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Apologies if you've already heard it, I was just really bored and needed cheering up
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Irish Pet Shop
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird
section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and
asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in
dat cage up dere," says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's
pick-up and drive to the top of the Conor Pass.
At the Conor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says:
"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts
them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as Gerry
falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head
and says, "Fook dat! Dis budgie jumping is too fookin' dangerous for me"
PART TWO:
Moments later Seamus arrives up at Conor Pass. He's been to the pet shop
too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag
in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the bag and
throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down,
Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet
down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.
Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting
either."
PART THREE:
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean
appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out of
which he pulls a chicken. Sean then hurls himself off the cliff and
disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fook dat Lads. First der was Gerry
with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting ... and now Sean is
fookin' hengliding."
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Irish Pet Shop
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird
section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and
asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in
dat cage up dere," says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's
pick-up and drive to the top of the Conor Pass.
At the Conor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says:
"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts
them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as Gerry
falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head
and says, "Fook dat! Dis budgie jumping is too fookin' dangerous for me"
PART TWO:
Moments later Seamus arrives up at Conor Pass. He's been to the pet shop
too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag
in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the bag and
throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down,
Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet
down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.
Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting
either."
PART THREE:
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean
appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out of
which he pulls a chicken. Sean then hurls himself off the cliff and
disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fook dat Lads. First der was Gerry
with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting ... and now Sean is
fookin' hengliding."
I thought they were funny. But I got them in an e-mail, as I said.
I think it also resembles geordies aswell as Irishmen :)
I think it also resembles geordies aswell as Irishmen :)
LOL @ Badgerman :D
hey thats pretty funny you should be a comedian.
Apologies if you've already heard it, I was just really bored and needed cheering up
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Irish Pet Shop
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird
section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and
asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in
dat cage up dere," says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's
pick-up and drive to the top of the Conor Pass.
At the Conor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says:
"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts
them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as Gerry
falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head
and says, "Fook dat! Dis budgie jumping is too fookin' dangerous for me"
PART TWO:
Moments later Seamus arrives up at Conor Pass. He's been to the pet shop
too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag
in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the bag and
throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down,
Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet
down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.
Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting
either."
PART THREE:
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean
appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out of
which he pulls a chicken. Sean then hurls himself off the cliff and
disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fook dat Lads. First der was Gerry
with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting ... and now Sean is
fookin' hengliding."
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Irish Pet Shop
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird
section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and
asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in
dat cage up dere," says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag.
Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's
pick-up and drive to the top of the Conor Pass.
At the Conor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says:
"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts
them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as Gerry
falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head
and says, "Fook dat! Dis budgie jumping is too fookin' dangerous for me"
PART TWO:
Moments later Seamus arrives up at Conor Pass. He's been to the pet shop
too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag
in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
"Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says. He takes a parrot from the bag and
throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down,
Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues to plummet
down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.
Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting
either."
PART THREE:
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean
appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out of
which he pulls a chicken. Sean then hurls himself off the cliff and
disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fook dat Lads. First der was Gerry
with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting ... and now Sean is
fookin' hengliding."