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You know I get kind of worried about Nintendo at times. At first they give us just your ordinary games with a touch of Nintendo spice but then suddenly they move next-generation and start sticking things on people’s backs.
Do you remember Mario? Forever he was a Plumber, jumping from level to level and saving the Princess. Now Nintendo have decided they'd be nice and give the guy a present...a Water Hose. They thought it would be comfortable but have you seen the thing?!? It's like a XP500000 Super Soaker strapped on the poor guys back throughout I don't know how many hours. He also has to jump higher then ever before!
Common, you've got to feel for the guy?
How about Luigi? He use to be there just for his brother when he needed a helping hand and now he features in his own game. Nintendo think "Stick him in a Haunted house but wait...give him this Hoover instead". You've all seen Ghostbusters right? Well this thing’s twice as big as anything they took on their back and they only wear theirs for a few moments at a time.
Is this some kind of new craze? Or are Nintendo running out of ideas?
*laughs at the last sentence*
Nintendo running out of ideas? I don't think so...
I'm just worried about the health issues Nintendo are forcing on to their characters. One minute their all lovey-dovey the next minute they are kicking each other and hitting each other with Baseball bats.
I recently asked Mr. Miyamoto what on earth he thought he was doing. I was taken into Nintendo headquarters and assisted to a large room labeled 'Miyamoto Think Tank'. Here I looked through the glass and saw what looked like some crazy redneck running around a big white room bouncing against the soft walls.
I was asked to speak through a microphone to talk to this ill-tempered man and so I did just as he was throwing himself against a poster of Mario whilst grunting at the same time.
"Er...Hello?"
He ran towards the window I looked through and threw himself against it knocking himself out. After, two men rushed in and held him up whilst he grunted.
"What do you want from me? ARE YOU MARIO?!?"
"No I am here to ask you about what you are doing to your beloved characters...sir"
And at that he broke through the glass and I was escorted to a nearby Coffee shop.
I later asked a Nintendo official, whom I had Coffee with, if they had noticed anything at all wrong with Mr. Miyamoto. The short reply was "No...why?"
It seems as though Mr. Miyamoto is still churning out games but expect them to get even more whacky as he does. Nintendo's big name 'Mario Kart' may see large NASA built Rockets on each Kart and also new weapons added to the game itself. A few which were mentioned were Assault Rifles, Deadly Gas grenades and there was even talk of a Nuke.
Now we wait for the big announcement by Nintendo which is set to change the world of gaming and the sales for the GameCube. It leaves you wondering...do we actually want to know?
It seems to me that Miyamoto has just played TOO many games :-D
Do you remember Mario? Forever he was a Plumber, jumping from level to level and saving the Princess. Now Nintendo have decided they'd be nice and give the guy a present...a Water Hose. They thought it would be comfortable but have you seen the thing?!? It's like a XP500000 Super Soaker strapped on the poor guys back throughout I don't know how many hours. He also has to jump higher then ever before!
Common, you've got to feel for the guy?
How about Luigi? He use to be there just for his brother when he needed a helping hand and now he features in his own game. Nintendo think "Stick him in a Haunted house but wait...give him this Hoover instead". You've all seen Ghostbusters right? Well this thing’s twice as big as anything they took on their back and they only wear theirs for a few moments at a time.
Is this some kind of new craze? Or are Nintendo running out of ideas?
*laughs at the last sentence*
Nintendo running out of ideas? I don't think so...
I'm just worried about the health issues Nintendo are forcing on to their characters. One minute their all lovey-dovey the next minute they are kicking each other and hitting each other with Baseball bats.
I recently asked Mr. Miyamoto what on earth he thought he was doing. I was taken into Nintendo headquarters and assisted to a large room labeled 'Miyamoto Think Tank'. Here I looked through the glass and saw what looked like some crazy redneck running around a big white room bouncing against the soft walls.
I was asked to speak through a microphone to talk to this ill-tempered man and so I did just as he was throwing himself against a poster of Mario whilst grunting at the same time.
"Er...Hello?"
He ran towards the window I looked through and threw himself against it knocking himself out. After, two men rushed in and held him up whilst he grunted.
"What do you want from me? ARE YOU MARIO?!?"
"No I am here to ask you about what you are doing to your beloved characters...sir"
And at that he broke through the glass and I was escorted to a nearby Coffee shop.
I later asked a Nintendo official, whom I had Coffee with, if they had noticed anything at all wrong with Mr. Miyamoto. The short reply was "No...why?"
It seems as though Mr. Miyamoto is still churning out games but expect them to get even more whacky as he does. Nintendo's big name 'Mario Kart' may see large NASA built Rockets on each Kart and also new weapons added to the game itself. A few which were mentioned were Assault Rifles, Deadly Gas grenades and there was even talk of a Nuke.
Now we wait for the big announcement by Nintendo which is set to change the world of gaming and the sales for the GameCube. It leaves you wondering...do we actually want to know?
It seems to me that Miyamoto has just played TOO many games :-D
Heh heh.. good one 'Attitude!
Link'll probably have a random odd character generator.
:D
Link'll probably have a random odd character generator.
:D
Parr wrote:
> If link had a vacuum I would lose faith in the Nintendo I have loved
> for so long
So would most of us I think :-)
It's ok though, he has a Sword.
*slash slash*
> If link had a vacuum I would lose faith in the Nintendo I have loved
> for so long
So would most of us I think :-)
It's ok though, he has a Sword.
*slash slash*
If link had a vacuum I would lose faith in the Nintendo I have loved for so long
Fingers crossed that it's not too late for Link's new quest :-D
DON'T DO IT MIYAMOTO! NOOOOOO!
DON'T DO IT MIYAMOTO! NOOOOOO!
Strange...
Heh, good one Mr Monkey :)
I can just imagine Peach with a make up pack on her back or Toad having to carry it for her
You know I get kind of worried about Nintendo at times. At first they give us just your ordinary games with a touch of Nintendo spice but then suddenly they move next-generation and start sticking things on people’s backs.
Do you remember Mario? Forever he was a Plumber, jumping from level to level and saving the Princess. Now Nintendo have decided they'd be nice and give the guy a present...a Water Hose. They thought it would be comfortable but have you seen the thing?!? It's like a XP500000 Super Soaker strapped on the poor guys back throughout I don't know how many hours. He also has to jump higher then ever before!
Common, you've got to feel for the guy?
How about Luigi? He use to be there just for his brother when he needed a helping hand and now he features in his own game. Nintendo think "Stick him in a Haunted house but wait...give him this Hoover instead". You've all seen Ghostbusters right? Well this thing’s twice as big as anything they took on their back and they only wear theirs for a few moments at a time.
Is this some kind of new craze? Or are Nintendo running out of ideas?
*laughs at the last sentence*
Nintendo running out of ideas? I don't think so...
I'm just worried about the health issues Nintendo are forcing on to their characters. One minute their all lovey-dovey the next minute they are kicking each other and hitting each other with Baseball bats.
I recently asked Mr. Miyamoto what on earth he thought he was doing. I was taken into Nintendo headquarters and assisted to a large room labeled 'Miyamoto Think Tank'. Here I looked through the glass and saw what looked like some crazy redneck running around a big white room bouncing against the soft walls.
I was asked to speak through a microphone to talk to this ill-tempered man and so I did just as he was throwing himself against a poster of Mario whilst grunting at the same time.
"Er...Hello?"
He ran towards the window I looked through and threw himself against it knocking himself out. After, two men rushed in and held him up whilst he grunted.
"What do you want from me? ARE YOU MARIO?!?"
"No I am here to ask you about what you are doing to your beloved characters...sir"
And at that he broke through the glass and I was escorted to a nearby Coffee shop.
I later asked a Nintendo official, whom I had Coffee with, if they had noticed anything at all wrong with Mr. Miyamoto. The short reply was "No...why?"
It seems as though Mr. Miyamoto is still churning out games but expect them to get even more whacky as he does. Nintendo's big name 'Mario Kart' may see large NASA built Rockets on each Kart and also new weapons added to the game itself. A few which were mentioned were Assault Rifles, Deadly Gas grenades and there was even talk of a Nuke.
Now we wait for the big announcement by Nintendo which is set to change the world of gaming and the sales for the GameCube. It leaves you wondering...do we actually want to know?
It seems to me that Miyamoto has just played TOO many games :-D
Do you remember Mario? Forever he was a Plumber, jumping from level to level and saving the Princess. Now Nintendo have decided they'd be nice and give the guy a present...a Water Hose. They thought it would be comfortable but have you seen the thing?!? It's like a XP500000 Super Soaker strapped on the poor guys back throughout I don't know how many hours. He also has to jump higher then ever before!
Common, you've got to feel for the guy?
How about Luigi? He use to be there just for his brother when he needed a helping hand and now he features in his own game. Nintendo think "Stick him in a Haunted house but wait...give him this Hoover instead". You've all seen Ghostbusters right? Well this thing’s twice as big as anything they took on their back and they only wear theirs for a few moments at a time.
Is this some kind of new craze? Or are Nintendo running out of ideas?
*laughs at the last sentence*
Nintendo running out of ideas? I don't think so...
I'm just worried about the health issues Nintendo are forcing on to their characters. One minute their all lovey-dovey the next minute they are kicking each other and hitting each other with Baseball bats.
I recently asked Mr. Miyamoto what on earth he thought he was doing. I was taken into Nintendo headquarters and assisted to a large room labeled 'Miyamoto Think Tank'. Here I looked through the glass and saw what looked like some crazy redneck running around a big white room bouncing against the soft walls.
I was asked to speak through a microphone to talk to this ill-tempered man and so I did just as he was throwing himself against a poster of Mario whilst grunting at the same time.
"Er...Hello?"
He ran towards the window I looked through and threw himself against it knocking himself out. After, two men rushed in and held him up whilst he grunted.
"What do you want from me? ARE YOU MARIO?!?"
"No I am here to ask you about what you are doing to your beloved characters...sir"
And at that he broke through the glass and I was escorted to a nearby Coffee shop.
I later asked a Nintendo official, whom I had Coffee with, if they had noticed anything at all wrong with Mr. Miyamoto. The short reply was "No...why?"
It seems as though Mr. Miyamoto is still churning out games but expect them to get even more whacky as he does. Nintendo's big name 'Mario Kart' may see large NASA built Rockets on each Kart and also new weapons added to the game itself. A few which were mentioned were Assault Rifles, Deadly Gas grenades and there was even talk of a Nuke.
Now we wait for the big announcement by Nintendo which is set to change the world of gaming and the sales for the GameCube. It leaves you wondering...do we actually want to know?
It seems to me that Miyamoto has just played TOO many games :-D