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Tajiri (Starlight)’s entrance music hits and out comes the man himself, looking psyched up as ever. The cheer as Tajiri slowly makes his way down the ramp, towards the ring. Tajiri cautiously slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckles for cheap pops, which he gets in an instant. Tajiri then nervously wanders up and down the ring, awaiting his opponent.
“YO YOU DEALIN’ WITH THE X-FACTOR!” X-Pac (Kid Rock)’s music hits and the former X-Factor member makes his way down the ramp, welcomed only with booing and “X-Pac Sucks” chants. X-Pac keeps on taunting nevertheless. He looks strangely confident for today’s match. X-Pac slides into the ring and awaits the bell.
“DING, DING!” The match officially starts and the two men go into a grapple. They’re both struggling a bit, but eventually X-Pac (Kid Rock) gets the upper hand applies a headlock followed by a backdrop. X-Pac then continues to stomp on Tajiri (Starlight). X-Pac picks him up, throws him into the turnbuckle and then starts to deliver huge chops to the ribs of Tajiri, screaming in pain on each chops impact. After a fury of chops, Tajiri stumbles into the middle of the ring, clutching his ribs tightly, he then turns to face X-Pac, but is sent down to the canvas with a missile dropkick to the face. X-Pac taunts to crowd, to get only booing in return. X-Pac then continues to turn round and starts to stomp on the downhearted Tajiri. X-Pac picks Tajiri up and faces away from him, raising his arms towards the crowd. Suddenly Tajiri dives onto X-Pac’s back applies the sleeper hold, but X-Pac simply elbows him in the gut twice and then delivers a snapmere.
“What do thinks wrong with him?” J.R. asks, without moving his lips “Haven’t you figured it out? Where’s Torrie?” The King of women answers sternly ;-D. Meanwhile in the ring X-Pac (Kid Rock) is still on the offensive, kicking Tajiri (Starlight) when he’s down. But then Tajiri grabs X-Pac’s foot and twists it, causing him to spiral to the canvas, face first. X-Pac looks up shock, but only to be kicked in the face with a huge amount of power. “First denial now anger, that’s how it goes!” King explains to his ventriloquist friend. Tajiri is really kicking all kinds of things out of X-Pac, he’s on fire! X-Pac has started to bleed at the mouth, what a gruesome sight! X-Pac is then thrown into the turnbuckle, hitting Mike Chioda (Loki) over the top rope. Anything and everything could happen now!
Tajiri (Starlight) and the rest of the crowd know what’s going to happen now! X-Pac on the turnbuckle! The referee down! Tarantula! X-Pac is screaming in pain, it looks like his back is about break under all of the pressure put on by Tajiri. “Is that steam coming out of X-Pac’s ears? Nope, just my glasses are steaming up.” JR exclaims, again without moving his lips, how does he do it? Anyway, back to the match. X-Pac is still screaming in pain, the ref is out cold. Blood is starting to pour out of X-Pac’s mouth on the canvas (The cleaners aren’t going too be happy about that!). Tajiri is laughing with an evil grin on his face, applying the submission even tighter as X-Pac screams in pain. Finally the referee gets up and counts to five, so Tajiri has to break the hold. X-Pac collapses to the canvas and rolls around in pain.
Tajiri (Starlight) picks up X-Pac (Kid Rock), Tajiri turns away from X-Pac, but only to turn round to an X-Factor! Suddenly Christian (Granprix)’s music hits and X-Pac looks up. He then turns back round to Tajiri. GREEN MIST! Tajiri then delivers a huge roundhouse kick to the face. Tajiri then pins. Mike Chioda (Loki) counts. 1… 2… 3!!! Tajiri has won it! He will meet Christian at… the next thingy.
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS
Good to see it up today, as I can't be arsed reading matches on a Sunday, with all that tiredness and so on, but I enjoyed reading that. A tad short, but good enough.
So Tajiri will meet Christian at KOTR, should be a great match.
;-|D
Right......... Nice match anyways.
Tajiri (Starlight)’s entrance music hits and out comes the man himself, looking psyched up as ever. The cheer as Tajiri slowly makes his way down the ramp, towards the ring. Tajiri cautiously slides into the ring and climbs the turnbuckles for cheap pops, which he gets in an instant. Tajiri then nervously wanders up and down the ring, awaiting his opponent.
“YO YOU DEALIN’ WITH THE X-FACTOR!” X-Pac (Kid Rock)’s music hits and the former X-Factor member makes his way down the ramp, welcomed only with booing and “X-Pac Sucks” chants. X-Pac keeps on taunting nevertheless. He looks strangely confident for today’s match. X-Pac slides into the ring and awaits the bell.
“DING, DING!” The match officially starts and the two men go into a grapple. They’re both struggling a bit, but eventually X-Pac (Kid Rock) gets the upper hand applies a headlock followed by a backdrop. X-Pac then continues to stomp on Tajiri (Starlight). X-Pac picks him up, throws him into the turnbuckle and then starts to deliver huge chops to the ribs of Tajiri, screaming in pain on each chops impact. After a fury of chops, Tajiri stumbles into the middle of the ring, clutching his ribs tightly, he then turns to face X-Pac, but is sent down to the canvas with a missile dropkick to the face. X-Pac taunts to crowd, to get only booing in return. X-Pac then continues to turn round and starts to stomp on the downhearted Tajiri. X-Pac picks Tajiri up and faces away from him, raising his arms towards the crowd. Suddenly Tajiri dives onto X-Pac’s back applies the sleeper hold, but X-Pac simply elbows him in the gut twice and then delivers a snapmere.
“What do thinks wrong with him?” J.R. asks, without moving his lips “Haven’t you figured it out? Where’s Torrie?” The King of women answers sternly ;-D. Meanwhile in the ring X-Pac (Kid Rock) is still on the offensive, kicking Tajiri (Starlight) when he’s down. But then Tajiri grabs X-Pac’s foot and twists it, causing him to spiral to the canvas, face first. X-Pac looks up shock, but only to be kicked in the face with a huge amount of power. “First denial now anger, that’s how it goes!” King explains to his ventriloquist friend. Tajiri is really kicking all kinds of things out of X-Pac, he’s on fire! X-Pac has started to bleed at the mouth, what a gruesome sight! X-Pac is then thrown into the turnbuckle, hitting Mike Chioda (Loki) over the top rope. Anything and everything could happen now!
Tajiri (Starlight) and the rest of the crowd know what’s going to happen now! X-Pac on the turnbuckle! The referee down! Tarantula! X-Pac is screaming in pain, it looks like his back is about break under all of the pressure put on by Tajiri. “Is that steam coming out of X-Pac’s ears? Nope, just my glasses are steaming up.” JR exclaims, again without moving his lips, how does he do it? Anyway, back to the match. X-Pac is still screaming in pain, the ref is out cold. Blood is starting to pour out of X-Pac’s mouth on the canvas (The cleaners aren’t going too be happy about that!). Tajiri is laughing with an evil grin on his face, applying the submission even tighter as X-Pac screams in pain. Finally the referee gets up and counts to five, so Tajiri has to break the hold. X-Pac collapses to the canvas and rolls around in pain.
Tajiri (Starlight) picks up X-Pac (Kid Rock), Tajiri turns away from X-Pac, but only to turn round to an X-Factor! Suddenly Christian (Granprix)’s music hits and X-Pac looks up. He then turns back round to Tajiri. GREEN MIST! Tajiri then delivers a huge roundhouse kick to the face. Tajiri then pins. Mike Chioda (Loki) counts. 1… 2… 3!!! Tajiri has won it! He will meet Christian at… the next thingy.
Thanks for reading
RiCkOsS