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Coming home from school I went into a shop and bought a drink, whilst purchasing the beverage I noticed on the FRONT COVER of 'The Daily Record', popular paper in Scotland:
" Meet Scotland's real life J-Lo "
I wanted to pick up all the papers, put them on the floor and urinate on them...
FRONT COVER? some stupid Scottish boot that sings in some dirty pub and looks 23% like her, of course that's me guessing what's in it.
Let me guess the rest of paper:
Front Page- Real life J-Lo and Queen Mam dead again
Pages 2-3 - Some C-List Celebrity caught sun-bathing
Pages 4-5 - Why our paper is better than the others
Pages 6-57 - Kylie's A**e.
Pages 58-72 - Adverts
Page 73 - Millions dead, War in World, Mars landing
Page 74-76 - Sport
If you buy any papers like this then I lose a great deal of respect for you... and of course the most popular paper in Britain is The Sun.
Bah
" Meet Scotland's real life J-Lo "
I wanted to pick up all the papers, put them on the floor and urinate on them...
FRONT COVER? some stupid Scottish boot that sings in some dirty pub and looks 23% like her, of course that's me guessing what's in it.
Let me guess the rest of paper:
Front Page- Real life J-Lo and Queen Mam dead again
Pages 2-3 - Some C-List Celebrity caught sun-bathing
Pages 4-5 - Why our paper is better than the others
Pages 6-57 - Kylie's A**e.
Pages 58-72 - Adverts
Page 73 - Millions dead, War in World, Mars landing
Page 74-76 - Sport
If you buy any papers like this then I lose a great deal of respect for you... and of course the most popular paper in Britain is The Sun.
Bah
Yeah the chick in the record was nothing like J-Lo, in saying that my girlfriends cousin looks a lot more like her.
The paper has some good moments but other than that boring and pants.
The paper has some good moments but other than that boring and pants.
"who was more sexually appealing than Yoda's armpit."
LOL!
I'm remembering that one for the pub this weekend....
LOL!
I'm remembering that one for the pub this weekend....
The Sun is class.
Obviously not high class, but nothing's perfect. It has a preety good footy coverage, and 'Dear Deadrie' is always amusing. Still, I wouldn't pay money for it...
And what is it with Scotland? I went there a while ago.. I was quite suprised to see that there are quite a few decent looking young girls around - yet something truly hideous happens to them when they hit thirty. I didn't see a single woman over thirty who was more sexually appealing than Yoda's armpit.
What causes this unfortunate degradation?
Obviously not high class, but nothing's perfect. It has a preety good footy coverage, and 'Dear Deadrie' is always amusing. Still, I wouldn't pay money for it...
And what is it with Scotland? I went there a while ago.. I was quite suprised to see that there are quite a few decent looking young girls around - yet something truly hideous happens to them when they hit thirty. I didn't see a single woman over thirty who was more sexually appealing than Yoda's armpit.
What causes this unfortunate degradation?
Yeah its really sad, some poeple at school buy it, but there is hardly half an hours reading in it. Support the daily mail, the best tabloid there is!
Coming home from school I went into a shop and bought a drink, whilst purchasing the beverage I noticed on the FRONT COVER of 'The Daily Record', popular paper in Scotland:
" Meet Scotland's real life J-Lo "
I wanted to pick up all the papers, put them on the floor and urinate on them...
FRONT COVER? some stupid Scottish boot that sings in some dirty pub and looks 23% like her, of course that's me guessing what's in it.
Let me guess the rest of paper:
Front Page- Real life J-Lo and Queen Mam dead again
Pages 2-3 - Some C-List Celebrity caught sun-bathing
Pages 4-5 - Why our paper is better than the others
Pages 6-57 - Kylie's A**e.
Pages 58-72 - Adverts
Page 73 - Millions dead, War in World, Mars landing
Page 74-76 - Sport
If you buy any papers like this then I lose a great deal of respect for you... and of course the most popular paper in Britain is The Sun.
Bah
" Meet Scotland's real life J-Lo "
I wanted to pick up all the papers, put them on the floor and urinate on them...
FRONT COVER? some stupid Scottish boot that sings in some dirty pub and looks 23% like her, of course that's me guessing what's in it.
Let me guess the rest of paper:
Front Page- Real life J-Lo and Queen Mam dead again
Pages 2-3 - Some C-List Celebrity caught sun-bathing
Pages 4-5 - Why our paper is better than the others
Pages 6-57 - Kylie's A**e.
Pages 58-72 - Adverts
Page 73 - Millions dead, War in World, Mars landing
Page 74-76 - Sport
If you buy any papers like this then I lose a great deal of respect for you... and of course the most popular paper in Britain is The Sun.
Bah