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Has anyone tried to use a garage from a Supermarket?
You know the ones, Tesco Sainsbry etc, usually in the car park on the way out?
I did today, and it's the last time I can do that again.
Fill up with petrol.
Go into garage kiosk.
Tens of people buying food/magazines/coal.
Hello?
There's a f###ing supermarket 17 metres over there you waterhead fool.
"I don't want to wait in line"
"What are you doing now then?"
"...moo moo moo moo moo"
So having waited in line for almost 9 minutes I finally get to Sloth installed behind the counter:
"Number 7 and 20 Benson please"
"Do have a Reward card?"
"No. Number 7 and 20 Benson please"
"Would you like any cashback?"
"No. If you say another word, I will jump over this counter and pull your bottom lip over your head and use the fleshy orb for a footbal. You cow."
(actually I just said "no")
"Would you like to sign up for the loyalty ca-"
"Look, I'm sorry but I just want petrol and some fags. I dont want to bank here,I dont want a card, I dont want anything other than number 7 and 20 Benson."
"..."
*goes red faced*
For f###s sake, it's a garage.
It sells petrol.
It should *only* sell petrol.
Why have a mini-supermarket in the car park of a supermarket?
And no, it doesn't save time at all.
It's quicker to go into the MASSIVE SUPERMARKET and buy thing.
Jesus Christ, why is everything such a struggle these days?
This stuff wasn't invented to make life easier.
Who in the name of good green f### buys bricks from a garage?
I'll tell you who, the same people that have to mash the cash machine with their stupid hairy faces when I'm standing behind them in a rush.
Big pink cows.
You know the ones, Tesco Sainsbry etc, usually in the car park on the way out?
I did today, and it's the last time I can do that again.
Fill up with petrol.
Go into garage kiosk.
Tens of people buying food/magazines/coal.
Hello?
There's a f###ing supermarket 17 metres over there you waterhead fool.
"I don't want to wait in line"
"What are you doing now then?"
"...moo moo moo moo moo"
So having waited in line for almost 9 minutes I finally get to Sloth installed behind the counter:
"Number 7 and 20 Benson please"
"Do have a Reward card?"
"No. Number 7 and 20 Benson please"
"Would you like any cashback?"
"No. If you say another word, I will jump over this counter and pull your bottom lip over your head and use the fleshy orb for a footbal. You cow."
(actually I just said "no")
"Would you like to sign up for the loyalty ca-"
"Look, I'm sorry but I just want petrol and some fags. I dont want to bank here,I dont want a card, I dont want anything other than number 7 and 20 Benson."
"..."
*goes red faced*
For f###s sake, it's a garage.
It sells petrol.
It should *only* sell petrol.
Why have a mini-supermarket in the car park of a supermarket?
And no, it doesn't save time at all.
It's quicker to go into the MASSIVE SUPERMARKET and buy thing.
Jesus Christ, why is everything such a struggle these days?
This stuff wasn't invented to make life easier.
Who in the name of good green f### buys bricks from a garage?
I'll tell you who, the same people that have to mash the cash machine with their stupid hairy faces when I'm standing behind them in a rush.
Big pink cows.
Goatboy wrote:
For f###s sake, it's
> a garage.
It sells petrol.
It should *only* sell petrol.
********
Sooo..They should stop selling fags too?
*winces*
For f###s sake, it's
> a garage.
It sells petrol.
It should *only* sell petrol.
********
Sooo..They should stop selling fags too?
*winces*
One day, in a not so distant future, you'll ring up 999 in desperate plee of help, and as Tony Blair wants more money for his hospitals and schools, you'll have an advert playing before hand, or, it will be done by computer.
"And welcome to 999, thank you for making this call, you will not be charged for this call. May we take the time to offer you a new offfer from Pizza Hut. If you buy a family sized pizza, you not get a regular sized pizza at half price!!"
"If you are being attacked and need immediate assisstance, please press 1".......
"If you have had your car stolen and are chasing the person now, please 542,543"
"And welcome to 999, thank you for making this call, you will not be charged for this call. May we take the time to offer you a new offfer from Pizza Hut. If you buy a family sized pizza, you not get a regular sized pizza at half price!!"
"If you are being attacked and need immediate assisstance, please press 1".......
"If you have had your car stolen and are chasing the person now, please 542,543"
Heh, it's true. My Dad occasionally has to fill up our Laguna before thr longish journey home from Tescos, and he ends up waiting for a while because people can't be bothered to go to a proper supermarket.
Talking about stupid supermarket people...
Why is it the only time I ever buy something in a supermakret do I get the person that can't work the bloody thing...
It's simple
Scan it
Push down slope
Ask for money
Idiots
Why is it the only time I ever buy something in a supermakret do I get the person that can't work the bloody thing...
It's simple
Scan it
Push down slope
Ask for money
Idiots
I used to use the Tescos garage all the time when I had my little Saturday job - they're just damn useful. so I disagree - not about the Sloth bit though - that's still true.
Oh dear Goaty - seems like you got a tad upset there.
Sorry to say this but I have to admit that I do go to the local Tesco garage thing to get milk cos it's easy as it's on the way and you can get to it without going into the whole supermarket area thing.
Next time just make sure you have a chicken vindaloo the night before and then let rip as you walk in and the place will empty before your eyes.
Sorry to say this but I have to admit that I do go to the local Tesco garage thing to get milk cos it's easy as it's on the way and you can get to it without going into the whole supermarket area thing.
Next time just make sure you have a chicken vindaloo the night before and then let rip as you walk in and the place will empty before your eyes.
Chuckle...You must live in the retard capital of the world.
Has anyone tried to use a garage from a Supermarket?
You know the ones, Tesco Sainsbry etc, usually in the car park on the way out?
I did today, and it's the last time I can do that again.
Fill up with petrol.
Go into garage kiosk.
Tens of people buying food/magazines/coal.
Hello?
There's a f###ing supermarket 17 metres over there you waterhead fool.
"I don't want to wait in line"
"What are you doing now then?"
"...moo moo moo moo moo"
So having waited in line for almost 9 minutes I finally get to Sloth installed behind the counter:
"Number 7 and 20 Benson please"
"Do have a Reward card?"
"No. Number 7 and 20 Benson please"
"Would you like any cashback?"
"No. If you say another word, I will jump over this counter and pull your bottom lip over your head and use the fleshy orb for a footbal. You cow."
(actually I just said "no")
"Would you like to sign up for the loyalty ca-"
"Look, I'm sorry but I just want petrol and some fags. I dont want to bank here,I dont want a card, I dont want anything other than number 7 and 20 Benson."
"..."
*goes red faced*
For f###s sake, it's a garage.
It sells petrol.
It should *only* sell petrol.
Why have a mini-supermarket in the car park of a supermarket?
And no, it doesn't save time at all.
It's quicker to go into the MASSIVE SUPERMARKET and buy thing.
Jesus Christ, why is everything such a struggle these days?
This stuff wasn't invented to make life easier.
Who in the name of good green f### buys bricks from a garage?
I'll tell you who, the same people that have to mash the cash machine with their stupid hairy faces when I'm standing behind them in a rush.
Big pink cows.
You know the ones, Tesco Sainsbry etc, usually in the car park on the way out?
I did today, and it's the last time I can do that again.
Fill up with petrol.
Go into garage kiosk.
Tens of people buying food/magazines/coal.
Hello?
There's a f###ing supermarket 17 metres over there you waterhead fool.
"I don't want to wait in line"
"What are you doing now then?"
"...moo moo moo moo moo"
So having waited in line for almost 9 minutes I finally get to Sloth installed behind the counter:
"Number 7 and 20 Benson please"
"Do have a Reward card?"
"No. Number 7 and 20 Benson please"
"Would you like any cashback?"
"No. If you say another word, I will jump over this counter and pull your bottom lip over your head and use the fleshy orb for a footbal. You cow."
(actually I just said "no")
"Would you like to sign up for the loyalty ca-"
"Look, I'm sorry but I just want petrol and some fags. I dont want to bank here,I dont want a card, I dont want anything other than number 7 and 20 Benson."
"..."
*goes red faced*
For f###s sake, it's a garage.
It sells petrol.
It should *only* sell petrol.
Why have a mini-supermarket in the car park of a supermarket?
And no, it doesn't save time at all.
It's quicker to go into the MASSIVE SUPERMARKET and buy thing.
Jesus Christ, why is everything such a struggle these days?
This stuff wasn't invented to make life easier.
Who in the name of good green f### buys bricks from a garage?
I'll tell you who, the same people that have to mash the cash machine with their stupid hairy faces when I'm standing behind them in a rush.
Big pink cows.