,
like my gran in a van, into a driving-ban man
and to be perfectly frank, I couldn't give a damn
(although i hope my borderline language doesn't get me banned)
I hope you understand my PC's classed as FAST with gold plate SCART
My computer set-up makes yours look like tatty 'Old Maid' cards
It's a bold claim/remark, but make notes before you start
any online game with me needs you to compete in the past

So now you know I'm the real GamesMaster
You might want to get those laps on GT3 made much faster
I'll leave you QuakeIIIing in your boots with a nuclear laser blaster
Press Ctrl-Alt-Delete and you might just escape disaster

Plus I've got skilled mates, who make Bill Gates look like Gareth
and my homebrew games get game-makers all embarrassed
Ten thousand polygons per second and realistic damage,
when i drop a bomb again, even Solid Snake will vanish...
he ain't So Solid when MC Sega starts to rock it,
Like "Is that a rocket in your pocket?"
asked Yorda from her castle when I locked it...
"No it's my Gamecube Advance... even import stores don't stock it,
to stand a chance to buy this sort you'll need a bigger wallet."

So now you know I'm the real GamesMaster
You might want to get those laps on GT3 made much faster
I'll leave you QuakeIIIing in your boots with a nuclear laser blaster
Press Ctrl-Alt-Delete and you might just escape disaster

I finished Grand Theft Auto 3 in under 20 minutes
but I'm the man that kinda ought to, seein as I was meant to be in it
but some games-bizniz cynic took my CV and then binned it
S'pose I shouldn't have nicked his TV, his PC, or his Nintind-
Oh! No!... bredren, I gotta go,there's knockin on my door, and ringin on my phone,
But keep MC Sega in your memory, I want you to remember me
If the gangsta on my doorstep turns out to be who I pretend to be
I might lose my last life, and I've got no more Continues
I just hope they make more games based on what I've been through

GADDamn I'm fresh.

Peace, One Love, Laters, Easy and I'm Out etc etc...

: )


-illzen-
aka MC Sega
aka MC Grandmaster Fresh Flex Hamster Ham