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(this comes under the 'and everything' bit, btw)
Why do we get it? Does anyone know the medical reason why us men get this. Don't try and deny it either - it's nothing to be ashamed of, all men get it.
Why do we get it? Does anyone know the medical reason why us men get this. Don't try and deny it either - it's nothing to be ashamed of, all men get it.
Monkey_With_Attitude wrote:
But then you look like
> a woman, sitting there peeing like a woman.
Unless you pretend you are doing
> a poo by making those straining sounds and blowing between your hands :-P
Sitting on the toilet isnt a crime, and it stops you from making the bathroom stink of p**s.
But then you look like
> a woman, sitting there peeing like a woman.
Unless you pretend you are doing
> a poo by making those straining sounds and blowing between your hands :-P
Sitting on the toilet isnt a crime, and it stops you from making the bathroom stink of p**s.
cookie monster wrote:
> LOL just spotted this, the best way to pee while erect is to simply sit on the
> pan while going,
But then you look like a woman, sitting there peeing like a woman.
Unless you pretend you are doing a poo by making those straining sounds and blowing between your hands :-P
> LOL just spotted this, the best way to pee while erect is to simply sit on the
> pan while going,
But then you look like a woman, sitting there peeing like a woman.
Unless you pretend you are doing a poo by making those straining sounds and blowing between your hands :-P
Or stand on the wall, and push your hands against the opposite wall, so you're like that boy in that Army advert. That should work.
Bit hard in a cubicle though, but if you wake up in a cubicle, you deserve all you get.
Bit hard in a cubicle though, but if you wake up in a cubicle, you deserve all you get.
LOL just spotted this, the best way to pee while erect is to simply sit on the pan while going, better than the trick shot option by a long shot.
I thought it was the natural preparation to impregnate the female of the species before they had the energy to push us away. Inner instinct thing.
Wrong again though. Darn.
Wrong again though. Darn.
Learn something new everyday
It's to do with bladders.
Men's are smaller than women's and as such we find we have to urinate in the morning something fierce.
Part of the body's natural reaction to a need to urinate is to create an erection, preventing you from peeing.
Thus saving you from embarrassing adult-wetness.
Not every time you need to pee does it spring to life, only when the need is quite considerable.
Boring but there you go.
Men's are smaller than women's and as such we find we have to urinate in the morning something fierce.
Part of the body's natural reaction to a need to urinate is to create an erection, preventing you from peeing.
Thus saving you from embarrassing adult-wetness.
Not every time you need to pee does it spring to life, only when the need is quite considerable.
Boring but there you go.
Wood + urinating = VERY DIFFICULT!
Unless you do a trick shot and stand about 6ft away from the toilet and kind of watch it go up in a nice arc shape before splashing harmlessly into the bowl...
Unless you do a trick shot and stand about 6ft away from the toilet and kind of watch it go up in a nice arc shape before splashing harmlessly into the bowl...
I did post something about this in chat ages ago.
Something along the lines of:
Blokes always need to urinate first thing in the morning.
Blokes always have wood in the morning.
Wood + urinating = VERY DIFFICULT!
Why?
Something along the lines of:
Blokes always need to urinate first thing in the morning.
Blokes always have wood in the morning.
Wood + urinating = VERY DIFFICULT!
Why?
(this comes under the 'and everything' bit, btw)
Why do we get it? Does anyone know the medical reason why us men get this. Don't try and deny it either - it's nothing to be ashamed of, all men get it.
Why do we get it? Does anyone know the medical reason why us men get this. Don't try and deny it either - it's nothing to be ashamed of, all men get it.