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In Las Vegas, a man on holiday with his wife and kids stay in some room in the hotel. The man(you can enter any name at the options screen when you first turn on the game. The original names will be the names of the characters from Rat Race) sneaks down to the casino to bet. He hits the jackpot. He wins a special coin saying 'Go to the lobby room and you will win a fantastic prize.' This mysterious coin is also won by a litigator's assistant from Chicago, a young woman who owns a factory and her millionaire mother, a crazy Spanish geezer called Enriquo Polini, a good for nothing NFL referee and two weird, stupid, hillbilly d***heads with nothing better to do than cause lots of mischief.
The coin winners assemble in the lobby where the casino owner tells them that in Silver City, a town far away in New Mexico there is a train station. At this point, he gives out identical keys to each of the coin winners. The owner then says that there are lockers inside the train station, and their keys all opened locker 001. In side that locker is 2,000,000 dollars. First one there, wins it all.
They then race to New Mexico and your aim is to get there first. Mixed in with a bit of Rat Race humour and crazy mix-ups!
Mini game titles for Rat Race.
1.Putting sleeping pills in your family's chocolate milkshake!:
Put sleeping pills in your family's milkshake so you can hurry off and grab that 2,000,000 bucks.
2.Referee versus Evil Taxi Driver!:
A wrestling match with the taxi driver after he finds out that you were that crappy referee.
3.Stealing Hitler's car!:
Steal Hitler's car with no-one noticing, after having your car towed away. If you're caught, you're busted!
4.Putting up with 20 gabbling women!:
See if you can stop a coach toilet from overflowing in five minutes, using the resources on the coach.
5.Directing a hot-air balloon whilst hanging from a cow!:
A pure racing game. A hot air balloon race with a hot-air balloon owner. But in the race you are at a slight disadvantage...you are hanging from a cow!
6.Monster Truck Navigator!
Landing in a Monster Truck stadium after being taken aback by viewing a woman's breasts (The game will be rated 12) is not something cool, especially if you get squished by a monster truck.
7.Landspeeder Navigation!:
Hijack a landspeeder and grab the 2,000,000.
8.The wrath of the evil squirrel lady!
Will you buy a squirrel from her or not? Saying 'No I will not buy a squirrel' will be the only way to get to the Landspeeder, but the squirrel-lady may try to kill you. It's your choice.
9.Falling asleep!:
If your character is Enriquo Polini, make sure he doesn't run to much or he will fall asleep.
10.FOLLOW THAT HEART!:
Try and find a human heart in a huge field. Be careful of the electric fences.
11.Train journey!:
Try and catch the train without going to the train station. E.g. Wait for a train at a level crossing.
12.Helicopter Madness!:
Control a helicopter with frazzled controls.
Points are awarded if challenges are complete. They are taken away if you kill people or do not complete a challenge.
You will find many shops on the way with useful supplies:Oil, Petrol, Spare tyres, Sleeping pills, Guns, Shampoo, chest pads etc.
There will also be a multiplayer game and deathmatch.
I hoped you liked my idea. Tiny Tavo. Ha ha!
In Las Vegas, a man on holiday with his wife and kids stay in some room in the hotel. The man(you can enter any name at the options screen when you first turn on the game. The original names will be the names of the characters from Rat Race) sneaks down to the casino to bet. He hits the jackpot. He wins a special coin saying 'Go to the lobby room and you will win a fantastic prize.' This mysterious coin is also won by a litigator's assistant from Chicago, a young woman who owns a factory and her millionaire mother, a crazy Spanish geezer called Enriquo Polini, a good for nothing NFL referee and two weird, stupid, hillbilly d***heads with nothing better to do than cause lots of mischief.
The coin winners assemble in the lobby where the casino owner tells them that in Silver City, a town far away in New Mexico there is a train station. At this point, he gives out identical keys to each of the coin winners. The owner then says that there are lockers inside the train station, and their keys all opened locker 001. In side that locker is 2,000,000 dollars. First one there, wins it all.
They then race to New Mexico and your aim is to get there first. Mixed in with a bit of Rat Race humour and crazy mix-ups!
Mini game titles for Rat Race.
1.Putting sleeping pills in your family's chocolate milkshake!:
Put sleeping pills in your family's milkshake so you can hurry off and grab that 2,000,000 bucks.
2.Referee versus Evil Taxi Driver!:
A wrestling match with the taxi driver after he finds out that you were that crappy referee.
3.Stealing Hitler's car!:
Steal Hitler's car with no-one noticing, after having your car towed away. If you're caught, you're busted!
4.Putting up with 20 gabbling women!:
See if you can stop a coach toilet from overflowing in five minutes, using the resources on the coach.
5.Directing a hot-air balloon whilst hanging from a cow!:
A pure racing game. A hot air balloon race with a hot-air balloon owner. But in the race you are at a slight disadvantage...you are hanging from a cow!
6.Monster Truck Navigator!
Landing in a Monster Truck stadium after being taken aback by viewing a woman's breasts (The game will be rated 12) is not something cool, especially if you get squished by a monster truck.
7.Landspeeder Navigation!:
Hijack a landspeeder and grab the 2,000,000.
8.The wrath of the evil squirrel lady!
Will you buy a squirrel from her or not? Saying 'No I will not buy a squirrel' will be the only way to get to the Landspeeder, but the squirrel-lady may try to kill you. It's your choice.
9.Falling asleep!:
If your character is Enriquo Polini, make sure he doesn't run to much or he will fall asleep.
10.FOLLOW THAT HEART!:
Try and find a human heart in a huge field. Be careful of the electric fences.
11.Train journey!:
Try and catch the train without going to the train station. E.g. Wait for a train at a level crossing.
12.Helicopter Madness!:
Control a helicopter with frazzled controls.
Points are awarded if challenges are complete. They are taken away if you kill people or do not complete a challenge.
You will find many shops on the way with useful supplies:Oil, Petrol, Spare tyres, Sleeping pills, Guns, Shampoo, chest pads etc.
There will also be a multiplayer game and deathmatch.
I hoped you liked my idea. Tiny Tavo. Ha ha!