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"The Scorpion King"

HHAHAHAAHAHAH!

This film is a laugh a minute.

The only thing is I can't work out if it was meant to be or not. Because that Rock guy is just soooooo CHEESY!

Trust me, go and watch this film and it'll be one of the funniest films you'll see this year.

Overall I guess it was a pretty good film, as I never felt bored while watching it. That could have something to do with Kelly Hu walking round practically naked the whole film mind!

Anyways, funny film, go watch!

:)

Henry the 8th anyone?

Stryke wrote:
> Yup, you've got we there. Twice. Although Duncan gets shot in The
> Whole Nine Yards. Muahahahahaha.
>



True, he does. And it is quite amusing when it happens too. :-D



> Have you noticed he was a player in The Scorpion King. How? He's fat.


Yeah but he was also a king.

Yup, you've got we there. Twice. Although Duncan gets shot in The Whole Nine Yards. Muahahahahaha.

Have you noticed he was a player in The Scorpion King. How? He's fat.

I would like to see The One but it isn't on down here.


Michael Clarke Duncan was in The Whole Nine Yards though. And I'm pretty sure you love that film.


Ahh but I know you like X-Men, and David Hayter did the screenplay to that too. AHA! Got you! :-D

The guy from MGS2 did The Scorpion King? No wonder it was ridden with cliches and really corny bits.

Yes, Ross, well-guessed, I do not like Michael Clarke Duncan. He's big and he's black but he's not as hard as Mr T.

Plus he fights like a retard. And he was in Armageddeon. I shall never forgive him.

All of you, go watch The One.

David Hayter did the screenplay for Scorpion King actually. The guy who did Solid Snake's voice that is.

I only found out the other day that he did the screenplay for X-Men which really surprised me. And then it turns out he did the screenplay for SK as well. Wow. :-D

Stryke wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> Heh, surprisingly this film has got some great reviews, and The
> Rock's
> meant to be really good in it.
>
> --
>
> He's not. Believe me. I've never seen a line deliverd with less
> emotion, excepting Haley Joel Redneck.



But according to you, he over-acts. Surely that means he delivers his lines with way too much emotion. :-D


Anyway, I saw Scorpion King last night. I didn't think it was bad at all. It wasn't as mockable as I thought it would be anyway. The ant bit was rather amusing but that was intentional. And there were some incredibly corny bits involving Rock and Michael Clarke Duncan (who I can almost guarantee, Gaz does not like :-D).

But if Rock is gonna persue his acting career, he can't continue using 'The Rock'. He's gonna have to go with Dwayne Johnston.

Richie B wrote:
> what d'ya expect?? it's a cast off from a good film with a WWF
> wrestler as the main character, off course it's gonna be cheesy, ya
> ever tried to watch WWF.??.

Before trying to diss WWF, get your punctuation and spelling correct.

And WWF's not cheesy. Just cliche-ridden, and full of catchphrases. {:)

Stryke wrote:
> Ant wrote:
> Heh, surprisingly this film has got some great reviews, and The
> Rock's
> meant to be really good in it.
>
> --
>
> He's not. Believe me. I've never seen a line deliverd with less
> emotion, excepting Haley Joel Redneck.

Well, Telegraph said it was good, among other newspapers.

Ant wrote:
> Heh, surprisingly this film has got some great reviews, and The Rock's
> meant to be really good in it.

--

He's not. Believe me. I've never seen a line deliverd with less emotion, excepting Haley Joel Redneck.