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http://www.ishipress.com/sci-bono.htm

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Read all about The Bonobo monkey
They do nothing but get it on with each other.

Goatboy wrote:
> Our Father, thou art in heaven
> Next time I want to be a Bonobo
> Don't make me human again
> Or I'll punch you in the balls
> Amen


Getting jiggy with randy female monkeys doesn't appeal. A prayer along the lines of:

our father, who art in heaven
please give all (fit) human females the brains of bonobos
and large breasts
Or I'll punch you in the balls
Amen

"De Waal said that many men grow indignant when they learn of the bonobo's social structure. "After one of my talks, a famous German professor jumped up and said, 'What is wrong with these males?' " he recalled. Yet de Waal said the bonobo males might not have reason to rebel. "They seem to be in a perfectly good situation," he said. "The females have sex with them all the time, and they don't have to fight over it so much among themselves. I'm not sure they've lost anything”"

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So let me get this straight.
Males don't fight for dominance, because the females are dominant.
And they work out this dominance and social order by humping.
So the males watch the femals get jiggy, then the females come over and roger the males senseless?

Our Father, thou art in heaven
Next time I want to be a Bonobo
Don't make me human again
Or I'll punch you in the balls
Amen

Different link, more info.

A genuine zooalogical site with references and everything.

Is this the same link as the one you posted before?

I could just click it and see, but thought it would be easier to just ask. :-)

Wow! Monkey orgies, imagine that!

http://www.ishipress.com/sci-bono.htm

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Read all about The Bonobo monkey
They do nothing but get it on with each other.