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The Toilet Seat
Men are always getting barked by women at for leaving the toilet seat up, why?It's not fair, we need it up and they need it down!We don't go cr*ping on about how they leave it down!The most annoying thing to get barked at for is peeing on the seat.I mean come on, i'd like to see a women try and aim this thing!
How Do I Look?
I hate to be rude ladies but who cares?I don't know if what your wearing looks good, and it is really unfair to ask us how you look and then turn around and say, "WELL I LIKE IT!" or "OF COURSE IT LOOKS HORRIBLE YOU STUPID MAN!" we don't know what the right answer is.If you are in a bad mood we will say "You look lovely dear" regardless of how you look simply because we don't want to be in your bad books.
Arguing
One of the bad things about getting married is when you have an argument you my fellow men are the ones to sleep on the sofa whilst your wife is lying on that warm cosy bed.Oh well, i suppose it's just like camping.Oh and by the way never try and argue with a woman she will just chew you up and spit you out, and never try and be witty when arguing with a woman it just blows up in your face.
Bad Habits
We all have them, like itching (by the way if it itches it will be scratched)What is not right is that women call football a bad habit.Just because they hate the sport doesn't mean it's bad!Marriage isn't fair!
Yep, there are a great number of cons to getting involved with women, for one thing when you get married you can't sleep with another woman (or can you?)Yes woman are strange unfair creatures but, on the bright side i suppose the sex makes up for it all!
Men are always getting barked by women at for leaving the toilet seat up, why?It's not fair, we need it up and they need it down!We don't go cr*ping on about how they leave it down!The most annoying thing to get barked at for is peeing on the seat.I mean come on, i'd like to see a women try and aim this thing!
How Do I Look?
I hate to be rude ladies but who cares?I don't know if what your wearing looks good, and it is really unfair to ask us how you look and then turn around and say, "WELL I LIKE IT!" or "OF COURSE IT LOOKS HORRIBLE YOU STUPID MAN!" we don't know what the right answer is.If you are in a bad mood we will say "You look lovely dear" regardless of how you look simply because we don't want to be in your bad books.
Arguing
One of the bad things about getting married is when you have an argument you my fellow men are the ones to sleep on the sofa whilst your wife is lying on that warm cosy bed.Oh well, i suppose it's just like camping.Oh and by the way never try and argue with a woman she will just chew you up and spit you out, and never try and be witty when arguing with a woman it just blows up in your face.
Bad Habits
We all have them, like itching (by the way if it itches it will be scratched)What is not right is that women call football a bad habit.Just because they hate the sport doesn't mean it's bad!Marriage isn't fair!
Yep, there are a great number of cons to getting involved with women, for one thing when you get married you can't sleep with another woman (or can you?)Yes woman are strange unfair creatures but, on the bright side i suppose the sex makes up for it all!
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The Toilet Seat
Men are always getting barked by women at for leaving the toilet seat up, why?It's not fair, we need it up and they need it down!We don't go cr*ping on about how they leave it down!The most annoying thing to get barked at for is peeing on the seat.I mean come on, i'd like to see a women try and aim this thing!
How Do I Look?
I hate to be rude ladies but who cares?I don't know if what your wearing looks good, and it is really unfair to ask us how you look and then turn around and say, "WELL I LIKE IT!" or "OF COURSE IT LOOKS HORRIBLE YOU STUPID MAN!" we don't know what the right answer is.If you are in a bad mood we will say "You look lovely dear" regardless of how you look simply because we don't want to be in your bad books.
Arguing
One of the bad things about getting married is when you have an argument you my fellow men are the ones to sleep on the sofa whilst your wife is lying on that warm cosy bed.Oh well, i suppose it's just like camping.Oh and by the way never try and argue with a woman she will just chew you up and spit you out, and never try and be witty when arguing with a woman it just blows up in your face.
Bad Habits
We all have them, like itching (by the way if it itches it will be scratched)What is not right is that women call football a bad habit.Just because they hate the sport doesn't mean it's bad!Marriage isn't fair!
Yep, there are a great number of cons to getting involved with women, for one thing when you get married you can't sleep with another woman (or can you?)Yes woman are strange unfair creatures but, on the bright side i suppose the sex makes up for it all!
Men are always getting barked by women at for leaving the toilet seat up, why?It's not fair, we need it up and they need it down!We don't go cr*ping on about how they leave it down!The most annoying thing to get barked at for is peeing on the seat.I mean come on, i'd like to see a women try and aim this thing!
How Do I Look?
I hate to be rude ladies but who cares?I don't know if what your wearing looks good, and it is really unfair to ask us how you look and then turn around and say, "WELL I LIKE IT!" or "OF COURSE IT LOOKS HORRIBLE YOU STUPID MAN!" we don't know what the right answer is.If you are in a bad mood we will say "You look lovely dear" regardless of how you look simply because we don't want to be in your bad books.
Arguing
One of the bad things about getting married is when you have an argument you my fellow men are the ones to sleep on the sofa whilst your wife is lying on that warm cosy bed.Oh well, i suppose it's just like camping.Oh and by the way never try and argue with a woman she will just chew you up and spit you out, and never try and be witty when arguing with a woman it just blows up in your face.
Bad Habits
We all have them, like itching (by the way if it itches it will be scratched)What is not right is that women call football a bad habit.Just because they hate the sport doesn't mean it's bad!Marriage isn't fair!
Yep, there are a great number of cons to getting involved with women, for one thing when you get married you can't sleep with another woman (or can you?)Yes woman are strange unfair creatures but, on the bright side i suppose the sex makes up for it all!
I'm never wrong
To prove:
2 x 2 = 4
5 + 3 = 8
To prove:
2 x 2 = 4
5 + 3 = 8
Wait, it's coming to me.
How much cheese could a cheese merchant buy if a cheese merchant couldn't buy cheese on venus?
How much cheese could a cheese merchant buy if a cheese merchant couldn't buy cheese on venus?
He could buy as much Cheese as he wanted, just nothing from Venus
SHEEPY wrote:
> Wait, it's coming to me.
>
> How much cheese could a cheese merchant buy if a cheese merchant
> couldn't buy cheese on venus?
WTF, you scare me sometimes ya know SHEEPY.
> Wait, it's coming to me.
>
> How much cheese could a cheese merchant buy if a cheese merchant
> couldn't buy cheese on venus?
WTF, you scare me sometimes ya know SHEEPY.
What he should do is buy Cheese from Mars and sell it on Venus, therefore making a killing of a profit because you cannot get cheese anywhere on Venus
Parr wrote:
> What he should do is buy Cheese from Mars and sell it on Venus,
> therefore making a killing of a profit because you cannot get cheese
> anywhere on Venus
Well said parr.
> What he should do is buy Cheese from Mars and sell it on Venus,
> therefore making a killing of a profit because you cannot get cheese
> anywhere on Venus
Well said parr.
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