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"What do you want from Santa?"

Try This!

It's just good fun. See what you can type in, he seems to have a fair bit of stuff.

Try This!

It's just good fun. See what you can type in, he seems to have a fair bit of stuff.

I feel cheated. I said i wanted THE WORLD! and it gave me a stupid map.

I even asked for hand grenades, london, m60, pie, fruit pie, love and he offered just a stupid picture.

DAMN YOU SANTA! ALL I WANT NEXT CHRISTMAS IS YOU STAYING AWAY FROM MY CHIMNEY. OTHERWISE I'M GOING TO STONE YOUR RAINDEER AND LACE YOUR COOKIES WITH CYANIDE

Amongst other things i asked for a win against Arsenal and Man United getting destroyed. On both occasions he gave me pictures of guys, one without a shirt on. Stupid bast! I should have known better than to ask that of someone wearing red.
Then i asked for naked ladies and he got it half-tight in that they were at least women. I was slightly concerned when he said "The kids are going wild for these this year" I bet they are mate.

Hurhur i asked for Angelina Jolie and Santa delivered in the best possible way :D

Anna Paquin - "She's lovely, i'd like her on my christmas list"
Nin replies - "She's mine you fat ba**ard"

Haha type in "A second p*n*s" and see what he comes up with :D

Boobs will get you a pair of t**s

A p***y to stroke will get you a picture of a kitten. Not exactly what i had in mind

I wanted to see what would come up for goatse and the stupid bast goatsed me.

Nin wrote:
> Haha type in "A second p*n*s" and see what he comes up
> with :D

..why did you want that anyway?

I wouldn't know where to put it

I asked for self confidence and personal strength and he gave me a plan of a building. Maybe it means I should rob a bank

i asked for a euromillions win and he gave me a goth angel and someone who liked one of the blokes in waynes world holding something or other

Funny, that link doesn't work for me. :'( Hmph Santa..

On a more serious note, for Christmas I hope for my military enlistment to be complete, with a ship-out date early in the new year. Hooah.

Ladybird wrote:
> Funny, that link doesn't work for me. :'( Hmph Santa..
>
> On a more serious note, for Christmas I hope for my military
> enlistment to be complete, with a ship-out date early in the new
> year. Hooah.

aah. Ladybird, I'm sure Santa will still visit you.

Reminds me, I saw Elf again the other day on TV. I love that movie. Now hopefully they'll show Santa Claus the Movie and It's a Wonderful Life, with that at the Doctor Who Christmas Special my Christmas will be complete.