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Name: Doug McNadd
Sex: Male
Age: 30
Marital Status: Separated
Number of Children: 2
Previous Experience:
Whilst working as a cop I successfully managed to infiltrate the HQ of a terrorist organisation, and take out the leader, in doing so saving the life of my daughter who had been kidnapped. In a more recent job as a security guard I managed to foil a vicious gang of thieves that were attempting to steal a very pricey diamond that was being kept at the museum by hanging onto their helicopter and forcing it to crash.
Please list any skill you have that are relevant to the job:
I can drive a number of different vehicles in an irresponsible manner, and have a basic knowledge of airplanes and helicopters. I have a little experience in defusing bombs, though that was down to luck, rather than judgement. Though only trained in basic weapons as a police officer, I have found myself in positions where I've had to quickly learn how to use other firearms, as well as various rocket launchers, grenades and other explosive devices.
Please list any relevant previous jobs, and reasons for leaving:
1991 - 1996 Police Officer. I left the job as my superiors considered me to be a loose-cannon. They also continued to assign me with useless rookie cops, who always seemed to die. I quit after they suspended me for blowing up an entire street in the fore-mentioned infiltration of terrorist headquarters.
1997 - 2000 Security guard at city museum. I was forced to quit this job when a helicopter crashed into the building, for which I was responsible. Also, my employer was part of the vicious gang of criminals that wanted to steal the diamond, and after foiling his plot, I felt I was treated unfairly.
Why do you want this job?:
I feel that this is the right job for me, because I'm an action hero, through and through. I don't need to think twice before taking by top off, and I can do great slow motion running from explosions, which, no doubt, I would have been responsible for. Another reason for me wanting this job is my desire to get close to my wife again. Her life is sure to be in danger again soon, and if I get this job as an action hero I shall be able to save her, and we'll get back together again, at least until the sequel.
Sex: Male
Age: 30
Marital Status: Separated
Number of Children: 2
Previous Experience:
Whilst working as a cop I successfully managed to infiltrate the HQ of a terrorist organisation, and take out the leader, in doing so saving the life of my daughter who had been kidnapped. In a more recent job as a security guard I managed to foil a vicious gang of thieves that were attempting to steal a very pricey diamond that was being kept at the museum by hanging onto their helicopter and forcing it to crash.
Please list any skill you have that are relevant to the job:
I can drive a number of different vehicles in an irresponsible manner, and have a basic knowledge of airplanes and helicopters. I have a little experience in defusing bombs, though that was down to luck, rather than judgement. Though only trained in basic weapons as a police officer, I have found myself in positions where I've had to quickly learn how to use other firearms, as well as various rocket launchers, grenades and other explosive devices.
Please list any relevant previous jobs, and reasons for leaving:
1991 - 1996 Police Officer. I left the job as my superiors considered me to be a loose-cannon. They also continued to assign me with useless rookie cops, who always seemed to die. I quit after they suspended me for blowing up an entire street in the fore-mentioned infiltration of terrorist headquarters.
1997 - 2000 Security guard at city museum. I was forced to quit this job when a helicopter crashed into the building, for which I was responsible. Also, my employer was part of the vicious gang of criminals that wanted to steal the diamond, and after foiling his plot, I felt I was treated unfairly.
Why do you want this job?:
I feel that this is the right job for me, because I'm an action hero, through and through. I don't need to think twice before taking by top off, and I can do great slow motion running from explosions, which, no doubt, I would have been responsible for. Another reason for me wanting this job is my desire to get close to my wife again. Her life is sure to be in danger again soon, and if I get this job as an action hero I shall be able to save her, and we'll get back together again, at least until the sequel.
Nice stuff Meka.
My only talents are computing, washing up and picking fluff from between my toes...
Meka Dragon wrote:
> Well I reckon it's worth popping.
Heh, me too! Very amusing Meka, I particulary liked the part about the slow motion running from exploding buildings and driving various veicle recklessley. Lots of action hero stereotypes, wahoo!
Excellent.
> Well I reckon it's worth popping.
Heh, me too! Very amusing Meka, I particulary liked the part about the slow motion running from exploding buildings and driving various veicle recklessley. Lots of action hero stereotypes, wahoo!
Excellent.
Well I reckon it's worth popping.
Well I tell my kids I'm an action hero, if that counts. :-)
excellent. :-)
Are you an action here Meka?
I bet you are. Do you have an outfit for fighting crime?
Are you an action here Meka?
I bet you are. Do you have an outfit for fighting crime?
Name: Doug McNadd
Sex: Male
Age: 30
Marital Status: Separated
Number of Children: 2
Previous Experience:
Whilst working as a cop I successfully managed to infiltrate the HQ of a terrorist organisation, and take out the leader, in doing so saving the life of my daughter who had been kidnapped. In a more recent job as a security guard I managed to foil a vicious gang of thieves that were attempting to steal a very pricey diamond that was being kept at the museum by hanging onto their helicopter and forcing it to crash.
Please list any skill you have that are relevant to the job:
I can drive a number of different vehicles in an irresponsible manner, and have a basic knowledge of airplanes and helicopters. I have a little experience in defusing bombs, though that was down to luck, rather than judgement. Though only trained in basic weapons as a police officer, I have found myself in positions where I've had to quickly learn how to use other firearms, as well as various rocket launchers, grenades and other explosive devices.
Please list any relevant previous jobs, and reasons for leaving:
1991 - 1996 Police Officer. I left the job as my superiors considered me to be a loose-cannon. They also continued to assign me with useless rookie cops, who always seemed to die. I quit after they suspended me for blowing up an entire street in the fore-mentioned infiltration of terrorist headquarters.
1997 - 2000 Security guard at city museum. I was forced to quit this job when a helicopter crashed into the building, for which I was responsible. Also, my employer was part of the vicious gang of criminals that wanted to steal the diamond, and after foiling his plot, I felt I was treated unfairly.
Why do you want this job?:
I feel that this is the right job for me, because I'm an action hero, through and through. I don't need to think twice before taking by top off, and I can do great slow motion running from explosions, which, no doubt, I would have been responsible for. Another reason for me wanting this job is my desire to get close to my wife again. Her life is sure to be in danger again soon, and if I get this job as an action hero I shall be able to save her, and we'll get back together again, at least until the sequel.
Sex: Male
Age: 30
Marital Status: Separated
Number of Children: 2
Previous Experience:
Whilst working as a cop I successfully managed to infiltrate the HQ of a terrorist organisation, and take out the leader, in doing so saving the life of my daughter who had been kidnapped. In a more recent job as a security guard I managed to foil a vicious gang of thieves that were attempting to steal a very pricey diamond that was being kept at the museum by hanging onto their helicopter and forcing it to crash.
Please list any skill you have that are relevant to the job:
I can drive a number of different vehicles in an irresponsible manner, and have a basic knowledge of airplanes and helicopters. I have a little experience in defusing bombs, though that was down to luck, rather than judgement. Though only trained in basic weapons as a police officer, I have found myself in positions where I've had to quickly learn how to use other firearms, as well as various rocket launchers, grenades and other explosive devices.
Please list any relevant previous jobs, and reasons for leaving:
1991 - 1996 Police Officer. I left the job as my superiors considered me to be a loose-cannon. They also continued to assign me with useless rookie cops, who always seemed to die. I quit after they suspended me for blowing up an entire street in the fore-mentioned infiltration of terrorist headquarters.
1997 - 2000 Security guard at city museum. I was forced to quit this job when a helicopter crashed into the building, for which I was responsible. Also, my employer was part of the vicious gang of criminals that wanted to steal the diamond, and after foiling his plot, I felt I was treated unfairly.
Why do you want this job?:
I feel that this is the right job for me, because I'm an action hero, through and through. I don't need to think twice before taking by top off, and I can do great slow motion running from explosions, which, no doubt, I would have been responsible for. Another reason for me wanting this job is my desire to get close to my wife again. Her life is sure to be in danger again soon, and if I get this job as an action hero I shall be able to save her, and we'll get back together again, at least until the sequel.