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"MGS2 Spoofs"

Here are a collection of funny things which I reckon should have happened in MGS2:

May include SPOILERS


Rose: Do you remember what day it is tommorow Jack?
Raiden: errr..Christmas
Rose: April 30th. Anything special about that Jack?
Raiden: errr..Easter??
Rose: No Jack, its....
Raiden: ....No wait, I know this. It's Pancake day right.

"Snake makes sound"

Guard: Who goes there?!
Snake: Nobody
Guard: OK That's alright then

"Vamp runs on water and up the wall and slips in bird poo and falls into the ocean"

Vamp: S***

"Scene where Otacon, Snake and Raiden all turn and walk away after Emma dies. Raiden slips and falls on his back"

Scene where Raiden meets Pliskin

Raiden: What's your name?
Pliskin: Solid Snake...............oh s***

"You die as Raiden"

Colonel: Raiden Raiden Raaaaaiiiidddeeeeennnn!!!
Raiden: "starts laughing" You thought I was dead

Rose: Jack, what's happened?
Raiden: Some guard just popped a cap in my head

"guards search for Snake in cardboard box"

"Guard kicks box"

Snake: Potatos, Potatos
Guards: Dont't worry lads. This is just a moving box of potatos which talks

"when Raiden meets Vamp"

Raiden: What..are..you?
Vamp: I'm a friggin Vampire you stupid idiot

Vamp: That's five or should I see six. No wait no, I,m sure I've already killed six. "counts bodys" No that's definitely five. Wait...Do rats count?

"At the end (Patriots)"
Otacon: They're already dead.
Snake: What?
Otacon: And that's not all. They died one hundred years ago.
Snake: What? Really?
Otacon: No, you believe everything Snake
Snake: So where are they?
Otacon: Their right behind you
SNake: WHat??!! "turns around"
Otacon: hahahaha gotcha

Fortune: Once again I have survived and yet my friends have died.
Raiden: If you wanna die why don't you just shoot yourself?
Fortune: Why didn't I think of that?

On the tanker

Ocelot: Hey Snake
Snake: Ocelot!!!
Liquid Snake (Ocelot's hand): Hi Snake, I'm living in Ocelot's hand. Look watch this. "Smacks Ocelot round the face" Hehehehehe
Snake: Cool

If you guys have anymore plz post them I want o here some more.

Spídey wrote:
> or when otacon, snake and raiden turn around and walk off...

hey turn around
> and start to walk they all walk into some glass and fall back onto each other!
> :D


Alternatively they turn around and start to walk, a photographer's voice can heard "Lovely ba-by!" along with flashes of light. Raiden gives a little flick of his hair maybe, I dunno.

HEHEHE, yeah nice

Imagine, when Raiden is helping Emma by Sniping out all the guards on the oit line, and he shoots one of them flyine machine guns, and on it's way down it smack Emma on the head, and then Snake shots you for it!!!

Spídey wrote:
> or when otacon, snake and raiden turn around and walk off...

hey turn around
> and start to walk they all walk into some glass and fall back onto each other!
> :D

lol,

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http://www.konamijpn.com i got a pig!!!!!!!

or when otacon, snake and raiden turn around and walk off...

hey turn around and start to walk they all walk into some glass and fall back onto each other! :D

LOL : ) : ) : )

Imagine, when Ocelot is shooting all the guards by the Metal Gear in the Tanker Level and he acidentally shoots the rope thats holding up the Metal Gear and it falls on him!

Rose: Jack, do remember what
day it is today?

Jack: No, um, wait its the wrestling isnt it!

Rose:No

Jack: no? wait let me think. oh oh i know, its the superbowl and you have bought me tickets.

Rose:No.

Jack: oh its gotta be our anniversary.

Rose: no dont be stupid thats next month.

well its not that funny but i gave it a go. you guys make it look so fun.

*Scene where Vamp is holding E.E*

Raiden: Snake, I got him.
Vamp: Ow...Spiffing good shot my fellow, what a cheeky wonder! *Falls in water*
E.E: Took you long enough!