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"Xbox Poem"

Xbox Poem, by James Woodcock

The console world was smaller,
Sega had left the room,
Along came Microsoft,
To make an almighty boom.

For they had an idea,
That would change the way we think,
It would have everything a gamer wanted,
Except the kitchen sink.

Sony and Nintendo,
Scrambled to take the hold,
But time was running out,
As the Xbox was to unfold.

For it was faster and crisper,
Of all the motley crew,
But would this all take off,
No one really knew.

Intel and NVIDIA,
All had a claim,
To help this latest console,
Get a brand new fame.

The new console was released,
Expectations were running high,
Games like Halo and Abe,
Were surely a must buy.

Complaints of the controller,
For it was very very big,
But dazzled by the graphics,
They didn’t give a fig.

For Halo was a triumph,
A masterpiece for sure,
Made PC games look boring,
The Xbox was the cure.

With Dolby Digital Sound,
Whole new games to play,
Why do we have to go to work,
I want to use it all day.

3 weeks have now passed,
and now we do so adore,
the newest greatest console.
With which we do “Play More”.

(((Sorry I was up all night, and had to write something :) )

GlideM wrote:
> Sorry your lack of anything in your poem intrigued me ;)
>
> Thanks
>
> Please come again :p

of cource it did

Sorry your lack of anything in your poem intrigued me ;)

Thanks

Please come again :p

GlideM wrote:
> erm.....
>
> That poem was full of metophores and personifications.
>
> I will have to analyse this right away, line by line!

what the hell are you talking about GlideM, have you been drinking ale in the day or something

erm.....

That poem was full of metophores and personifications.

I will have to analyse this right away, line by line!

here is a poem
sony are the best they make good consoles unlike microsoft, if god were to crown a console it would be the PS2 and god would wipe his butt after laying sloppy X-BOX poo.

ha ha good come back

Gurning wrote:
> gurn feels so lonely baby gurn feels lonely he might die


First the free games and now this. The end of this week is just getting better and better.

GlideM wrote:
> Xbox Poem, by James Woodcock
>
> The console world was smaller,
> Sega had left the room,
> Along came Microsoft,
> To make an almighty boom.
>
> For they had an idea,
> That would change the way we think,
> It would have everything a gamer wanted,
> Except the kitchen sink.
>
> Sony and Nintendo,
> Scrambled to take the hold,
> But time was running out,
> As the Xbox was to unfold.
>
> For it was faster and crisper,
> Of all the motley crew,
> But would this all take off,
> No one really knew.
>
> Intel and NVIDIA,
> All had a claim,
> To help this latest console,
> Get a brand new fame.
>
> The new console was released,
> Expectations were running high,
> Games like Halo and Abe,
> Were surely a must buy.
>
> Complaints of the controller,
> For it was very very big,
> But dazzled by the graphics,
> They didn’t give a fig.
>
> For Halo was a triumph,
> A masterpiece for sure,
> Made PC games look boring,
> The Xbox was the cure.
>
> With Dolby Digital Sound,
> Whole new games to play,
> Why do we have to go to work,
> I want to use it all day.
>
> 3 weeks have now passed,
> and now we do so adore,
> the newest greatest console.
> With which we do “Play More”.
>
> (((Sorry I was up all night, and had to write something :) )



right u must have been very bored to write a poem on something as bad as an xbox oh its true its damn true ive gotta poem of my own
since gurns got baby he found a new place to dewell its down at the end of jabroni drive at smackdown hotel gurn feels so lonely baby gurn feels lonely he might die

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