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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away…
It is a time of rebellion and war. The old guard is fighting off attacks from the rebels.
The rebels are slowly gaining headway in the bitter struggle for console dominance.
And a bunch of other stuff.
IMPERIAL DEATH-STAR
Darth Sony
“So, the rebels think they can battle the awesome might of our Death PS2? Fools, we will become more powerful than they can ever imagine. Set phasers to “cultish adverts to stress our hip market dominance” and destroy them.”
Admiral Thwaaag
“My Lord, we are comfortable as it is. Why risk appearing desperate by trying to convince our loyal followers that these rebels are any threat?”
Darth Sony
“Because our greatest weapon, the Metal Gear Solid 2, failed to achieve much damage. Apart from the initial mayhem caused by the E3 Expo, those people soon realised it was actually a lesser game than the original. Missing much of the unique gaming moments from the 1st one. Except for the swimming level, that was cool”
Admiral Thwaag
“You are correct My Lord. Damn.”
REBEL BASE
Mook Pieflinger
“Hey, we’re almost ready with our new weapon.”
Flan Polo
“What should we call this weapon?”
Chew(ing) (to)Bacca
“Wwwroooar”
Flan Polo
“Xbox? That sounds silly. But a good idea. It will be derided but steathily win fans with it’s top-quality PC-related gaming. Nice one”
IMPERIAL DEATH STAR
Darth Sony
“Fools.”
Mr T
“Stop stealing ma phrase, assmaster”
REBEL BASE
Flan Polo
“Ok, the weapon is ready. Let us distribute it amongst the Imperial Bases. It’s black, they may get confused”
Mook Pieflinger
“Excellent. I hear there’s another group of rebels intent on readying their own weapon of interminable cutesiness and fluffy”
Flan Polo
“Ewoks?”
Mook Pieflinger
“Nintys”
IMPERIAL DEATH STAR
Darth Sony
“Bah, they think they even matter. We totally own the console system and will crush all threats”
Admiral Thwaaag
“Yup.”
REBEL BASE
Flan Polo
“Ok, our weapon is out but not causing as much harm as we liked. Let’s drop the price.”
Mook Pieflinger
“Nice one. But let’s offer free stuff to those that already took the weapon into their base.”
NINTY VILLAGE
Wicket
“We will fix it. We will fix it.”
Chief Chirpa
“Not cute enough.”
IMPERIAL DEATH STAR
Darth Sony
“Fools. We have the ultimate weapon, GTA3”
Admiral Thwaag
“Yup”
REBEL BASE
Flan Polo
“It’s working, our weapon is being taken into their bases.”
NINTY VILLAGE
Chief Chirpa
“Our weapon sucks. Let’s drop the price before we even launch it”
Wicket
“We will fix it. We will fix it”
IMPERIAL DEATH STAR
Darth Sony
“Damn, the Xbox is attacking. Release the secret tractor-beam”
Admiral Thwaag
“What’s that then?”
Darth Sony
“Tekken 4!”
Admiral Twaag
“..jesus that’s lame”
Darth Sony
“It’s all we have left! The Getaway ran away”
REBEL BASE
Flan Polo
“We’re winning! Release our weaponry like Metal Gear X and other stuff”
NINTY VILLAGE
Chief Chirpa
“B****r, we’ve had it lads. Crack open the big gay plumber”
Wicket
“We will fix it. We will fix it”
TO BE CONTINUED WHEN I’VE FIGURED OUT WHERE THIS IS GOING
It is a time of rebellion and war. The old guard is fighting off attacks from the rebels.
The rebels are slowly gaining headway in the bitter struggle for console dominance.
And a bunch of other stuff.
IMPERIAL DEATH-STAR
Darth Sony
“So, the rebels think they can battle the awesome might of our Death PS2? Fools, we will become more powerful than they can ever imagine. Set phasers to “cultish adverts to stress our hip market dominance” and destroy them.”
Admiral Thwaaag
“My Lord, we are comfortable as it is. Why risk appearing desperate by trying to convince our loyal followers that these rebels are any threat?”
Darth Sony
“Because our greatest weapon, the Metal Gear Solid 2, failed to achieve much damage. Apart from the initial mayhem caused by the E3 Expo, those people soon realised it was actually a lesser game than the original. Missing much of the unique gaming moments from the 1st one. Except for the swimming level, that was cool”
Admiral Thwaag
“You are correct My Lord. Damn.”
REBEL BASE
Mook Pieflinger
“Hey, we’re almost ready with our new weapon.”
Flan Polo
“What should we call this weapon?”
Chew(ing) (to)Bacca
“Wwwroooar”
Flan Polo
“Xbox? That sounds silly. But a good idea. It will be derided but steathily win fans with it’s top-quality PC-related gaming. Nice one”
IMPERIAL DEATH STAR
Darth Sony
“Fools.”
Mr T
“Stop stealing ma phrase, assmaster”
REBEL BASE
Flan Polo
“Ok, the weapon is ready. Let us distribute it amongst the Imperial Bases. It’s black, they may get confused”
Mook Pieflinger
“Excellent. I hear there’s another group of rebels intent on readying their own weapon of interminable cutesiness and fluffy”
Flan Polo
“Ewoks?”
Mook Pieflinger
“Nintys”
IMPERIAL DEATH STAR
Darth Sony
“Bah, they think they even matter. We totally own the console system and will crush all threats”
Admiral Thwaaag
“Yup.”
REBEL BASE
Flan Polo
“Ok, our weapon is out but not causing as much harm as we liked. Let’s drop the price.”
Mook Pieflinger
“Nice one. But let’s offer free stuff to those that already took the weapon into their base.”
NINTY VILLAGE
Wicket
“We will fix it. We will fix it.”
Chief Chirpa
“Not cute enough.”
IMPERIAL DEATH STAR
Darth Sony
“Fools. We have the ultimate weapon, GTA3”
Admiral Thwaag
“Yup”
REBEL BASE
Flan Polo
“It’s working, our weapon is being taken into their bases.”
NINTY VILLAGE
Chief Chirpa
“Our weapon sucks. Let’s drop the price before we even launch it”
Wicket
“We will fix it. We will fix it”
IMPERIAL DEATH STAR
Darth Sony
“Damn, the Xbox is attacking. Release the secret tractor-beam”
Admiral Thwaag
“What’s that then?”
Darth Sony
“Tekken 4!”
Admiral Twaag
“..jesus that’s lame”
Darth Sony
“It’s all we have left! The Getaway ran away”
REBEL BASE
Flan Polo
“We’re winning! Release our weaponry like Metal Gear X and other stuff”
NINTY VILLAGE
Chief Chirpa
“B****r, we’ve had it lads. Crack open the big gay plumber”
Wicket
“We will fix it. We will fix it”
TO BE CONTINUED WHEN I’VE FIGURED OUT WHERE THIS IS GOING
Genius.
Nuff said.
Nuff said.
Goatboy wrote:
> TO BE CONTINUED WHEN I’VE FIGURED OUT WHERE THIS IS GOING
Yeah, I haven't figured out what is going on either.
> TO BE CONTINUED WHEN I’VE FIGURED OUT WHERE THIS IS GOING
Yeah, I haven't figured out what is going on either.
Yay!
I only posted this this morning and I forgot all about it already.
Darth Yaffle will appear when I work up the interest to write more about this.
I only posted this this morning and I forgot all about it already.
Darth Yaffle will appear when I work up the interest to write more about this.
Bagpuss rules.
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away…
It is a time of rebellion and war. The old guard is fighting off attacks from the rebels.
The rebels are slowly gaining headway in the bitter struggle for console dominance.
And a bunch of other stuff.
IMPERIAL DEATH-STAR
Darth Sony
“So, the rebels think they can battle the awesome might of our Death PS2? Fools, we will become more powerful than they can ever imagine. Set phasers to “cultish adverts to stress our hip market dominance” and destroy them.”
Admiral Thwaaag
“My Lord, we are comfortable as it is. Why risk appearing desperate by trying to convince our loyal followers that these rebels are any threat?”
Darth Sony
“Because our greatest weapon, the Metal Gear Solid 2, failed to achieve much damage. Apart from the initial mayhem caused by the E3 Expo, those people soon realised it was actually a lesser game than the original. Missing much of the unique gaming moments from the 1st one. Except for the swimming level, that was cool”
Admiral Thwaag
“You are correct My Lord. Damn.”
REBEL BASE
Mook Pieflinger
“Hey, we’re almost ready with our new weapon.”
Flan Polo
“What should we call this weapon?”
Chew(ing) (to)Bacca
“Wwwroooar”
Flan Polo
“Xbox? That sounds silly. But a good idea. It will be derided but steathily win fans with it’s top-quality PC-related gaming. Nice one”
IMPERIAL DEATH STAR
Darth Sony
“Fools.”
Mr T
“Stop stealing ma phrase, assmaster”
REBEL BASE
Flan Polo
“Ok, the weapon is ready. Let us distribute it amongst the Imperial Bases. It’s black, they may get confused”
Mook Pieflinger
“Excellent. I hear there’s another group of rebels intent on readying their own weapon of interminable cutesiness and fluffy”
Flan Polo
“Ewoks?”
Mook Pieflinger
“Nintys”
IMPERIAL DEATH STAR
Darth Sony
“Bah, they think they even matter. We totally own the console system and will crush all threats”
Admiral Thwaaag
“Yup.”
REBEL BASE
Flan Polo
“Ok, our weapon is out but not causing as much harm as we liked. Let’s drop the price.”
Mook Pieflinger
“Nice one. But let’s offer free stuff to those that already took the weapon into their base.”
NINTY VILLAGE
Wicket
“We will fix it. We will fix it.”
Chief Chirpa
“Not cute enough.”
IMPERIAL DEATH STAR
Darth Sony
“Fools. We have the ultimate weapon, GTA3”
Admiral Thwaag
“Yup”
REBEL BASE
Flan Polo
“It’s working, our weapon is being taken into their bases.”
NINTY VILLAGE
Chief Chirpa
“Our weapon sucks. Let’s drop the price before we even launch it”
Wicket
“We will fix it. We will fix it”
IMPERIAL DEATH STAR
Darth Sony
“Damn, the Xbox is attacking. Release the secret tractor-beam”
Admiral Thwaag
“What’s that then?”
Darth Sony
“Tekken 4!”
Admiral Twaag
“..jesus that’s lame”
Darth Sony
“It’s all we have left! The Getaway ran away”
REBEL BASE
Flan Polo
“We’re winning! Release our weaponry like Metal Gear X and other stuff”
NINTY VILLAGE
Chief Chirpa
“B****r, we’ve had it lads. Crack open the big gay plumber”
Wicket
“We will fix it. We will fix it”
TO BE CONTINUED WHEN I’VE FIGURED OUT WHERE THIS IS GOING
It is a time of rebellion and war. The old guard is fighting off attacks from the rebels.
The rebels are slowly gaining headway in the bitter struggle for console dominance.
And a bunch of other stuff.
IMPERIAL DEATH-STAR
Darth Sony
“So, the rebels think they can battle the awesome might of our Death PS2? Fools, we will become more powerful than they can ever imagine. Set phasers to “cultish adverts to stress our hip market dominance” and destroy them.”
Admiral Thwaaag
“My Lord, we are comfortable as it is. Why risk appearing desperate by trying to convince our loyal followers that these rebels are any threat?”
Darth Sony
“Because our greatest weapon, the Metal Gear Solid 2, failed to achieve much damage. Apart from the initial mayhem caused by the E3 Expo, those people soon realised it was actually a lesser game than the original. Missing much of the unique gaming moments from the 1st one. Except for the swimming level, that was cool”
Admiral Thwaag
“You are correct My Lord. Damn.”
REBEL BASE
Mook Pieflinger
“Hey, we’re almost ready with our new weapon.”
Flan Polo
“What should we call this weapon?”
Chew(ing) (to)Bacca
“Wwwroooar”
Flan Polo
“Xbox? That sounds silly. But a good idea. It will be derided but steathily win fans with it’s top-quality PC-related gaming. Nice one”
IMPERIAL DEATH STAR
Darth Sony
“Fools.”
Mr T
“Stop stealing ma phrase, assmaster”
REBEL BASE
Flan Polo
“Ok, the weapon is ready. Let us distribute it amongst the Imperial Bases. It’s black, they may get confused”
Mook Pieflinger
“Excellent. I hear there’s another group of rebels intent on readying their own weapon of interminable cutesiness and fluffy”
Flan Polo
“Ewoks?”
Mook Pieflinger
“Nintys”
IMPERIAL DEATH STAR
Darth Sony
“Bah, they think they even matter. We totally own the console system and will crush all threats”
Admiral Thwaaag
“Yup.”
REBEL BASE
Flan Polo
“Ok, our weapon is out but not causing as much harm as we liked. Let’s drop the price.”
Mook Pieflinger
“Nice one. But let’s offer free stuff to those that already took the weapon into their base.”
NINTY VILLAGE
Wicket
“We will fix it. We will fix it.”
Chief Chirpa
“Not cute enough.”
IMPERIAL DEATH STAR
Darth Sony
“Fools. We have the ultimate weapon, GTA3”
Admiral Thwaag
“Yup”
REBEL BASE
Flan Polo
“It’s working, our weapon is being taken into their bases.”
NINTY VILLAGE
Chief Chirpa
“Our weapon sucks. Let’s drop the price before we even launch it”
Wicket
“We will fix it. We will fix it”
IMPERIAL DEATH STAR
Darth Sony
“Damn, the Xbox is attacking. Release the secret tractor-beam”
Admiral Thwaag
“What’s that then?”
Darth Sony
“Tekken 4!”
Admiral Twaag
“..jesus that’s lame”
Darth Sony
“It’s all we have left! The Getaway ran away”
REBEL BASE
Flan Polo
“We’re winning! Release our weaponry like Metal Gear X and other stuff”
NINTY VILLAGE
Chief Chirpa
“B****r, we’ve had it lads. Crack open the big gay plumber”
Wicket
“We will fix it. We will fix it”
TO BE CONTINUED WHEN I’VE FIGURED OUT WHERE THIS IS GOING