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"How to keep Xbox at £299 and sell tons"

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Thu 18/04/02 at 11:20
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For every person that buys an Xbox at £299 after the price reduction, Steve Ballmer delivers it then dances around your living room going "Developers! Yeah!" before stubbing his toe and shrieking like a girl.

I'd pay full money for that.
Thu 18/04/02 at 16:47
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I think we need Ballmer watch.

I have a need to find out when he speaks next.
Thu 18/04/02 at 16:36
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"Jags is teh l33t"
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anyone got an url for the monkey man news story??
Thu 18/04/02 at 12:37
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"Picking a winner!"
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not half "a" naked lady just a half naked one. as in those topless models. :-)
you know it makes sense.

Appeal to men (and some women) of all ages, young and old.

A disturbing though having half a neked lady, and which half would it be. Odd very very odd.
Thu 18/04/02 at 12:18
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There's a disturbing thought. Half a naked lady. Sure, might work for Silent Hill 3, but I can't see Mario jumping on the heads of bloody half corpses, can you?
Thu 18/04/02 at 11:38
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WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> Or they could just replace the Xbox logo with one that says
> "PlayStation 2" :-)

:-)

I wouldn't let him in my house. We all know that half nakeey ladies could have kept it at full price and sold well. Half Nakeey ladies are the future of console gaming as we know it.
Thu 18/04/02 at 11:28
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Or they could just replace the Xbox logo with one that says "PlayStation 2" :-)
Thu 18/04/02 at 11:27
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But if you knew he was coming, invite your mates over and film it.

Pay-Per-View
"Dancing Bear Goes Mental"

Come on, Ballmer holding your new console aloft, rings of sweat under his arms as he charges red-faced through your living room "I LOVE THIS CONSOLE! YEAH!"
Thu 18/04/02 at 11:25
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Christ, I wouldn't have him in my house. The big dancing bear would no doubt step on childs toys, and knock things from shelves.

No, he'd be WAY too scary to come to my house, and I imagine he smells too. There ain't no deoderant that can deal with that much sweat, surely?
Thu 18/04/02 at 11:20
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For every person that buys an Xbox at £299 after the price reduction, Steve Ballmer delivers it then dances around your living room going "Developers! Yeah!" before stubbing his toe and shrieking like a girl.

I'd pay full money for that.

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