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*NOTE - THIS DOESN’T AFFECT ANYTHING GOING ON AT THE MOMENT, IT IS A TRIAL MATCH FOR YOU TO READ*
Welcome to the SR arena for the first ever Winner-joins-WWF forum Contract On A Pole match! Let me just guide you through the stipulations – this is a no holds barred, anything goes match, and the first person to grab the WWF forum-wrestling contract joins the WWF forum. In the ring for this momentous occasion we have the long awaited return of…Cactus Jack (RM18) vs…a Mystery Opponent!
*Guitar twangs* Cactus Jack’s music hits! Howard Finkel gets on the mic. Readers you are witnessing a historic moment in wrestling – the long awaited return of Cactus Jack! Cactus walks out, garbage can in hand, to a deafening round of cheers. Bang Bang! What a reaction for Cactus Jack! The cheers subside into silence as they await his opponent. Finkel steps up – and his opponent! A man who over the years has shared many epic battles with Cactus – his arch rival, his nemesis, yet long time friend…TERRY FUNK!
Collective gasps from the crowd. Funk runs down to a mixed reaction from a shell – shocked crowd and slides into the ring. He walks over to Cactus and they stare each other down. Left hand by Funk! Cactus’ garbage can falls into the ring. The match has begun! Continued left hands by Funk, he seems furious! Cactus falls to the ground and Funk starts stomping on him. Funk leaves him in a crumpled heap on the corner and turns away, oh, listen to that, the silence has turned to a cacophony of boos! Cactus slowly gets up…clothesline by Funk! Boos ring round the arena once more. Funk starts stomping on him again and stands on the second turnbuckle above Cactus’ head. Wait…why isn’t he trying to get the contract? Funk milks the crowd, my god he’s got a smug look on his face! Cactus gets up! Low blow by Cactus Jack, the crowd go into a frenzy!
Both men are down! Both men are down! The crowd are going wild, urging Cactus Jack to get up; so much is at stake here! Both men stagger to their feet and lock up. Cactus gains the advantage. They start trading blows to the head…left to Cactus, right to Funk! Can you feel the intensity in these two men! Irish whip by Cactus into the ropes…neckbreaker to Funk! Cactus climbs to his feet and makes an attempt at clambering up to get the contract, but Funk bumps the ropes. Sleeper hold by Funk on Cactus as both men try to regroup. They both rise to their feet, the crowd’s reaction rising with it. Suplex by Terry Funk, followed by an elbow drop. But Cactus puts his head up almost immediately…it’s going to take a lot more to keep the hardcore legend down!
Funk walks over to the turnbuckle in the far corner and removes the protective covering, exposing the cold, hard steel underneath. Cactus charges at Funk, but Funk responds with a drop toehold to Cactus, propelling his face into the exposed turnbuckle! My God, I think he’s been busted open! Funk turns away, but Cactus groggily stumbles to his feet, spins Funk around, delivers a kick to the gut and hits the Double Arm DDT! This time its Funk who needs help! Cactus runs to the turnbuckle, climbs to the top rope and hits a perfect flying elbow to Funk! The crowd go absolutely wild!
Cactus gets on his knees, seemingly to try and obtain the contract, but Funk is holding on to his ankle and Cactus can’t get up…he’s biting his ankle! Cactus screams in pain…but uses his other leg to kick Funk away. Funk climbs to his feet…Cactus clothesline over the ropes! Both men are on the outside now, and the fight continues! Strong left hands by Funk, who gains the advantage. Blood is pouring down Cactus’ face now from earlier on. Funk picks him up, Scoop slam to Cactus Jack right on to the ramp! Funk climbs the hoarding and reaches into the crowd, what on earth is he doing! He has a steel chair! He is really taking advantage of the no holds barred stipulation.
Vicious chair shot to Cactus! And another…and another! Terry Funk just delivered three hard chairshots to Cactus Jack’s cranium! The chair is smeared with Cactus Jack blood…this really is a brutal match up! Cactus gets to his feet, trying to regain his bearings. Funk goes for another chair shot but Cactus punches the chair into Funk’s face! Cactus Jack starts ripping the protective mat away, leaving the concrete open. Right hands to a now disorientated Funk, followed by a kick to the gut and a Piledriver onto concrete! Oh my God what are they going to do to each other next? Both men lie on the floor outside the ring, the garbage can still lying in the centre of the ring. Seeing the contract on the pole, both men look across at each over, and then get up! I think they are going to race to get o the ropes for the contract! Both men slide into the ring and ascend the ropes. Both men are standing on the first rope trying to grab the WWF forum-wrestling contract. They start hitting each over in an attempt to knock each other off. Elbow to the face by Funk…Cactus falls to the mat! Funk has the advantage! Funk reaches for the contract, but Cactus grabs his shirt. Cactus sees the garbage can out the corner of his eye and pulls Funk backwards, onto the garbage can! Funk just fell backwards onto the garbage can his head, neck and back crushing the metal! Cactus climbs the rope and grabs the contract! Cactus Jack (RM18) has won the Contract on A Pole match! Does this mean we’ll be seeing him in WWF forum wrestling very soon? Time will tell…
Note from RM18: Thanks for reading my match, I hope it was up to scratch! I would really like to get involved so could one if not all of the usual writers read this properly and give me feedback and any (constructive) criticism. Go easy on me as this is my first attempt. Thanks for reading…I’m waiting for your feedback already!
Welcome to the SR arena for the first ever Winner-joins-WWF forum Contract On A Pole match! Let me just guide you through the stipulations – this is a no holds barred, anything goes match, and the first person to grab the WWF forum-wrestling contract joins the WWF forum. In the ring for this momentous occasion we have the long awaited return of…Cactus Jack (RM18) vs…a Mystery Opponent!
*Guitar twangs* Cactus Jack’s music hits! Howard Finkel gets on the mic. Readers you are witnessing a historic moment in wrestling – the long awaited return of Cactus Jack! Cactus walks out, garbage can in hand, to a deafening round of cheers. Bang Bang! What a reaction for Cactus Jack! The cheers subside into silence as they await his opponent. Finkel steps up – and his opponent! A man who over the years has shared many epic battles with Cactus – his arch rival, his nemesis, yet long time friend…TERRY FUNK!
Collective gasps from the crowd. Funk runs down to a mixed reaction from a shell – shocked crowd and slides into the ring. He walks over to Cactus and they stare each other down. Left hand by Funk! Cactus’ garbage can falls into the ring. The match has begun! Continued left hands by Funk, he seems furious! Cactus falls to the ground and Funk starts stomping on him. Funk leaves him in a crumpled heap on the corner and turns away, oh, listen to that, the silence has turned to a cacophony of boos! Cactus slowly gets up…clothesline by Funk! Boos ring round the arena once more. Funk starts stomping on him again and stands on the second turnbuckle above Cactus’ head. Wait…why isn’t he trying to get the contract? Funk milks the crowd, my god he’s got a smug look on his face! Cactus gets up! Low blow by Cactus Jack, the crowd go into a frenzy!
Both men are down! Both men are down! The crowd are going wild, urging Cactus Jack to get up; so much is at stake here! Both men stagger to their feet and lock up. Cactus gains the advantage. They start trading blows to the head…left to Cactus, right to Funk! Can you feel the intensity in these two men! Irish whip by Cactus into the ropes…neckbreaker to Funk! Cactus climbs to his feet and makes an attempt at clambering up to get the contract, but Funk bumps the ropes. Sleeper hold by Funk on Cactus as both men try to regroup. They both rise to their feet, the crowd’s reaction rising with it. Suplex by Terry Funk, followed by an elbow drop. But Cactus puts his head up almost immediately…it’s going to take a lot more to keep the hardcore legend down!
Funk walks over to the turnbuckle in the far corner and removes the protective covering, exposing the cold, hard steel underneath. Cactus charges at Funk, but Funk responds with a drop toehold to Cactus, propelling his face into the exposed turnbuckle! My God, I think he’s been busted open! Funk turns away, but Cactus groggily stumbles to his feet, spins Funk around, delivers a kick to the gut and hits the Double Arm DDT! This time its Funk who needs help! Cactus runs to the turnbuckle, climbs to the top rope and hits a perfect flying elbow to Funk! The crowd go absolutely wild!
Cactus gets on his knees, seemingly to try and obtain the contract, but Funk is holding on to his ankle and Cactus can’t get up…he’s biting his ankle! Cactus screams in pain…but uses his other leg to kick Funk away. Funk climbs to his feet…Cactus clothesline over the ropes! Both men are on the outside now, and the fight continues! Strong left hands by Funk, who gains the advantage. Blood is pouring down Cactus’ face now from earlier on. Funk picks him up, Scoop slam to Cactus Jack right on to the ramp! Funk climbs the hoarding and reaches into the crowd, what on earth is he doing! He has a steel chair! He is really taking advantage of the no holds barred stipulation.
Vicious chair shot to Cactus! And another…and another! Terry Funk just delivered three hard chairshots to Cactus Jack’s cranium! The chair is smeared with Cactus Jack blood…this really is a brutal match up! Cactus gets to his feet, trying to regain his bearings. Funk goes for another chair shot but Cactus punches the chair into Funk’s face! Cactus Jack starts ripping the protective mat away, leaving the concrete open. Right hands to a now disorientated Funk, followed by a kick to the gut and a Piledriver onto concrete! Oh my God what are they going to do to each other next? Both men lie on the floor outside the ring, the garbage can still lying in the centre of the ring. Seeing the contract on the pole, both men look across at each over, and then get up! I think they are going to race to get o the ropes for the contract! Both men slide into the ring and ascend the ropes. Both men are standing on the first rope trying to grab the WWF forum-wrestling contract. They start hitting each over in an attempt to knock each other off. Elbow to the face by Funk…Cactus falls to the mat! Funk has the advantage! Funk reaches for the contract, but Cactus grabs his shirt. Cactus sees the garbage can out the corner of his eye and pulls Funk backwards, onto the garbage can! Funk just fell backwards onto the garbage can his head, neck and back crushing the metal! Cactus climbs the rope and grabs the contract! Cactus Jack (RM18) has won the Contract on A Pole match! Does this mean we’ll be seeing him in WWF forum wrestling very soon? Time will tell…
Note from RM18: Thanks for reading my match, I hope it was up to scratch! I would really like to get involved so could one if not all of the usual writers read this properly and give me feedback and any (constructive) criticism. Go easy on me as this is my first attempt. Thanks for reading…I’m waiting for your feedback already!
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good match
yeh it is normally up on saturdays
ok thanks, I still don't really know what's happening, I'll have to wait for the next update
Excellent match mate, and whilst we are hear if he wanted my wrestlers he could have them (except stone cold :D) because i dont come here as much as i used to.
Grandprix wrote:
> All you have to do is check the updates which are put up every week and check
> which match you have to write.
Where do you read them?
> All you have to do is check the updates which are put up every week and check
> which match you have to write.
Where do you read them?
All you have to do is check the updates which are put up every week and check which match you have to write.
Well done, RM18. Excellent stuff.
Thanks all...
So whta happens now?
So whta happens now?
I think we ought to welcome RM18 to the team! Good match mate. Liked the hardcore side to the match. A future writer for SRW methinks! :D
Great match
Great match
A good post much deserving a spot in the writers thing.
Keep it up Russ!
:)
Keep it up Russ!
:)
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