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*looks at camara and winks*
Yes, all you have to do is spend five pounds to get one reddie, save five and you can be booging your night away to the Jungle Book like a monkey or to Euro Stage Dance Mix like a poof at the arcades on a sunny Saturday afternoon whilst the other kids laugh at you!
HOW LUCKY ARE YOU!
But don't worry...YOUR COOL! Just read the mat...it says it all!
& all you have to do to be great and dance is to give money to Special Reserve!
HOW EASY IS THAT!
& its getting spent on Tony's gasbill and Ali's pet dust mite it couldn't go to a worther cause. Could it?
So hop down to a Special Reserve shop near you or just go buy online - you won;t be disappointed with this new free gift!
BE THE DISCO QUEEN!
*Jungle Book & Euro Stage Dance Mix sold separatly. An extra cost of £3 is to be paid for packaging. Special Reserve take no realiability to the beating of your son after a dancing act on the matt. All broken legs not paid for. Rip it and we'll blame it on your Cat. Send it back and we'll send it right back again. More information at UkGames.com*
That was the biggest lump of crap that I have ever read in my life!
If there was like a 'Lose a Game a Day' competition then you probably would have won easily!
Think harder next time!
*looks at camara and winks*
Yes, all you have to do is spend five pounds to get one reddie, save five and you can be booging your night away to the Jungle Book like a monkey or to Euro Stage Dance Mix like a poof at the arcades on a sunny Saturday afternoon whilst the other kids laugh at you!
HOW LUCKY ARE YOU!
But don't worry...YOUR COOL! Just read the mat...it says it all!
& all you have to do to be great and dance is to give money to Special Reserve!
HOW EASY IS THAT!
& its getting spent on Tony's gasbill and Ali's pet dust mite it couldn't go to a worther cause. Could it?
So hop down to a Special Reserve shop near you or just go buy online - you won;t be disappointed with this new free gift!
BE THE DISCO QUEEN!
*Jungle Book & Euro Stage Dance Mix sold separatly. An extra cost of £3 is to be paid for packaging. Special Reserve take no realiability to the beating of your son after a dancing act on the matt. All broken legs not paid for. Rip it and we'll blame it on your Cat. Send it back and we'll send it right back again. More information at UkGames.com*