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Hi, and welcome to Nintendo goes dating, The show where we try to set up perfect Nintendo couples. Today, the Nintendo charecters that dated were:
Mario and Jo dark who went on a Mushroom Tasting course.
Luigi and Peach who went Ghost Hunting and Cake Baking.
and finally Conker and Anne Robinson (Who said she joined The Nintendo Squad just to take part in "Nintendo goes dating).
First, lets see how Mario and Jo Dark got on, Mushroom Picking in....ummm....Mushroom Land???
Mario: Mummamia, Joanna Dark!
Jo Dark: Hey Sweety!
Mario: I bought you this pizza, Fresh from the oven!
Jo Dark: Why how sweet of you.
*Jo pecks Mazza on the cheek*
Mario: Mumamia she's hot!
After meeting outside the castle they ventured to the Mushroom Kingdom Gardens.
Mario: So Ms. Dark, Where do you come from?
Jo Dark: Rare...hows about you?
Mario: I come from my muma's womb in Italy
*Long, long silence*
Mario and Jo trudge further through the gardens, Mario with his eyes not moving from Jo
Mario: Wow, I find a Rare Red Mushroom!
Jo Dark: Let me see!
*Jo bends right across Mario and he finds himself in a postition where it is impossible to not stare at Jo's.....highlights!!! Mario Faints*
Well, lets see the best bits from Luigi and peach's date!
Luigi: Why Hello Peach!
Peach: What - Everrr!
Luigi: Hey Babe, Whats with the attitude???
Peach: Huh? Please!
After meeting, Luigi shows Peach around the mansion.
Luigi: .....and this is the place where I sucked up the haunter, and this is the place where I swiped that pesky little...
*Luigi notices that Peach has disappeared*
Peach: Down here honey! Lemme show you how to bake like a WHOLE cake!!!
Luigi: Mumamia!
*Peach shows Luigi how its done*
Luigi: But I don't like cake! I like Pizza, Pasta and Mushrooms!
Peach: Well I guess I better go give this cake to somewone who is in fashion.
Luigi: Maybe somewone who doesn't just wear a pink, frilly bed sheet all day!!!
*Peach throws cake in Luigi's face*
Well, lets see how Conker and Anne Robison got on!!!
Conker: Hey
Anne: Hello, Conker, Who is sinking the ship, Who is the largest burden, its time to vote off, the weakest link...
Conker: ......................can we go have some beers now????
Anne: So, The ginger rodent has chosen
Conker: Actually im a...
Anne: a squirral? I know, I was insulting you!
Conker: Oh...you want another beer
Anne: But that will be...
Conker: My 17th, what are you a wuss!?
Anne: No!
*Anne downs 4 pints within a minute*
Anne: *Burp* That'll be my 18th
Conker: You know when you called me a ginger rodent, well i just been thinking, and well, you look more like a ginger rodent than me!
Anne: Conker, You are the Weakest Drinker, Good...
*Conker blows Ann's head off*
Conker: Goodbye, Ginger -------The date was terminated at this point-------
Well, thanks for tuning in to Nintendo Dating. Goodbye!
Mario and Jo dark who went on a Mushroom Tasting course.
Luigi and Peach who went Ghost Hunting and Cake Baking.
and finally Conker and Anne Robinson (Who said she joined The Nintendo Squad just to take part in "Nintendo goes dating).
First, lets see how Mario and Jo Dark got on, Mushroom Picking in....ummm....Mushroom Land???
Mario: Mummamia, Joanna Dark!
Jo Dark: Hey Sweety!
Mario: I bought you this pizza, Fresh from the oven!
Jo Dark: Why how sweet of you.
*Jo pecks Mazza on the cheek*
Mario: Mumamia she's hot!
After meeting outside the castle they ventured to the Mushroom Kingdom Gardens.
Mario: So Ms. Dark, Where do you come from?
Jo Dark: Rare...hows about you?
Mario: I come from my muma's womb in Italy
*Long, long silence*
Mario and Jo trudge further through the gardens, Mario with his eyes not moving from Jo
Mario: Wow, I find a Rare Red Mushroom!
Jo Dark: Let me see!
*Jo bends right across Mario and he finds himself in a postition where it is impossible to not stare at Jo's.....highlights!!! Mario Faints*
Well, lets see the best bits from Luigi and peach's date!
Luigi: Why Hello Peach!
Peach: What - Everrr!
Luigi: Hey Babe, Whats with the attitude???
Peach: Huh? Please!
After meeting, Luigi shows Peach around the mansion.
Luigi: .....and this is the place where I sucked up the haunter, and this is the place where I swiped that pesky little...
*Luigi notices that Peach has disappeared*
Peach: Down here honey! Lemme show you how to bake like a WHOLE cake!!!
Luigi: Mumamia!
*Peach shows Luigi how its done*
Luigi: But I don't like cake! I like Pizza, Pasta and Mushrooms!
Peach: Well I guess I better go give this cake to somewone who is in fashion.
Luigi: Maybe somewone who doesn't just wear a pink, frilly bed sheet all day!!!
*Peach throws cake in Luigi's face*
Well, lets see how Conker and Anne Robison got on!!!
Conker: Hey
Anne: Hello, Conker, Who is sinking the ship, Who is the largest burden, its time to vote off, the weakest link...
Conker: ......................can we go have some beers now????
Anne: So, The ginger rodent has chosen
Conker: Actually im a...
Anne: a squirral? I know, I was insulting you!
Conker: Oh...you want another beer
Anne: But that will be...
Conker: My 17th, what are you a wuss!?
Anne: No!
*Anne downs 4 pints within a minute*
Anne: *Burp* That'll be my 18th
Conker: You know when you called me a ginger rodent, well i just been thinking, and well, you look more like a ginger rodent than me!
Anne: Conker, You are the Weakest Drinker, Good...
*Conker blows Ann's head off*
Conker: Goodbye, Ginger -------The date was terminated at this point-------
Well, thanks for tuning in to Nintendo Dating. Goodbye!
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OK, Thanks for the feedback
You need some more characters, what about Samus (you seem to have a serious shortage of ladies...Birdo!? What the hell were you thinking?!).
Ganondorf, DK and Kirby would also be humerous/weird.
Ganondorf, DK and Kirby would also be humerous/weird.
Unfortunately, I agree.
A 4th one could finnish it, or it could continue it in style - you should be very carefull with it if you do decide to do a 4th episode.
But the first 2 were great! :D
A 4th one could finnish it, or it could continue it in style - you should be very carefull with it if you do decide to do a 4th episode.
But the first 2 were great! :D
*ahem* that was meant to say:
The THIRD one dragged it out a bit.
The THIRD one dragged it out a bit.
I thought that the first two were good, but the second one dragged it out a bit. Try and think of some good ideas by the next epidode.......if we want one that is! ;)
What episode did u guys like best???? I wanna know so I can make the next one even better!!!
Hey, Welcome to episode 3 (Phew!) of Nintendo goes dating, the show that matches all your fav ninty charecters.
Today:
Mario dates Peach
Turok dates Jo Dark (Peach and Jo Dark allways date, Nintendo are soooo sexist!!!)
AND Toad dates Birdo (You know, that stoopid bird from Mario Tennis!)
Birdo: Hey you git I heard that!!!
*Cough* anyways, first up Mario dates Peach!
Mario: Mumamia, somewone is looking pretty today!!!
Peach: Oh, Please!
Mario: Yeah, Daisy over there by the Cafe sure is HOT!
Peach: Hey!
Mario: But not as hot as you!!!
Peach: Oh, Please!
Mario: Or Anne Robinson over there....WOW! She is the Stongest Link by far!!!!!
*Peach just looks very, very annoyed*
Mario and Peach then ventured inside to a bar
Mario: Gimme a pint of Shroom Juice
Peach: Don't mind him, 2 Mushroom Mendetta's thanks
Barman: Are either of you, from this....planet???
*Peach slaps Barman*
Mario: Nice Shot!
Peach and Mario then trudged up to there hotel where they glanced over the moonlight.
*Peach looking up at the stars, Mario just staring with an un blinking eye at Peach's........highlights!!!*
Peach: They're beautiful arn't they?
Mario: Yup, round and juicy!
Peach: Oh, ive allways thought of the stars as more, calming and light filling
Mario: I allways thought of your breasts as beautiful!!!
Peach: Ummmm....I was talking about the stars
Mario: Yeah and I was talking about your.....highlights
Peach: Ok, you win, but be gentle
We can't really explain what went on next. They are from another planet!!!!
Lets see how Turok and Jo Dark get on:
Jo Dark: Hey
Turok: Gooday mate!
Jo Dark: So you ready to go explore the outback cutie???
Turok: Oh yeah, we're gonna go and find some of the world's most deadly snakes and really naff them off so they bite us!!!!!
Jo Dark: Cool, sounds fun, I'll bring my gun
Turok: No, No! We don't wanna kill these animals we just want to really naff then off!
Jo Dark: Ok, If your sure
Turok: Believe me mate, I'll bring some venom incase we get bitten!
Turok and Jo journeyed into the outback
Turok: My God! The deadliest snake in the world, LETS NAFF HIM OFF!
Jo Dark: Cool!
*Turok throws a stick at the snake*
Turok: Ahhhh, that didn't work! This ones a real beaut
Jo Dark: I got an idea!
*Jo rips off her shirt and bra and the snake just freezes*
Turok: Nice work Jo, you gotta really nice pair
Jo Dark: Thanks
Turok: Oh we really naffed him off!
They seemed to get on, Lets see what happened on Birdo and Toads date
Toad: Hey
Birdo: H...Hello
Toad: Whats wrong?
Birdo: The stupid author insulted me
Toad: Awwww...come here
Birdo: **** off you stupid, ugly toadstool that looks like Graham Norton's friggin Underpants on legs!!!!
Toad: Wooooow!!! Look who's angry 'cos they sucked in Mario Tennis compared to Toad!!!!
Birdo: UNDERPANTS ON LEGS!!! Get A friggin life and stop wiping Mario's butt after him!!
Toad: Pink P***y!
Birdo: Butt Wiper!
*Birdo and Toad get in a scuffle, and of coarse they're both so weak they end up on the floor out of breath*
Well that date just got worse and worse. Anyways, Episode 4 will come....ummmmm....when you guys say so. Thanks and COMEAGAIN!
Today:
Mario dates Peach
Turok dates Jo Dark (Peach and Jo Dark allways date, Nintendo are soooo sexist!!!)
AND Toad dates Birdo (You know, that stoopid bird from Mario Tennis!)
Birdo: Hey you git I heard that!!!
*Cough* anyways, first up Mario dates Peach!
Mario: Mumamia, somewone is looking pretty today!!!
Peach: Oh, Please!
Mario: Yeah, Daisy over there by the Cafe sure is HOT!
Peach: Hey!
Mario: But not as hot as you!!!
Peach: Oh, Please!
Mario: Or Anne Robinson over there....WOW! She is the Stongest Link by far!!!!!
*Peach just looks very, very annoyed*
Mario and Peach then ventured inside to a bar
Mario: Gimme a pint of Shroom Juice
Peach: Don't mind him, 2 Mushroom Mendetta's thanks
Barman: Are either of you, from this....planet???
*Peach slaps Barman*
Mario: Nice Shot!
Peach and Mario then trudged up to there hotel where they glanced over the moonlight.
*Peach looking up at the stars, Mario just staring with an un blinking eye at Peach's........highlights!!!*
Peach: They're beautiful arn't they?
Mario: Yup, round and juicy!
Peach: Oh, ive allways thought of the stars as more, calming and light filling
Mario: I allways thought of your breasts as beautiful!!!
Peach: Ummmm....I was talking about the stars
Mario: Yeah and I was talking about your.....highlights
Peach: Ok, you win, but be gentle
We can't really explain what went on next. They are from another planet!!!!
Lets see how Turok and Jo Dark get on:
Jo Dark: Hey
Turok: Gooday mate!
Jo Dark: So you ready to go explore the outback cutie???
Turok: Oh yeah, we're gonna go and find some of the world's most deadly snakes and really naff them off so they bite us!!!!!
Jo Dark: Cool, sounds fun, I'll bring my gun
Turok: No, No! We don't wanna kill these animals we just want to really naff then off!
Jo Dark: Ok, If your sure
Turok: Believe me mate, I'll bring some venom incase we get bitten!
Turok and Jo journeyed into the outback
Turok: My God! The deadliest snake in the world, LETS NAFF HIM OFF!
Jo Dark: Cool!
*Turok throws a stick at the snake*
Turok: Ahhhh, that didn't work! This ones a real beaut
Jo Dark: I got an idea!
*Jo rips off her shirt and bra and the snake just freezes*
Turok: Nice work Jo, you gotta really nice pair
Jo Dark: Thanks
Turok: Oh we really naffed him off!
They seemed to get on, Lets see what happened on Birdo and Toads date
Toad: Hey
Birdo: H...Hello
Toad: Whats wrong?
Birdo: The stupid author insulted me
Toad: Awwww...come here
Birdo: **** off you stupid, ugly toadstool that looks like Graham Norton's friggin Underpants on legs!!!!
Toad: Wooooow!!! Look who's angry 'cos they sucked in Mario Tennis compared to Toad!!!!
Birdo: UNDERPANTS ON LEGS!!! Get A friggin life and stop wiping Mario's butt after him!!
Toad: Pink P***y!
Birdo: Butt Wiper!
*Birdo and Toad get in a scuffle, and of coarse they're both so weak they end up on the floor out of breath*
Well that date just got worse and worse. Anyways, Episode 4 will come....ummmmm....when you guys say so. Thanks and COMEAGAIN!
Yep we want episode three !
Yeah, they were good.
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