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Dyson attachments announced!
Working closely with top men at Microsoft,Dyson have come up with a new peripheral that is said to revolutionise home gaming.
The Dyson SuXBox plugs straight into the controller port (further controllers can then be plugged into this) and created a number of powerfull suck'n'blow functions. Any games which feature outdoor areas will benefit from being able to have some wind effects. Temperature can also be set, so you could feel an icy arctic chill, or maybe the suction feature will be used to make you feel as though your being sucked into a furnace.
"I had the chance to play a demo featuring space flight, and the suck feature was used when my ship was being pulled in with a tractor-beam, it was awesome!" Said this lucky young gamer Anton McMacanackasack winner of an exclusive Microsoft competition to be the first to test such products.
Steve Ballmer was at hand to talk about the new product. "If I give you a Nintendo or a Playstation, you can hold the pad, and it might rumble a bit. Oooh, Mr Wobble-Hands, what a great feature! Slight trembles, how much has that added to the gaming experience! Well get ready to be blow away. For real! I tell you who loves this feature. Developers. Developers, developers, ceveloper, developers. That's what it's all about. I'll tell you another thing. No other company would have the balls to help bring you something like this, and I LOVE THIS COMPANY! Yeah!!!!"
At this point Steve started jumping around the stage, and huge rings of sweat begun to form on his shirt, but still he continued whooping with delight.
One thing's for sure though, the SuXBox is something really special, let's just hope developers can incorporate it into something really innovative!
Working closely with top men at Microsoft,Dyson have come up with a new peripheral that is said to revolutionise home gaming.
The Dyson SuXBox plugs straight into the controller port (further controllers can then be plugged into this) and created a number of powerfull suck'n'blow functions. Any games which feature outdoor areas will benefit from being able to have some wind effects. Temperature can also be set, so you could feel an icy arctic chill, or maybe the suction feature will be used to make you feel as though your being sucked into a furnace.
"I had the chance to play a demo featuring space flight, and the suck feature was used when my ship was being pulled in with a tractor-beam, it was awesome!" Said this lucky young gamer Anton McMacanackasack winner of an exclusive Microsoft competition to be the first to test such products.
Steve Ballmer was at hand to talk about the new product. "If I give you a Nintendo or a Playstation, you can hold the pad, and it might rumble a bit. Oooh, Mr Wobble-Hands, what a great feature! Slight trembles, how much has that added to the gaming experience! Well get ready to be blow away. For real! I tell you who loves this feature. Developers. Developers, developers, ceveloper, developers. That's what it's all about. I'll tell you another thing. No other company would have the balls to help bring you something like this, and I LOVE THIS COMPANY! Yeah!!!!"
At this point Steve started jumping around the stage, and huge rings of sweat begun to form on his shirt, but still he continued whooping with delight.
One thing's for sure though, the SuXBox is something really special, let's just hope developers can incorporate it into something really innovative!
I think you guys are in the wrong forum, maybe we should get the guys over at SR to create an XXX forum just for you guys :P
Sniff...It's true.
She was rubbish in bed.
Liked my tongue, though. Heh.
She was rubbish in bed.
Liked my tongue, though. Heh.
WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> Small Frog wrote:
> Thank you for the small enjoyment that gave me.
>
> S'funny... his wife uses those exact words! ;-p
So you were the one she was seeing behind my back!
> Small Frog wrote:
> Thank you for the small enjoyment that gave me.
>
> S'funny... his wife uses those exact words! ;-p
So you were the one she was seeing behind my back!
You are wierd and scary. I like that in a wookie. Do you come from Kashyyyyyyyyyyyyyk too, or do you come from a planet with a name I can pronounce?
Small Frog wrote:
> Thank you for the small enjoyment that gave me.
S'funny... his wife uses those exact words! ;-p
> Thank you for the small enjoyment that gave me.
S'funny... his wife uses those exact words! ;-p
Heehee. That post made me laugh. A lot.
Thank you for the small enjoyment that gave me.
Thank you for the small enjoyment that gave me.
Dyson attachments announced!
Working closely with top men at Microsoft,Dyson have come up with a new peripheral that is said to revolutionise home gaming.
The Dyson SuXBox plugs straight into the controller port (further controllers can then be plugged into this) and created a number of powerfull suck'n'blow functions. Any games which feature outdoor areas will benefit from being able to have some wind effects. Temperature can also be set, so you could feel an icy arctic chill, or maybe the suction feature will be used to make you feel as though your being sucked into a furnace.
"I had the chance to play a demo featuring space flight, and the suck feature was used when my ship was being pulled in with a tractor-beam, it was awesome!" Said this lucky young gamer Anton McMacanackasack winner of an exclusive Microsoft competition to be the first to test such products.
Steve Ballmer was at hand to talk about the new product. "If I give you a Nintendo or a Playstation, you can hold the pad, and it might rumble a bit. Oooh, Mr Wobble-Hands, what a great feature! Slight trembles, how much has that added to the gaming experience! Well get ready to be blow away. For real! I tell you who loves this feature. Developers. Developers, developers, ceveloper, developers. That's what it's all about. I'll tell you another thing. No other company would have the balls to help bring you something like this, and I LOVE THIS COMPANY! Yeah!!!!"
At this point Steve started jumping around the stage, and huge rings of sweat begun to form on his shirt, but still he continued whooping with delight.
One thing's for sure though, the SuXBox is something really special, let's just hope developers can incorporate it into something really innovative!
Working closely with top men at Microsoft,Dyson have come up with a new peripheral that is said to revolutionise home gaming.
The Dyson SuXBox plugs straight into the controller port (further controllers can then be plugged into this) and created a number of powerfull suck'n'blow functions. Any games which feature outdoor areas will benefit from being able to have some wind effects. Temperature can also be set, so you could feel an icy arctic chill, or maybe the suction feature will be used to make you feel as though your being sucked into a furnace.
"I had the chance to play a demo featuring space flight, and the suck feature was used when my ship was being pulled in with a tractor-beam, it was awesome!" Said this lucky young gamer Anton McMacanackasack winner of an exclusive Microsoft competition to be the first to test such products.
Steve Ballmer was at hand to talk about the new product. "If I give you a Nintendo or a Playstation, you can hold the pad, and it might rumble a bit. Oooh, Mr Wobble-Hands, what a great feature! Slight trembles, how much has that added to the gaming experience! Well get ready to be blow away. For real! I tell you who loves this feature. Developers. Developers, developers, ceveloper, developers. That's what it's all about. I'll tell you another thing. No other company would have the balls to help bring you something like this, and I LOVE THIS COMPANY! Yeah!!!!"
At this point Steve started jumping around the stage, and huge rings of sweat begun to form on his shirt, but still he continued whooping with delight.
One thing's for sure though, the SuXBox is something really special, let's just hope developers can incorporate it into something really innovative!