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Note: I've added commentary, so it should be a bit better. Thanks for reading. Shaun.
Grudge Match: Team E.C.F段ng W vs The nWo:
Jerry Lynn (Cong Man) and Tazz (Tazz) vs Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll)
Jim Ross - Welcome back. We're here for the next match of the night - Jerry Lynn and Tazz taking on Hulk Hogan and Vince McMahon. Let's go to the ring for the introductions from Howard Finkel.
Howard Finkel: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Coming down the aisle first, representing the nWo, Vince McMahon! (MikeAll)
'No Chance' by Dope hits the arena through the PA system as the arenas capacity crowd boo away at the evil co-owner of the federation. Vince continues walking down as a logo promoting 'WWF Forceable Entry' flies up onto the screen.
Micheal Cole - Don't forget that WWF Forceable Entry is available at all good musical stores now, featuring all your favourite theme music from the WWF superstars, such as Tazz himself, who will be making his way out momentarily.
Hulk Hogan emerges from behind the curtain. He starts to taunt the crowd as the boos get louder. We can see he mutters something under his breath while he starts to strut his way down to the ring. He makes it down to the ring and climbs upon the ring apron. He cimbs through the second and third rope and rips his NWO shirt off. He then looks onto the rampway for their opponents.
Howard Finkel: Also representing the nWo, Hulk Hogan! (Dead Wonder)
Jim Ross - Hogan looks ready, and if his anger will fuel him, Tazz and Lynn will have a tough fight on their hands tonight.
Cyprus Hill blasts over the speakers and the crowd go wild at the sight of Tazz at the top of the stage.
Howard Finkel: Introducing their first opponent, representing E.C.F段ng, Tazz! (Tazz)
As he begins to walk to the ring, there is a sudden increase in the volume of the cheers. He walks down the aisle slapping his fans hands whilst keeping his eyes afixiated on the opponents. Tazz finally gets down the ring as he looks into the ring. He goes to step in, but steps back down and decides to wait for his tag team partner.
Micheal Cole: A good tactic by Tazz there, not trying to fight it off on his own against these two guys. If he tries that, he'll lose, badly.
Tazz looks to the crowd with a smile on his face as a ring of cheers fills the arena, signalling the entrance of his tag team partner.
Howard Finkel: His tag team partner, also representing E.C.F段ng, the New F'N Show, Jerry Lynn! (Cong Man)
Jim Ross - Look at the determination on the face of Lynn - he wants revenge after the six-man tag a few weeks back, where him and his team were defeated by the nWo. Can he get revenge? Let's find out!
Heavy guitars cue the entrance of Jerry Lynn, who power walks down the ring, and then runs in, as Tazz follows, and the bell rings.
The match begins with a big brawl between all four men, taking no notice of the angry referee. Lynn is thrown out of the ring in the process. The crowd start to boo again as the referee tries to gain order of this match, getting in the face of Vince. The match officially begins with Hogan (Dead Wonder) and Lynn (Cong), who is still on the outside, clutching his leg.
Micheal Cole - Why the hell has the bell even already rung for god's sake? Lynn is the legal man of his team, and he can't even get in the ring, and now the damn referee is counting him out.
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Hogan goes outside and picks Lynn up and rolls him into the ring under the bottom rope. Hogan covers Lynn and hooks his right leg.
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Jim Ross: Lynn easily kicked out there, but it took him a few more seconds due to that clipped out leg he got moments ago from Hogan. This has to affect his performance tonight.
Lynn kicks out with velocity as Hogan looks at the referee angrily. The crowd begin to get on the side of Lynn gradually as he kicks out of the pinfall. Hogan grabs Lynn and attempts to pull off a Belly to Belly Suplex but Lynn blocks it and gives Hogan a hard knee smash into the stomach area. Hogan holds his ribs as Lynn grabs Hogan by the head and executes a prefect DDT down to the canvas. Lynn grabs Hogan's legs and puts the boston crab on Hogan near to the ropes, just able to apply it. Hogan tries to grab the ropes but they are just out of his reach. Hogan pulls Lynn over nearer the ropes as he makes a destifying leap to the ropes and grabs hold of the bottom rope. The referee gets Lynn to break the hold.
Micheal Cole: Hogan must have been under excrutiating pain, but he's now escaped the hold. Lynn and Tazz are using good tactics, keeping the ring cut in half.
Hogan rolls out of the ring, tagging Vince (MikeAll) in as he does. Vince gets into the ring, stalking Lynn. As Lynn gets up he turns around as Vince delivers a running clothesline to Lynn and knocks him back down to the mat. Vince capitilizes on this oppurtunity by kicking Lynn hard in the ribs and in the face. Vince Pins Lynn nonchalantly, without hooking the leg.
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Jim Ross - Lynn is showing signs of weakening, with Vince showing his cocky, bawdy side here. Vince should have hooked a leg there and that might have been the win, but he casually took it and Lynn kicked out this time.
Vince grabs Lynn by the head as he goes for a powerbomb but Lynn counters it into a hard back body drop! Lynn climbs to the top rope, diving off for a elbow drop but Vince rolls out of the way as Lynn hits the mat hard. Vince leans across to make the pinfall.
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Micheal Cole - KICK OUT BY LYNN! How much more resiliant is this guy?
Lynn just kicks out. Vince tags out to Hogan, who goes for the Boston Crab but Lynn kicks him in the sternum and causes him to let go of the hold. Lynn jumps to his feet and irish whips Hogan into the ropes and shoulder barge him back down to the mat. Hogan runs against the rope and elbow drops Lynn repeatedly. Hogan grabs a steel chair from outside by the announcers table and smashes it against the back of Lynn! He hits it into the back again and again until Lynn stays down.
Jim Ross: Hogan is getting some momentum here Steve. Get up you useless peice of crap! Give him the Cradle Piledriver, that'll stop the egomaniac!
Hogan hooks a leg of Steve Hook.
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Micheal Cole: KICK OUT!!! I don't believe it. All it has to take is another move and Lynn has to be out of it! Good god!
Lynn kicks with some power there! Lynn quickly get a sudden burst of energy and flies half way across the ring, narrowly missing Tazz's extended hand. Hogan grabs at his leg and tries to pull him back, but Lynn's will is too strong and Tazz enters the ring, as the crowd erupt. Tazz irish whips Hogan against the rope and runs against the opposite rope himself and as you think he's about to clothesline him, he kicks him in the sternum and gives him a double arm DDT!
Tazz goes for the pin.
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Jim Ross: How the hell did that son of a b'tch kick out!?
JR says this so loud that Hogan hears it and immidiately sits up. He beats down Tazz and goes outside, where he approaches JR.
Hogan: What did you call me? Huh?
JR: Erm...
Hogan: Well don't say it again!
Hogan pushes him over and JR falls over as though he had slipped on a banana peel...or some barequeue sauce.
Micheal Cole: What the hell!? Haha! JR just fell on his fat ass! Sorry...
JR brushes himself off, gives Cole a dirty look and the pair continue commentating.
Hogan grabs the chair and hits Tazz right in the face with it! He then rolls Tazz out of the ring and approaches the Spanish Announcer Table. He looks over to JR and drags Tazz to the English announcer table instead. He lifts him up and Powerbomb's him through it, sending JR to the floor once again and wooden debris flying everywhere. Micheal Cole looks more worried than a piece of pizza on a plate of Paul Bearer. Cole can't help but laugh at JR.
Cole: Haha! You thong wearing fatty! Get your fat a's up now!
JR: B'tch!
JR then lays Cole out with a punch and the attention is turned back to the ring, where Lynn is punching Hogan. Lynn rolls Hogan into the ring and goes for a Cradle Piledriver, but before he can, Vince blasts him square over the back with a chair, making Lynn collapse. Hogan goes for the pinfall once again.
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Just then, Hogan feels something solid smash over his head.
JR: Try messing with me, b***h...
It was JR's glass jar of MnM's and Skittles. JR hadn't itennded on using them for such an occasion, but he'd filled on a few chicken legs before the show, so that kept his fat levels up for the time being. JR went back to the ring, but Vince tapped him on the back. JR told him to 'F**k off' and just as Vince went to hit him, a now conscious Tazz locked in a Tazzmission on him. The crowd erupted Tazz went down, choking him out even further. However, just as the referee was to wave the match off, Hogan rammed his face into the ring post and got on the mic.
Hogan: Woah! Wait a second people! I have something to say!
And with that, Hogan grabs JR by his collar, struggling, and literally throws him into the ring.
Hogan: Tazz, did you hear what JR just called you? An ECW reject! He said the same about Jerry over there too.
Tazz begins to look shocked.
Hogan: So let's do him in!
Hogan begins punching JR, like he's an oversized bag of fat. He nails him with a Big Boot and follows up with a Leg Drop. Tazz pulls Lynn up and the two converse shortly. Tazz and Lynn look around and begin kicking JR until he is down totally. Lynn and Tazz look at Hogan and Vince, before leaving, whilst Hogan continues beating on JR, as the scene fades to black.
Howard Finkel: The referee has ruled this match a no contest!
Thoughts?
Grudge Match: Team E.C.F段ng W vs The nWo:
Jerry Lynn (Cong Man) and Tazz (Tazz) vs Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll)
Jim Ross - Welcome back. We're here for the next match of the night - Jerry Lynn and Tazz taking on Hulk Hogan and Vince McMahon. Let's go to the ring for the introductions from Howard Finkel.
Howard Finkel: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Coming down the aisle first, representing the nWo, Vince McMahon! (MikeAll)
'No Chance' by Dope hits the arena through the PA system as the arenas capacity crowd boo away at the evil co-owner of the federation. Vince continues walking down as a logo promoting 'WWF Forceable Entry' flies up onto the screen.
Micheal Cole - Don't forget that WWF Forceable Entry is available at all good musical stores now, featuring all your favourite theme music from the WWF superstars, such as Tazz himself, who will be making his way out momentarily.
Hulk Hogan emerges from behind the curtain. He starts to taunt the crowd as the boos get louder. We can see he mutters something under his breath while he starts to strut his way down to the ring. He makes it down to the ring and climbs upon the ring apron. He cimbs through the second and third rope and rips his NWO shirt off. He then looks onto the rampway for their opponents.
Howard Finkel: Also representing the nWo, Hulk Hogan! (Dead Wonder)
Jim Ross - Hogan looks ready, and if his anger will fuel him, Tazz and Lynn will have a tough fight on their hands tonight.
Cyprus Hill blasts over the speakers and the crowd go wild at the sight of Tazz at the top of the stage.
Howard Finkel: Introducing their first opponent, representing E.C.F段ng, Tazz! (Tazz)
As he begins to walk to the ring, there is a sudden increase in the volume of the cheers. He walks down the aisle slapping his fans hands whilst keeping his eyes afixiated on the opponents. Tazz finally gets down the ring as he looks into the ring. He goes to step in, but steps back down and decides to wait for his tag team partner.
Micheal Cole: A good tactic by Tazz there, not trying to fight it off on his own against these two guys. If he tries that, he'll lose, badly.
Tazz looks to the crowd with a smile on his face as a ring of cheers fills the arena, signalling the entrance of his tag team partner.
Howard Finkel: His tag team partner, also representing E.C.F段ng, the New F'N Show, Jerry Lynn! (Cong Man)
Jim Ross - Look at the determination on the face of Lynn - he wants revenge after the six-man tag a few weeks back, where him and his team were defeated by the nWo. Can he get revenge? Let's find out!
Heavy guitars cue the entrance of Jerry Lynn, who power walks down the ring, and then runs in, as Tazz follows, and the bell rings.
The match begins with a big brawl between all four men, taking no notice of the angry referee. Lynn is thrown out of the ring in the process. The crowd start to boo again as the referee tries to gain order of this match, getting in the face of Vince. The match officially begins with Hogan (Dead Wonder) and Lynn (Cong), who is still on the outside, clutching his leg.
Micheal Cole - Why the hell has the bell even already rung for god's sake? Lynn is the legal man of his team, and he can't even get in the ring, and now the damn referee is counting him out.
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Hogan goes outside and picks Lynn up and rolls him into the ring under the bottom rope. Hogan covers Lynn and hooks his right leg.
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Jim Ross: Lynn easily kicked out there, but it took him a few more seconds due to that clipped out leg he got moments ago from Hogan. This has to affect his performance tonight.
Lynn kicks out with velocity as Hogan looks at the referee angrily. The crowd begin to get on the side of Lynn gradually as he kicks out of the pinfall. Hogan grabs Lynn and attempts to pull off a Belly to Belly Suplex but Lynn blocks it and gives Hogan a hard knee smash into the stomach area. Hogan holds his ribs as Lynn grabs Hogan by the head and executes a prefect DDT down to the canvas. Lynn grabs Hogan's legs and puts the boston crab on Hogan near to the ropes, just able to apply it. Hogan tries to grab the ropes but they are just out of his reach. Hogan pulls Lynn over nearer the ropes as he makes a destifying leap to the ropes and grabs hold of the bottom rope. The referee gets Lynn to break the hold.
Micheal Cole: Hogan must have been under excrutiating pain, but he's now escaped the hold. Lynn and Tazz are using good tactics, keeping the ring cut in half.
Hogan rolls out of the ring, tagging Vince (MikeAll) in as he does. Vince gets into the ring, stalking Lynn. As Lynn gets up he turns around as Vince delivers a running clothesline to Lynn and knocks him back down to the mat. Vince capitilizes on this oppurtunity by kicking Lynn hard in the ribs and in the face. Vince Pins Lynn nonchalantly, without hooking the leg.
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Jim Ross - Lynn is showing signs of weakening, with Vince showing his cocky, bawdy side here. Vince should have hooked a leg there and that might have been the win, but he casually took it and Lynn kicked out this time.
Vince grabs Lynn by the head as he goes for a powerbomb but Lynn counters it into a hard back body drop! Lynn climbs to the top rope, diving off for a elbow drop but Vince rolls out of the way as Lynn hits the mat hard. Vince leans across to make the pinfall.
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Micheal Cole - KICK OUT BY LYNN! How much more resiliant is this guy?
Lynn just kicks out. Vince tags out to Hogan, who goes for the Boston Crab but Lynn kicks him in the sternum and causes him to let go of the hold. Lynn jumps to his feet and irish whips Hogan into the ropes and shoulder barge him back down to the mat. Hogan runs against the rope and elbow drops Lynn repeatedly. Hogan grabs a steel chair from outside by the announcers table and smashes it against the back of Lynn! He hits it into the back again and again until Lynn stays down.
Jim Ross: Hogan is getting some momentum here Steve. Get up you useless peice of crap! Give him the Cradle Piledriver, that'll stop the egomaniac!
Hogan hooks a leg of Steve Hook.
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Micheal Cole: KICK OUT!!! I don't believe it. All it has to take is another move and Lynn has to be out of it! Good god!
Lynn kicks with some power there! Lynn quickly get a sudden burst of energy and flies half way across the ring, narrowly missing Tazz's extended hand. Hogan grabs at his leg and tries to pull him back, but Lynn's will is too strong and Tazz enters the ring, as the crowd erupt. Tazz irish whips Hogan against the rope and runs against the opposite rope himself and as you think he's about to clothesline him, he kicks him in the sternum and gives him a double arm DDT!
Tazz goes for the pin.
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Jim Ross: How the hell did that son of a b'tch kick out!?
JR says this so loud that Hogan hears it and immidiately sits up. He beats down Tazz and goes outside, where he approaches JR.
Hogan: What did you call me? Huh?
JR: Erm...
Hogan: Well don't say it again!
Hogan pushes him over and JR falls over as though he had slipped on a banana peel...or some barequeue sauce.
Micheal Cole: What the hell!? Haha! JR just fell on his fat ass! Sorry...
JR brushes himself off, gives Cole a dirty look and the pair continue commentating.
Hogan grabs the chair and hits Tazz right in the face with it! He then rolls Tazz out of the ring and approaches the Spanish Announcer Table. He looks over to JR and drags Tazz to the English announcer table instead. He lifts him up and Powerbomb's him through it, sending JR to the floor once again and wooden debris flying everywhere. Micheal Cole looks more worried than a piece of pizza on a plate of Paul Bearer. Cole can't help but laugh at JR.
Cole: Haha! You thong wearing fatty! Get your fat a's up now!
JR: B'tch!
JR then lays Cole out with a punch and the attention is turned back to the ring, where Lynn is punching Hogan. Lynn rolls Hogan into the ring and goes for a Cradle Piledriver, but before he can, Vince blasts him square over the back with a chair, making Lynn collapse. Hogan goes for the pinfall once again.
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Just then, Hogan feels something solid smash over his head.
JR: Try messing with me, b***h...
It was JR's glass jar of MnM's and Skittles. JR hadn't itennded on using them for such an occasion, but he'd filled on a few chicken legs before the show, so that kept his fat levels up for the time being. JR went back to the ring, but Vince tapped him on the back. JR told him to 'F**k off' and just as Vince went to hit him, a now conscious Tazz locked in a Tazzmission on him. The crowd erupted Tazz went down, choking him out even further. However, just as the referee was to wave the match off, Hogan rammed his face into the ring post and got on the mic.
Hogan: Woah! Wait a second people! I have something to say!
And with that, Hogan grabs JR by his collar, struggling, and literally throws him into the ring.
Hogan: Tazz, did you hear what JR just called you? An ECW reject! He said the same about Jerry over there too.
Tazz begins to look shocked.
Hogan: So let's do him in!
Hogan begins punching JR, like he's an oversized bag of fat. He nails him with a Big Boot and follows up with a Leg Drop. Tazz pulls Lynn up and the two converse shortly. Tazz and Lynn look around and begin kicking JR until he is down totally. Lynn and Tazz look at Hogan and Vince, before leaving, whilst Hogan continues beating on JR, as the scene fades to black.
Howard Finkel: The referee has ruled this match a no contest!
Thoughts?
$h@ne0 wrote:
> Thanks Mike. The intention for it was to be inconclusive, so that there's a
> re-match on a supercard or something, so that there can be a really good brawl
> or something, because I think this match is far too good to be 'wasted' on a
> weekly fixture.
When is the next Pay-Per-View, and can I request a match for
> it?
I know, this isn't the full brawl. This is the massive rivalry I've been building up between 4 basic "teams": nWo, E.C.F'ing.W, Jericho (Scott) and Undertaker (Jetster), and Kane (Starlight). I'm hoping at AJ's PPV for Jericho (Scott) vs Nash (allardini) Taker (Jet) vs Kane (Starlight), and the final 3 members of nWo versus 3 members of ECF'ingW, maybe with others involved.
> Thanks Mike. The intention for it was to be inconclusive, so that there's a
> re-match on a supercard or something, so that there can be a really good brawl
> or something, because I think this match is far too good to be 'wasted' on a
> weekly fixture.
When is the next Pay-Per-View, and can I request a match for
> it?
I know, this isn't the full brawl. This is the massive rivalry I've been building up between 4 basic "teams": nWo, E.C.F'ing.W, Jericho (Scott) and Undertaker (Jetster), and Kane (Starlight). I'm hoping at AJ's PPV for Jericho (Scott) vs Nash (allardini) Taker (Jet) vs Kane (Starlight), and the final 3 members of nWo versus 3 members of ECF'ingW, maybe with others involved.
'EC-DUBYA!, EC-DUBYA! Horay for the resilience of Jerry Lynn :>
That was a good match, but, as Mike said, it didn't go anywhere.
Well done to everyone for kicking the crap out of J.R.
Well done to everyone for kicking the crap out of J.R.
Thanks Mike. The intention for it was to be inconclusive, so that there's a re-match on a supercard or something, so that there can be a really good brawl or something, because I think this match is far too good to be 'wasted' on a weekly fixture.
When is the next Pay-Per-View, and can I request a match for it?
Chars.
When is the next Pay-Per-View, and can I request a match for it?
Chars.
Hmmmm, kind of went nowhere but the actual wrestling was quite good.
Note: I've added commentary, so it should be a bit better. Thanks for reading. Shaun.
Grudge Match: Team E.C.F段ng W vs The nWo:
Jerry Lynn (Cong Man) and Tazz (Tazz) vs Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll)
Jim Ross - Welcome back. We're here for the next match of the night - Jerry Lynn and Tazz taking on Hulk Hogan and Vince McMahon. Let's go to the ring for the introductions from Howard Finkel.
Howard Finkel: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Coming down the aisle first, representing the nWo, Vince McMahon! (MikeAll)
'No Chance' by Dope hits the arena through the PA system as the arenas capacity crowd boo away at the evil co-owner of the federation. Vince continues walking down as a logo promoting 'WWF Forceable Entry' flies up onto the screen.
Micheal Cole - Don't forget that WWF Forceable Entry is available at all good musical stores now, featuring all your favourite theme music from the WWF superstars, such as Tazz himself, who will be making his way out momentarily.
Hulk Hogan emerges from behind the curtain. He starts to taunt the crowd as the boos get louder. We can see he mutters something under his breath while he starts to strut his way down to the ring. He makes it down to the ring and climbs upon the ring apron. He cimbs through the second and third rope and rips his NWO shirt off. He then looks onto the rampway for their opponents.
Howard Finkel: Also representing the nWo, Hulk Hogan! (Dead Wonder)
Jim Ross - Hogan looks ready, and if his anger will fuel him, Tazz and Lynn will have a tough fight on their hands tonight.
Cyprus Hill blasts over the speakers and the crowd go wild at the sight of Tazz at the top of the stage.
Howard Finkel: Introducing their first opponent, representing E.C.F段ng, Tazz! (Tazz)
As he begins to walk to the ring, there is a sudden increase in the volume of the cheers. He walks down the aisle slapping his fans hands whilst keeping his eyes afixiated on the opponents. Tazz finally gets down the ring as he looks into the ring. He goes to step in, but steps back down and decides to wait for his tag team partner.
Micheal Cole: A good tactic by Tazz there, not trying to fight it off on his own against these two guys. If he tries that, he'll lose, badly.
Tazz looks to the crowd with a smile on his face as a ring of cheers fills the arena, signalling the entrance of his tag team partner.
Howard Finkel: His tag team partner, also representing E.C.F段ng, the New F'N Show, Jerry Lynn! (Cong Man)
Jim Ross - Look at the determination on the face of Lynn - he wants revenge after the six-man tag a few weeks back, where him and his team were defeated by the nWo. Can he get revenge? Let's find out!
Heavy guitars cue the entrance of Jerry Lynn, who power walks down the ring, and then runs in, as Tazz follows, and the bell rings.
The match begins with a big brawl between all four men, taking no notice of the angry referee. Lynn is thrown out of the ring in the process. The crowd start to boo again as the referee tries to gain order of this match, getting in the face of Vince. The match officially begins with Hogan (Dead Wonder) and Lynn (Cong), who is still on the outside, clutching his leg.
Micheal Cole - Why the hell has the bell even already rung for god's sake? Lynn is the legal man of his team, and he can't even get in the ring, and now the damn referee is counting him out.
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Hogan goes outside and picks Lynn up and rolls him into the ring under the bottom rope. Hogan covers Lynn and hooks his right leg.
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Jim Ross: Lynn easily kicked out there, but it took him a few more seconds due to that clipped out leg he got moments ago from Hogan. This has to affect his performance tonight.
Lynn kicks out with velocity as Hogan looks at the referee angrily. The crowd begin to get on the side of Lynn gradually as he kicks out of the pinfall. Hogan grabs Lynn and attempts to pull off a Belly to Belly Suplex but Lynn blocks it and gives Hogan a hard knee smash into the stomach area. Hogan holds his ribs as Lynn grabs Hogan by the head and executes a prefect DDT down to the canvas. Lynn grabs Hogan's legs and puts the boston crab on Hogan near to the ropes, just able to apply it. Hogan tries to grab the ropes but they are just out of his reach. Hogan pulls Lynn over nearer the ropes as he makes a destifying leap to the ropes and grabs hold of the bottom rope. The referee gets Lynn to break the hold.
Micheal Cole: Hogan must have been under excrutiating pain, but he's now escaped the hold. Lynn and Tazz are using good tactics, keeping the ring cut in half.
Hogan rolls out of the ring, tagging Vince (MikeAll) in as he does. Vince gets into the ring, stalking Lynn. As Lynn gets up he turns around as Vince delivers a running clothesline to Lynn and knocks him back down to the mat. Vince capitilizes on this oppurtunity by kicking Lynn hard in the ribs and in the face. Vince Pins Lynn nonchalantly, without hooking the leg.
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Jim Ross - Lynn is showing signs of weakening, with Vince showing his cocky, bawdy side here. Vince should have hooked a leg there and that might have been the win, but he casually took it and Lynn kicked out this time.
Vince grabs Lynn by the head as he goes for a powerbomb but Lynn counters it into a hard back body drop! Lynn climbs to the top rope, diving off for a elbow drop but Vince rolls out of the way as Lynn hits the mat hard. Vince leans across to make the pinfall.
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Micheal Cole - KICK OUT BY LYNN! How much more resiliant is this guy?
Lynn just kicks out. Vince tags out to Hogan, who goes for the Boston Crab but Lynn kicks him in the sternum and causes him to let go of the hold. Lynn jumps to his feet and irish whips Hogan into the ropes and shoulder barge him back down to the mat. Hogan runs against the rope and elbow drops Lynn repeatedly. Hogan grabs a steel chair from outside by the announcers table and smashes it against the back of Lynn! He hits it into the back again and again until Lynn stays down.
Jim Ross: Hogan is getting some momentum here Steve. Get up you useless peice of crap! Give him the Cradle Piledriver, that'll stop the egomaniac!
Hogan hooks a leg of Steve Hook.
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Micheal Cole: KICK OUT!!! I don't believe it. All it has to take is another move and Lynn has to be out of it! Good god!
Lynn kicks with some power there! Lynn quickly get a sudden burst of energy and flies half way across the ring, narrowly missing Tazz's extended hand. Hogan grabs at his leg and tries to pull him back, but Lynn's will is too strong and Tazz enters the ring, as the crowd erupt. Tazz irish whips Hogan against the rope and runs against the opposite rope himself and as you think he's about to clothesline him, he kicks him in the sternum and gives him a double arm DDT!
Tazz goes for the pin.
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Jim Ross: How the hell did that son of a b'tch kick out!?
JR says this so loud that Hogan hears it and immidiately sits up. He beats down Tazz and goes outside, where he approaches JR.
Hogan: What did you call me? Huh?
JR: Erm...
Hogan: Well don't say it again!
Hogan pushes him over and JR falls over as though he had slipped on a banana peel...or some barequeue sauce.
Micheal Cole: What the hell!? Haha! JR just fell on his fat ass! Sorry...
JR brushes himself off, gives Cole a dirty look and the pair continue commentating.
Hogan grabs the chair and hits Tazz right in the face with it! He then rolls Tazz out of the ring and approaches the Spanish Announcer Table. He looks over to JR and drags Tazz to the English announcer table instead. He lifts him up and Powerbomb's him through it, sending JR to the floor once again and wooden debris flying everywhere. Micheal Cole looks more worried than a piece of pizza on a plate of Paul Bearer. Cole can't help but laugh at JR.
Cole: Haha! You thong wearing fatty! Get your fat a's up now!
JR: B'tch!
JR then lays Cole out with a punch and the attention is turned back to the ring, where Lynn is punching Hogan. Lynn rolls Hogan into the ring and goes for a Cradle Piledriver, but before he can, Vince blasts him square over the back with a chair, making Lynn collapse. Hogan goes for the pinfall once again.
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2...
Just then, Hogan feels something solid smash over his head.
JR: Try messing with me, b***h...
It was JR's glass jar of MnM's and Skittles. JR hadn't itennded on using them for such an occasion, but he'd filled on a few chicken legs before the show, so that kept his fat levels up for the time being. JR went back to the ring, but Vince tapped him on the back. JR told him to 'F**k off' and just as Vince went to hit him, a now conscious Tazz locked in a Tazzmission on him. The crowd erupted Tazz went down, choking him out even further. However, just as the referee was to wave the match off, Hogan rammed his face into the ring post and got on the mic.
Hogan: Woah! Wait a second people! I have something to say!
And with that, Hogan grabs JR by his collar, struggling, and literally throws him into the ring.
Hogan: Tazz, did you hear what JR just called you? An ECW reject! He said the same about Jerry over there too.
Tazz begins to look shocked.
Hogan: So let's do him in!
Hogan begins punching JR, like he's an oversized bag of fat. He nails him with a Big Boot and follows up with a Leg Drop. Tazz pulls Lynn up and the two converse shortly. Tazz and Lynn look around and begin kicking JR until he is down totally. Lynn and Tazz look at Hogan and Vince, before leaving, whilst Hogan continues beating on JR, as the scene fades to black.
Howard Finkel: The referee has ruled this match a no contest!
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Grudge Match: Team E.C.F段ng W vs The nWo:
Jerry Lynn (Cong Man) and Tazz (Tazz) vs Hulk Hogan (Dead Wonder) and Vince McMahon (MikeAll)
Jim Ross - Welcome back. We're here for the next match of the night - Jerry Lynn and Tazz taking on Hulk Hogan and Vince McMahon. Let's go to the ring for the introductions from Howard Finkel.
Howard Finkel: Ladies and Gentleman, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Coming down the aisle first, representing the nWo, Vince McMahon! (MikeAll)
'No Chance' by Dope hits the arena through the PA system as the arenas capacity crowd boo away at the evil co-owner of the federation. Vince continues walking down as a logo promoting 'WWF Forceable Entry' flies up onto the screen.
Micheal Cole - Don't forget that WWF Forceable Entry is available at all good musical stores now, featuring all your favourite theme music from the WWF superstars, such as Tazz himself, who will be making his way out momentarily.
Hulk Hogan emerges from behind the curtain. He starts to taunt the crowd as the boos get louder. We can see he mutters something under his breath while he starts to strut his way down to the ring. He makes it down to the ring and climbs upon the ring apron. He cimbs through the second and third rope and rips his NWO shirt off. He then looks onto the rampway for their opponents.
Howard Finkel: Also representing the nWo, Hulk Hogan! (Dead Wonder)
Jim Ross - Hogan looks ready, and if his anger will fuel him, Tazz and Lynn will have a tough fight on their hands tonight.
Cyprus Hill blasts over the speakers and the crowd go wild at the sight of Tazz at the top of the stage.
Howard Finkel: Introducing their first opponent, representing E.C.F段ng, Tazz! (Tazz)
As he begins to walk to the ring, there is a sudden increase in the volume of the cheers. He walks down the aisle slapping his fans hands whilst keeping his eyes afixiated on the opponents. Tazz finally gets down the ring as he looks into the ring. He goes to step in, but steps back down and decides to wait for his tag team partner.
Micheal Cole: A good tactic by Tazz there, not trying to fight it off on his own against these two guys. If he tries that, he'll lose, badly.
Tazz looks to the crowd with a smile on his face as a ring of cheers fills the arena, signalling the entrance of his tag team partner.
Howard Finkel: His tag team partner, also representing E.C.F段ng, the New F'N Show, Jerry Lynn! (Cong Man)
Jim Ross - Look at the determination on the face of Lynn - he wants revenge after the six-man tag a few weeks back, where him and his team were defeated by the nWo. Can he get revenge? Let's find out!
Heavy guitars cue the entrance of Jerry Lynn, who power walks down the ring, and then runs in, as Tazz follows, and the bell rings.
The match begins with a big brawl between all four men, taking no notice of the angry referee. Lynn is thrown out of the ring in the process. The crowd start to boo again as the referee tries to gain order of this match, getting in the face of Vince. The match officially begins with Hogan (Dead Wonder) and Lynn (Cong), who is still on the outside, clutching his leg.
Micheal Cole - Why the hell has the bell even already rung for god's sake? Lynn is the legal man of his team, and he can't even get in the ring, and now the damn referee is counting him out.
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Hogan goes outside and picks Lynn up and rolls him into the ring under the bottom rope. Hogan covers Lynn and hooks his right leg.
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Jim Ross: Lynn easily kicked out there, but it took him a few more seconds due to that clipped out leg he got moments ago from Hogan. This has to affect his performance tonight.
Lynn kicks out with velocity as Hogan looks at the referee angrily. The crowd begin to get on the side of Lynn gradually as he kicks out of the pinfall. Hogan grabs Lynn and attempts to pull off a Belly to Belly Suplex but Lynn blocks it and gives Hogan a hard knee smash into the stomach area. Hogan holds his ribs as Lynn grabs Hogan by the head and executes a prefect DDT down to the canvas. Lynn grabs Hogan's legs and puts the boston crab on Hogan near to the ropes, just able to apply it. Hogan tries to grab the ropes but they are just out of his reach. Hogan pulls Lynn over nearer the ropes as he makes a destifying leap to the ropes and grabs hold of the bottom rope. The referee gets Lynn to break the hold.
Micheal Cole: Hogan must have been under excrutiating pain, but he's now escaped the hold. Lynn and Tazz are using good tactics, keeping the ring cut in half.
Hogan rolls out of the ring, tagging Vince (MikeAll) in as he does. Vince gets into the ring, stalking Lynn. As Lynn gets up he turns around as Vince delivers a running clothesline to Lynn and knocks him back down to the mat. Vince capitilizes on this oppurtunity by kicking Lynn hard in the ribs and in the face. Vince Pins Lynn nonchalantly, without hooking the leg.
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Jim Ross - Lynn is showing signs of weakening, with Vince showing his cocky, bawdy side here. Vince should have hooked a leg there and that might have been the win, but he casually took it and Lynn kicked out this time.
Vince grabs Lynn by the head as he goes for a powerbomb but Lynn counters it into a hard back body drop! Lynn climbs to the top rope, diving off for a elbow drop but Vince rolls out of the way as Lynn hits the mat hard. Vince leans across to make the pinfall.
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Micheal Cole - KICK OUT BY LYNN! How much more resiliant is this guy?
Lynn just kicks out. Vince tags out to Hogan, who goes for the Boston Crab but Lynn kicks him in the sternum and causes him to let go of the hold. Lynn jumps to his feet and irish whips Hogan into the ropes and shoulder barge him back down to the mat. Hogan runs against the rope and elbow drops Lynn repeatedly. Hogan grabs a steel chair from outside by the announcers table and smashes it against the back of Lynn! He hits it into the back again and again until Lynn stays down.
Jim Ross: Hogan is getting some momentum here Steve. Get up you useless peice of crap! Give him the Cradle Piledriver, that'll stop the egomaniac!
Hogan hooks a leg of Steve Hook.
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Micheal Cole: KICK OUT!!! I don't believe it. All it has to take is another move and Lynn has to be out of it! Good god!
Lynn kicks with some power there! Lynn quickly get a sudden burst of energy and flies half way across the ring, narrowly missing Tazz's extended hand. Hogan grabs at his leg and tries to pull him back, but Lynn's will is too strong and Tazz enters the ring, as the crowd erupt. Tazz irish whips Hogan against the rope and runs against the opposite rope himself and as you think he's about to clothesline him, he kicks him in the sternum and gives him a double arm DDT!
Tazz goes for the pin.
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Jim Ross: How the hell did that son of a b'tch kick out!?
JR says this so loud that Hogan hears it and immidiately sits up. He beats down Tazz and goes outside, where he approaches JR.
Hogan: What did you call me? Huh?
JR: Erm...
Hogan: Well don't say it again!
Hogan pushes him over and JR falls over as though he had slipped on a banana peel...or some barequeue sauce.
Micheal Cole: What the hell!? Haha! JR just fell on his fat ass! Sorry...
JR brushes himself off, gives Cole a dirty look and the pair continue commentating.
Hogan grabs the chair and hits Tazz right in the face with it! He then rolls Tazz out of the ring and approaches the Spanish Announcer Table. He looks over to JR and drags Tazz to the English announcer table instead. He lifts him up and Powerbomb's him through it, sending JR to the floor once again and wooden debris flying everywhere. Micheal Cole looks more worried than a piece of pizza on a plate of Paul Bearer. Cole can't help but laugh at JR.
Cole: Haha! You thong wearing fatty! Get your fat a's up now!
JR: B'tch!
JR then lays Cole out with a punch and the attention is turned back to the ring, where Lynn is punching Hogan. Lynn rolls Hogan into the ring and goes for a Cradle Piledriver, but before he can, Vince blasts him square over the back with a chair, making Lynn collapse. Hogan goes for the pinfall once again.
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Just then, Hogan feels something solid smash over his head.
JR: Try messing with me, b***h...
It was JR's glass jar of MnM's and Skittles. JR hadn't itennded on using them for such an occasion, but he'd filled on a few chicken legs before the show, so that kept his fat levels up for the time being. JR went back to the ring, but Vince tapped him on the back. JR told him to 'F**k off' and just as Vince went to hit him, a now conscious Tazz locked in a Tazzmission on him. The crowd erupted Tazz went down, choking him out even further. However, just as the referee was to wave the match off, Hogan rammed his face into the ring post and got on the mic.
Hogan: Woah! Wait a second people! I have something to say!
And with that, Hogan grabs JR by his collar, struggling, and literally throws him into the ring.
Hogan: Tazz, did you hear what JR just called you? An ECW reject! He said the same about Jerry over there too.
Tazz begins to look shocked.
Hogan: So let's do him in!
Hogan begins punching JR, like he's an oversized bag of fat. He nails him with a Big Boot and follows up with a Leg Drop. Tazz pulls Lynn up and the two converse shortly. Tazz and Lynn look around and begin kicking JR until he is down totally. Lynn and Tazz look at Hogan and Vince, before leaving, whilst Hogan continues beating on JR, as the scene fades to black.
Howard Finkel: The referee has ruled this match a no contest!
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