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The Toilet Seat
Men are always getting barked by women at for leaving the toilet seat up, why?It's not fair, we need it up and they need it down!We don't go cr*ping on about how they leave it down!The most annoying thing to get barked at for is peeing on the seat.I mean come on, i'd like to see a women try and aim this thing!
How Do I Look?
I hate to be rude ladies but who cares?I don't know if what your wearing looks good, and it is really unfair to ask us how you look and then turn around and say, "WELL I LIKE IT!" or "OF COURSE IT LOOKS HORRIBLE YOU STUPID MAN!" we don't know what the right answer is.If you are in a bad mood we will say "You look lovely dear" regardless of how you look simply because we don't want to be in your bad books.
Arguing
One of the bad things about getting married is when you have an argument you my fellow men are the ones to sleep on the sofa whilst your wife is lying on that warm cosy bed.Oh well, i suppose it's just like camping.Oh and by the way never try and argue with a woman she will just chew you up and spit you out, and never try and be witty when arguing with a woman it just blows up in your face.
Bad Habits
We all have them, like itching (by the way if it itches it will be scratched)What is not right is that women call football a bad habit.Just because they hate the sport doesn't mean it's bad!Marriage isn't fair!
Yep, there are a great number of cons to getting involved with women, for one thing when you get married you can't sleep with another woman (or can you?)Yes woman are strange unfair creatures but, on the bright side i suppose the sex makes up for it all!
Men are always getting barked by women at for leaving the toilet seat up, why?It's not fair, we need it up and they need it down!We don't go cr*ping on about how they leave it down!The most annoying thing to get barked at for is peeing on the seat.I mean come on, i'd like to see a women try and aim this thing!
How Do I Look?
I hate to be rude ladies but who cares?I don't know if what your wearing looks good, and it is really unfair to ask us how you look and then turn around and say, "WELL I LIKE IT!" or "OF COURSE IT LOOKS HORRIBLE YOU STUPID MAN!" we don't know what the right answer is.If you are in a bad mood we will say "You look lovely dear" regardless of how you look simply because we don't want to be in your bad books.
Arguing
One of the bad things about getting married is when you have an argument you my fellow men are the ones to sleep on the sofa whilst your wife is lying on that warm cosy bed.Oh well, i suppose it's just like camping.Oh and by the way never try and argue with a woman she will just chew you up and spit you out, and never try and be witty when arguing with a woman it just blows up in your face.
Bad Habits
We all have them, like itching (by the way if it itches it will be scratched)What is not right is that women call football a bad habit.Just because they hate the sport doesn't mean it's bad!Marriage isn't fair!
Yep, there are a great number of cons to getting involved with women, for one thing when you get married you can't sleep with another woman (or can you?)Yes woman are strange unfair creatures but, on the bright side i suppose the sex makes up for it all!
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YEs both
remember the name
shaggamuffin is not here anymore
pathetic name I know
remember the name
shaggamuffin is not here anymore
pathetic name I know
Dead Cow
We have heard that already
P.S. I told you that in class to Mrs.Ommissi
We have heard that already
P.S. I told you that in class to Mrs.Ommissi
well, at least were not as crap as women. look at this magazine! 100 reasons why men are crap
(extract from last mondays 'coupling')
(extract from last mondays 'coupling')
gerrid wrote:
> "We're there no women" eh Pointless babble?
> I understand. Did they forget to teach you about apostrophes in school
> then? It was a long time ago, maybe you have forgotten.
Nope, unlike yourself I merely make typographical errors from time to time. They're the ones that look entirely different from the likes of "Sueze", Patrick. ;)
I believe it's time you pipe down, little one. ;)
> "We're there no women" eh Pointless babble?
> I understand. Did they forget to teach you about apostrophes in school
> then? It was a long time ago, maybe you have forgotten.
Nope, unlike yourself I merely make typographical errors from time to time. They're the ones that look entirely different from the likes of "Sueze", Patrick. ;)
I believe it's time you pipe down, little one. ;)
This topic is verey true. I gave up smoking for my wife and now shes seen a cigar back in my mouth she thinks its sexy. I don`t get it. And when I lost waight she moans at me and feeds me till I almost burst just to get me back to the way I was when we first married. Now whenever I`m hungry she gives me four times as mutch food as I used to eat, two pints of beer and a cigar. I don`t mind this but I hate it when they mess with our head.
Drunk cow is funnier. But he is underground. And none of you read his posts.
Dead Cow wrote:
.I mean come on, i'd like to see a women try and aim this thing!
LOLOLOL
actually made me laugh then, well done :)
.I mean come on, i'd like to see a women try and aim this thing!
LOLOLOL
actually made me laugh then, well done :)
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