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Yes! This is all true, I swear!
Rescuers worked frantically for over
ten hours Sunday, to get a beached whale back out into the
sea, until they realized the whale wasn't a whale at all. It was
500 pound WWF superstar the Big Show, whose real name
is Paul Wight.
The mix-up occurred as a Palm Beach resident,
Marge Olson, was walking along the beach when she thought
she spotted a beached whale. "I saw what I thought had to
be a whale stuck in the sand. It was just kind of rolling around,
making these terrible noises and the smell was unbearable.
I ran back to my condo and called 911." As it turned out, there
was a simple explanation for this. Chief Whale Rescuer,
Charles Jordan gave us the details. "Paul went and
got smashed the night before and he simply passed out on the
beach. The rolling around, the terrible noises, and the foul smell,
were just a result of Paul's massive hangover and a case of
very severe gas."
Unfortunately, the rescue squad also believed that
they were dealing with a real whale, until very late that night.
Charles Jordan says that in Palm Beach this isn't surprising
at all. "We're a real confused bunch down here. I think that is
obvious to just about everyone in America. Hell I thought
he was a real whale for about the first ten hours we worked on
him. Then he started mumbling something about 'being forced
to work on Raw' and I started getting a little freaked
out. Finally one of my co-workers recognized him from all the
television wrestling shows. I just wish we would have realized
it sooner. I went and stuck my hand in what I though was the
whale's blowhole, trying to make sure its' airflow wasn't blocked
I'm going to have to go home and soak that hand in disinfectant
for about a week now. "
Paul Wight could also face legal troubles as a result of
the whale mix-up. There is a law in Palm Beach that strictly
prohibits anyone from impersonating a beached whale. The
maximum sentence for such an offence is three to five years,
plus a $1,000 fine. It is unclear whether prosecutors will file
charges against Mr. Wight at this time.
taken from EWN wrestling Newsletter.
Discuss.
Rescuers worked frantically for over
ten hours Sunday, to get a beached whale back out into the
sea, until they realized the whale wasn't a whale at all. It was
500 pound WWF superstar the Big Show, whose real name
is Paul Wight.
The mix-up occurred as a Palm Beach resident,
Marge Olson, was walking along the beach when she thought
she spotted a beached whale. "I saw what I thought had to
be a whale stuck in the sand. It was just kind of rolling around,
making these terrible noises and the smell was unbearable.
I ran back to my condo and called 911." As it turned out, there
was a simple explanation for this. Chief Whale Rescuer,
Charles Jordan gave us the details. "Paul went and
got smashed the night before and he simply passed out on the
beach. The rolling around, the terrible noises, and the foul smell,
were just a result of Paul's massive hangover and a case of
very severe gas."
Unfortunately, the rescue squad also believed that
they were dealing with a real whale, until very late that night.
Charles Jordan says that in Palm Beach this isn't surprising
at all. "We're a real confused bunch down here. I think that is
obvious to just about everyone in America. Hell I thought
he was a real whale for about the first ten hours we worked on
him. Then he started mumbling something about 'being forced
to work on Raw' and I started getting a little freaked
out. Finally one of my co-workers recognized him from all the
television wrestling shows. I just wish we would have realized
it sooner. I went and stuck my hand in what I though was the
whale's blowhole, trying to make sure its' airflow wasn't blocked
I'm going to have to go home and soak that hand in disinfectant
for about a week now. "
Paul Wight could also face legal troubles as a result of
the whale mix-up. There is a law in Palm Beach that strictly
prohibits anyone from impersonating a beached whale. The
maximum sentence for such an offence is three to five years,
plus a $1,000 fine. It is unclear whether prosecutors will file
charges against Mr. Wight at this time.
taken from EWN wrestling Newsletter.
Discuss.
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Hello all you Minions :P
Well, let's see...
Economy: Brought to it's knees by mismanagement, by both government and banks.
Ecology: Build more houses, while there are thousands of dwellings available, given some work on them. Why not a 'You do the work, we pay' from the councils' Seems like a good deal for all that way.
London: More and more expensive properties owned by less and less of this island's people. YET, they've take the trains out of various areas to 'help with the London and south transport problems'
Crime: I see more and more police officers, particularly the higher placed one, being charged with crimes they are acting against.
Government: They seem to spend more time in the commons frittering away time on discussing the above problems, than actually DOING something about them!
Aid to other countries: What has been sent would be more use in our own country. Think about the people who have to decide 'heat or eat' or the ones who live under bridges, in cardboard boxes!
Information: Two problems I see: Clare's law, where a woman can check on a man's previous record. What about the other way around?
The other: Social networking. What went wrong with the internet, and people, to cause all this 'bullying' and 'cyber abuse'? Let the Internet work, and get rid of all the other services die because of abuse!
Economy: Brought to it's knees by mismanagement, by both government and banks.
Ecology: Build more houses, while there are thousands of dwellings available, given some work on them. Why not a 'You do the work, we pay' from the councils' Seems like a good deal for all that way.
London: More and more expensive properties owned by less and less of this island's people. YET, they've take the trains out of various areas to 'help with the London and south transport problems'
Crime: I see more and more police officers, particularly the higher placed one, being charged with crimes they are acting against.
Government: They seem to spend more time in the commons frittering away time on discussing the above problems, than actually DOING something about them!
Aid to other countries: What has been sent would be more use in our own country. Think about the people who have to decide 'heat or eat' or the ones who live under bridges, in cardboard boxes!
Information: Two problems I see: Clare's law, where a woman can check on a man's previous record. What about the other way around?
The other: Social networking. What went wrong with the internet, and people, to cause all this 'bullying' and 'cyber abuse'? Let the Internet work, and get rid of all the other services die because of abuse!
There was another one aswell that I can't remember
Hur hur hur is all I can say.
It sounds like the kind of thing the Undertaker might do, so it doesn't sound that funny.
Joe Dark wrote:
> MikeAll wrote:
> What's EWN? By any chance was this newsletter sent out on
> April 1st?
Yep it was, there were also some other jokes in like the
> Undertaker will not wrestle without chewing tobaco beforehand.
I didn't find that one as funny........
> MikeAll wrote:
> What's EWN? By any chance was this newsletter sent out on
> April 1st?
Yep it was, there were also some other jokes in like the
> Undertaker will not wrestle without chewing tobaco beforehand.
I didn't find that one as funny........
MikeAll wrote:
> What's EWN? By any chance was this newsletter sent out on April 1st?
Yep it was, there were also some other jokes in like the Undertaker will not wrestle without chewing tobaco beforehand
> What's EWN? By any chance was this newsletter sent out on April 1st?
Yep it was, there were also some other jokes in like the Undertaker will not wrestle without chewing tobaco beforehand
They also mistakenly thought that Big Show's bottom was a bike rack.
LMAO is all i have to say at this!
What's EWN? By any chance was this newsletter sent out on April 1st?
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