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Reports are coming in from across the globe that monkeys are outselling the Xbox. No-one knows why there has suddenly been a surge in monkey sales, but experts say it has something to do with Tescos lowering the price of bananas. "I just couldn't help myself", said a happy monkey-shopper, "They're just so cute. And I can feed them for about six months for the same price as 2 Xbox games that would last only a month each". So is this the answer - monkeys are more addictive than Xbox?
Economists are predicting that there will be a shortage of "super monkey ball" on the GameCube in light of these recent events...
Gamecube owners will only have to pay a one off fee of £40 and these monkeys will last for life...
Gamecube owners will only have to pay a one off fee of £40 and these monkeys will last for life...
Reports are coming in from across the globe that monkeys are outselling the Xbox. No-one knows why there has suddenly been a surge in monkey sales, but experts say it has something to do with Tescos lowering the price of bananas. "I just couldn't help myself", said a happy monkey-shopper, "They're just so cute. And I can feed them for about six months for the same price as 2 Xbox games that would last only a month each". So is this the answer - monkeys are more addictive than Xbox?