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Tue 16/04/02 at 16:56

Webmaster

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A duck walks into the bar "Got any bread?"
The barman shakes his head "No"
"Got any bread?"
"No"
"Got any bread?"
"NO!"
"Got any bread?"
"No I haven't got any f####ing bread!"
"Got any bread?"
"Look you f####ing duck, I'll nail your f####ing beak to the bar if you don't shut up"
"Got any nails?"
"...no"
"Got any bread?"

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Tue 23/04/02 at 00:48

Mystique

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HálloHowArtThou wrote:
> Semajal,
>
> is it l337???

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Don't get him started. He already thinks it's cool, don't encourage him

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Mon 22/04/02 at 22:37

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$alvatore wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> A duck walks into the bar "Got any bread?"
> The barman shakes his head "No"
> "Got any bread?"
> "No"
> "Got any bread?"
> "NO!"
> "Got any bread?"
> "No I haven't got any f####ing bread!"
> "Got any bread?"
> "Look you f####ing duck, I'll nail your f####ing beak to the
> bar
> if you don't shut up"
> "Got any nails?"
> "...no"
> "Got any bread?"
>
> God that is crap i dont find it funny at all

I do it's quit funny.

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Mon 22/04/02 at 22:03

Bam_Margera

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Funny, in a no brainer comedy sort of way

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Mon 22/04/02 at 21:45

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that is a good one

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Mon 22/04/02 at 21:35

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Hercules! wrote:
> ho ho ho,
>
> and errrr LF,
>
> Roll On the Floor Laughing
>
> happy?

Cheers mate. So, A/S/L?? That goes to everyone.

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Mon 22/04/02 at 21:31

Gaye Jolly

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ho ho ho,

and errrr LF,

Roll On the Floor Laughing

happy?

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Mon 22/04/02 at 21:30

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jcpas wrote:
> ive got a joke like that:
> theres a boy in school he asked the teacher
> can i go to the toilet
> no
> please
> no
> please
> no
> ahh,miss can I change my trouses please

Ha ha, I don't get it. ;D

What does ROFL mean??

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Mon 22/04/02 at 21:17

jcpas

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ive got a joke like that:
theres a boy in school he asked the teacher
can i go to the toilet
no
please
no
please
no
ahh,miss can I change my trouses please

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Wed 17/04/02 at 15:48

dfnhifiasdhfuiasdnfa

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Semajal,

is it l337???

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Wed 17/04/02 at 15:45

Semajal

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"Jags is teh l33t"