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"I Dropped The Screw In The Tuna"

You may remeber the quote from the title of this topic from 'Kenan & Kel' where he goes "IIIIIII DROPPED THE SCREW IN THE TUNNNNA". But in my case today it wasn't Tuna it was Fish & Chips.

After buying my burger from the Fish & Chip shop at lunch today (like I do most days), two women, one older the other younger with a baby, bring back a portion of chips and complain that they found a screw in their chips.

My friend said to me after he heard this - "They are definetly con artists" SO TRUE! How can you not see a screw in the chip pan thing? How on earth did it get there anyway?

I don't know the size of the screw but it was probably mahoosive :-) I think they actually showed the staff the screw aswell.

If they didn't actually put it in there how on earth can that be accepted? I screw in a portion of chips! Taking into account I eat there most days aswell.

Ever found anything in your foods?

That episode was a classic :)

Proper cracked me up.

I remember that!!!!

Hoh, the memories of yesteryesteryester etc. year!

What, you mean like the side of a rat's face in my chicken nugget?










Nah, never had anything like that, thank Gawd.

tc? Tv even

IIIIIII DROPPED THE SCREW IN THE TUNA

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DROPPED THE SCREW IN THE TUNA


Best episode of the worst tc show ever

My mum found a sharp piece of metal in some paté once. She cut the roof of her mouth really badly!

"I screw in a portion of chips!"

That's sick! :-D

I found a dead fly in my crunch corner once!
Now I can't ever start a crunch corner without extensively searching the yoghurt for another sly fly...

Now that's sick!

I've found:

Bones in my chicken
Poodle in my Pot Noodle
A fly in my soup
and
A hair in my mashed potato!

I found a little stone in my Kitkat. And my mum fround a bit off plastic in her fish from Asda.

It was around 12 years ago, but it did happen!