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We have a load of Russians in our kitchen.
One of them is most fit.

*cue jokes about Western Fronts etc*

Hur hur
Peristroikas.
I wonder if she has ever been in a shop where they have stuff for sale? Or been to a filthy capitalist pub?
I shall find out.

Purely for, y'know, good relations between East and West.

Goatboy wrote:
Her name is Rubin, she's 25 and has everything in the right place.

Wonder if Thom Yorke has met her? Get it get it

I met an extremely nice Russian astronomer today... Hmmm

Sorry to sound incompetent, but would there be a reason for Russians being in your kitchen?

Her name is Rubin, she's 25 and has everything in the right place.

Her name is Helga, and she is the Russian Womans Shot Put Champion.

You can use her legs as sand paper and she has a face like a bag of Spanners.

Nice.

Is she called Helga or Olga and have hairy arm pits?

I accept this responsibility to bridge the gap between two countries.
To extend the hand of Western friendship to our Baltic cousins etc etc.

And she *really* is fit.

Take care Goatboy.

And remember, you're doing your country proud.

We have a load of Russians in our kitchen.
One of them is most fit.

*cue jokes about Western Fronts etc*

Hur hur
Peristroikas.
I wonder if she has ever been in a shop where they have stuff for sale? Or been to a filthy capitalist pub?
I shall find out.

Purely for, y'know, good relations between East and West.