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From Ananova.com..
Patient having op on backside breaks wind, causing fire
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A Danish man having surgery on his backside broke wind and set his genitals alight.
A surgeon was removing a mole on his backside with an electric knife when the man broke wind, lighting a spark.
His genitals had been washed with surgical spirits and caught fire.
He's sueing the hospital for pain and suffering and loss of income.
He says he had to take extra time off work and can't have s*x with his wife. The hospital says it was an unfortunate accident.
"When I woke up, my p*nis and scrotum were burning like hell," the man told Danish Newspaper BT.
Surgeon Dr Jorn Kristensen said: "No-one considered the possibility the man would break wind during the operation, let alone that it would catch fire. It was an unfortunate accident."
The 30-year-old patient said: "I've had to be booked off work for longer than expected and, besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife."
The operation which was being carried out at the Kjellerups hospital, was aborted immediately after the accident.
Reports says it's unlikely the doctor will face disciplinary action.
You've got to laugh really..
Patient having op on backside breaks wind, causing fire
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A Danish man having surgery on his backside broke wind and set his genitals alight.
A surgeon was removing a mole on his backside with an electric knife when the man broke wind, lighting a spark.
His genitals had been washed with surgical spirits and caught fire.
He's sueing the hospital for pain and suffering and loss of income.
He says he had to take extra time off work and can't have s*x with his wife. The hospital says it was an unfortunate accident.
"When I woke up, my p*nis and scrotum were burning like hell," the man told Danish Newspaper BT.
Surgeon Dr Jorn Kristensen said: "No-one considered the possibility the man would break wind during the operation, let alone that it would catch fire. It was an unfortunate accident."
The 30-year-old patient said: "I've had to be booked off work for longer than expected and, besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife."
The operation which was being carried out at the Kjellerups hospital, was aborted immediately after the accident.
Reports says it's unlikely the doctor will face disciplinary action.
You've got to laugh really..
howarrob wrote:
> Thank you for that 'interesting' news.
You grumpy old git! Bring some fun to these forums form once!
> Thank you for that 'interesting' news.
You grumpy old git! Bring some fun to these forums form once!
SHEEPY, are you keeping that new name, because I'm doing a new spoof with you in and I wanna know which name to put in
Fantastic
It would be very very difficult not to laugh... very.
Another reason not to fart.
Another reason not to fart.
I bet it was hard for the surgeons to keep a straight face when the guy let rip, I mean who wouldn't laugh at that :D
We all know it was you, Rakuga, not some 30 year old bloke ;)
LOL!! And thought it was gunna say he killed the surgeon or something with the smell!
And yes, you have got to laugh, but think of how much pain he must be in - and not just physically!! So you've also gotta feel very sorry for him.
And yes, you have got to laugh, but think of how much pain he must be in - and not just physically!! So you've also gotta feel very sorry for him.
LOL! Of all the times to break wind, he had to do it when he was being operated on! Heh.
From Ananova.com..
Patient having op on backside breaks wind, causing fire
-------------------------------------------------------
A Danish man having surgery on his backside broke wind and set his genitals alight.
A surgeon was removing a mole on his backside with an electric knife when the man broke wind, lighting a spark.
His genitals had been washed with surgical spirits and caught fire.
He's sueing the hospital for pain and suffering and loss of income.
He says he had to take extra time off work and can't have s*x with his wife. The hospital says it was an unfortunate accident.
"When I woke up, my p*nis and scrotum were burning like hell," the man told Danish Newspaper BT.
Surgeon Dr Jorn Kristensen said: "No-one considered the possibility the man would break wind during the operation, let alone that it would catch fire. It was an unfortunate accident."
The 30-year-old patient said: "I've had to be booked off work for longer than expected and, besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife."
The operation which was being carried out at the Kjellerups hospital, was aborted immediately after the accident.
Reports says it's unlikely the doctor will face disciplinary action.
You've got to laugh really..
Patient having op on backside breaks wind, causing fire
-------------------------------------------------------
A Danish man having surgery on his backside broke wind and set his genitals alight.
A surgeon was removing a mole on his backside with an electric knife when the man broke wind, lighting a spark.
His genitals had been washed with surgical spirits and caught fire.
He's sueing the hospital for pain and suffering and loss of income.
He says he had to take extra time off work and can't have s*x with his wife. The hospital says it was an unfortunate accident.
"When I woke up, my p*nis and scrotum were burning like hell," the man told Danish Newspaper BT.
Surgeon Dr Jorn Kristensen said: "No-one considered the possibility the man would break wind during the operation, let alone that it would catch fire. It was an unfortunate accident."
The 30-year-old patient said: "I've had to be booked off work for longer than expected and, besides the pain, I can't have sex with my wife."
The operation which was being carried out at the Kjellerups hospital, was aborted immediately after the accident.
Reports says it's unlikely the doctor will face disciplinary action.
You've got to laugh really..