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Not my own, but very funny all the same:
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".
A man walks into a pub, and notices Vincent Van Gogh is standing at the bar. "Do you want a pint, Vince?" he asks.
"No, thanks," replies the artist. "I've got one 'ere."
I went to a seafood disco last week.... and pulled a mussel.
A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.
"It's... um... well... I have five p*****s." replies the man.
"Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?"
"Like a glove."
A brain and a jump lead go into a pub and order some drinks. The barman says "I'm not serving you two!"
"Why?" asked the brain.
The barman replies, "Because you are out of your skull and he is bound to start something."
Answer phone message "....If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...."
What do you give a cannibal who is late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic?
He choked on his own vimto.
A woman arrives at a bank with a fifty pound note stuck in each ear, and asks to see the manager. The cashier steps through to the managers office: "There's a woman to see you, she's £100 in arrears."
Our local chemist was robbed last week and a quantity of viagra was stolen. Police say that they are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.
Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CD's? In Iraq.
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".
A man walks into a pub, and notices Vincent Van Gogh is standing at the bar. "Do you want a pint, Vince?" he asks.
"No, thanks," replies the artist. "I've got one 'ere."
I went to a seafood disco last week.... and pulled a mussel.
A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.
"It's... um... well... I have five p*****s." replies the man.
"Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?"
"Like a glove."
A brain and a jump lead go into a pub and order some drinks. The barman says "I'm not serving you two!"
"Why?" asked the brain.
The barman replies, "Because you are out of your skull and he is bound to start something."
Answer phone message "....If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...."
What do you give a cannibal who is late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic?
He choked on his own vimto.
A woman arrives at a bank with a fifty pound note stuck in each ear, and asks to see the manager. The cashier steps through to the managers office: "There's a woman to see you, she's £100 in arrears."
Our local chemist was robbed last week and a quantity of viagra was stolen. Police say that they are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.
Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CD's? In Iraq.
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
Very funny jokes
VOODOO MAN wrote:
> I didn't laugh once
How could you not laugh at the cannibal one?
The cold shoulder, LOL.
> I didn't laugh once
How could you not laugh at the cannibal one?
The cold shoulder, LOL.
Not my own, but very funny all the same:
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".
A man walks into a pub, and notices Vincent Van Gogh is standing at the bar. "Do you want a pint, Vince?" he asks.
"No, thanks," replies the artist. "I've got one 'ere."
I went to a seafood disco last week.... and pulled a mussel.
A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.
"It's... um... well... I have five p*****s." replies the man.
"Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?"
"Like a glove."
A brain and a jump lead go into a pub and order some drinks. The barman says "I'm not serving you two!"
"Why?" asked the brain.
The barman replies, "Because you are out of your skull and he is bound to start something."
Answer phone message "....If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...."
What do you give a cannibal who is late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic?
He choked on his own vimto.
A woman arrives at a bank with a fifty pound note stuck in each ear, and asks to see the manager. The cashier steps through to the managers office: "There's a woman to see you, she's £100 in arrears."
Our local chemist was robbed last week and a quantity of viagra was stolen. Police say that they are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.
Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CD's? In Iraq.
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".
A man walks into a pub, and notices Vincent Van Gogh is standing at the bar. "Do you want a pint, Vince?" he asks.
"No, thanks," replies the artist. "I've got one 'ere."
I went to a seafood disco last week.... and pulled a mussel.
A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.
"It's... um... well... I have five p*****s." replies the man.
"Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?"
"Like a glove."
A brain and a jump lead go into a pub and order some drinks. The barman says "I'm not serving you two!"
"Why?" asked the brain.
The barman replies, "Because you are out of your skull and he is bound to start something."
Answer phone message "....If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...."
What do you give a cannibal who is late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic?
He choked on his own vimto.
A woman arrives at a bank with a fifty pound note stuck in each ear, and asks to see the manager. The cashier steps through to the managers office: "There's a woman to see you, she's £100 in arrears."
Our local chemist was robbed last week and a quantity of viagra was stolen. Police say that they are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.
Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CD's? In Iraq.
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.