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It is Wednesday and I'm bored so I decided to do a story about Luigi. Enjoy!
(One dark and wet evening Luigi decides to visit his brother Mario at 209 Pizza Lane. This is his first visit in over a year since they do not get on well and Luigi is extra jumpy tonight. Finally Luigi reaches the front door. He stares up at the short bungalow and knocks on the door.)
(Knock Knock Knock. The door opens.)
Hello Mario!
(Luigi peeps his head inside for a closer look.)
Mario I've got extra cheap pizza and cake.
(The door than slams on his nose.)
Owwwwww!!!!!! Stupid door. I'll show you.
(He kicks the door down and steps inside.)
Mario come out now!
(Suddenly a little garden gnome comes out of no where.)
Where's my brother. Tell me now.
He's at the back of the bungalow, he is captured by many ghosts and it is up to you to save him.
Why I don't even like him.
There is a pot of gold if you save him.
Why do you want me to save him?
He has my wallet. Bloody pike!!!
I'll do it for the money.
You'll need this to capture the ghosts though.
(The gnome hands Luigi a box, Limp Bizkit and a piece of string tied to a stick.)
Is this some kind of special trick to catch ghosts?
Kind of. It also traps animals too. The idea is to hold the box up with the stick and place the CD under it. Then hide. The ghost will go into the box to get the CD then BANG you pull the string and he is trapped.
That's the worst trap ever.
You got any better ideas.
Yeah I do.
(Luigi grabs the gnome them runs in through the door on the left into the living room)
Free food! Free food!
(Suddenly 5 ghosts appear and all make a move for the gnome. One grabs the gnome then Ligi makes a break for the next room.)
Ahhhhh! Help me Luigi please!!!
Kiss my a**! Wait one minute what is this. Some sort of plunger. What the hell is Mario doing with a plunger. Only plumbers use them?!
(Out of the blue or black since it is so dim jumps a ghost with Mario's hat.)
I'm not afraid of you you gnome killing ghost.
Ouch you hurt me green lanky gimp.
Shut up I'm gonna kill you.
Too late. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(Luigi grabs the plunger then smacks it right on the ghosts mouth.
mmmp mmpmpmpp mmmhmp pmp mmmphm
HA HA got you now.
(Luigi then grabs the cardboard box and puts the ghost underneath. He runs to the garden.)
Hello Mario!
Help me Luigi. Bowser is here and he said he's gona kill me.
What?! Bowser!? Screw this I'm going home. See ya Mario.
No wait Luigi Nooooo!!!
(And a happy ending. Luigi went home and Mario and Bowser lived together through a long and painful life.)
Cheers for reading.
(One dark and wet evening Luigi decides to visit his brother Mario at 209 Pizza Lane. This is his first visit in over a year since they do not get on well and Luigi is extra jumpy tonight. Finally Luigi reaches the front door. He stares up at the short bungalow and knocks on the door.)
(Knock Knock Knock. The door opens.)
Hello Mario!
(Luigi peeps his head inside for a closer look.)
Mario I've got extra cheap pizza and cake.
(The door than slams on his nose.)
Owwwwww!!!!!! Stupid door. I'll show you.
(He kicks the door down and steps inside.)
Mario come out now!
(Suddenly a little garden gnome comes out of no where.)
Where's my brother. Tell me now.
He's at the back of the bungalow, he is captured by many ghosts and it is up to you to save him.
Why I don't even like him.
There is a pot of gold if you save him.
Why do you want me to save him?
He has my wallet. Bloody pike!!!
I'll do it for the money.
You'll need this to capture the ghosts though.
(The gnome hands Luigi a box, Limp Bizkit and a piece of string tied to a stick.)
Is this some kind of special trick to catch ghosts?
Kind of. It also traps animals too. The idea is to hold the box up with the stick and place the CD under it. Then hide. The ghost will go into the box to get the CD then BANG you pull the string and he is trapped.
That's the worst trap ever.
You got any better ideas.
Yeah I do.
(Luigi grabs the gnome them runs in through the door on the left into the living room)
Free food! Free food!
(Suddenly 5 ghosts appear and all make a move for the gnome. One grabs the gnome then Ligi makes a break for the next room.)
Ahhhhh! Help me Luigi please!!!
Kiss my a**! Wait one minute what is this. Some sort of plunger. What the hell is Mario doing with a plunger. Only plumbers use them?!
(Out of the blue or black since it is so dim jumps a ghost with Mario's hat.)
I'm not afraid of you you gnome killing ghost.
Ouch you hurt me green lanky gimp.
Shut up I'm gonna kill you.
Too late. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(Luigi grabs the plunger then smacks it right on the ghosts mouth.
mmmp mmpmpmpp mmmhmp pmp mmmphm
HA HA got you now.
(Luigi then grabs the cardboard box and puts the ghost underneath. He runs to the garden.)
Hello Mario!
Help me Luigi. Bowser is here and he said he's gona kill me.
What?! Bowser!? Screw this I'm going home. See ya Mario.
No wait Luigi Nooooo!!!
(And a happy ending. Luigi went home and Mario and Bowser lived together through a long and painful life.)
Cheers for reading.
.... .... *tries to find a point in the story* .... .... *doesnt* ....
That was agood read ghost killer but what did Luigi do when he got home?
It is Wednesday and I'm bored so I decided to do a story about Luigi. Enjoy!
(One dark and wet evening Luigi decides to visit his brother Mario at 209 Pizza Lane. This is his first visit in over a year since they do not get on well and Luigi is extra jumpy tonight. Finally Luigi reaches the front door. He stares up at the short bungalow and knocks on the door.)
(Knock Knock Knock. The door opens.)
Hello Mario!
(Luigi peeps his head inside for a closer look.)
Mario I've got extra cheap pizza and cake.
(The door than slams on his nose.)
Owwwwww!!!!!! Stupid door. I'll show you.
(He kicks the door down and steps inside.)
Mario come out now!
(Suddenly a little garden gnome comes out of no where.)
Where's my brother. Tell me now.
He's at the back of the bungalow, he is captured by many ghosts and it is up to you to save him.
Why I don't even like him.
There is a pot of gold if you save him.
Why do you want me to save him?
He has my wallet. Bloody pike!!!
I'll do it for the money.
You'll need this to capture the ghosts though.
(The gnome hands Luigi a box, Limp Bizkit and a piece of string tied to a stick.)
Is this some kind of special trick to catch ghosts?
Kind of. It also traps animals too. The idea is to hold the box up with the stick and place the CD under it. Then hide. The ghost will go into the box to get the CD then BANG you pull the string and he is trapped.
That's the worst trap ever.
You got any better ideas.
Yeah I do.
(Luigi grabs the gnome them runs in through the door on the left into the living room)
Free food! Free food!
(Suddenly 5 ghosts appear and all make a move for the gnome. One grabs the gnome then Ligi makes a break for the next room.)
Ahhhhh! Help me Luigi please!!!
Kiss my a**! Wait one minute what is this. Some sort of plunger. What the hell is Mario doing with a plunger. Only plumbers use them?!
(Out of the blue or black since it is so dim jumps a ghost with Mario's hat.)
I'm not afraid of you you gnome killing ghost.
Ouch you hurt me green lanky gimp.
Shut up I'm gonna kill you.
Too late. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(Luigi grabs the plunger then smacks it right on the ghosts mouth.
mmmp mmpmpmpp mmmhmp pmp mmmphm
HA HA got you now.
(Luigi then grabs the cardboard box and puts the ghost underneath. He runs to the garden.)
Hello Mario!
Help me Luigi. Bowser is here and he said he's gona kill me.
What?! Bowser!? Screw this I'm going home. See ya Mario.
No wait Luigi Nooooo!!!
(And a happy ending. Luigi went home and Mario and Bowser lived together through a long and painful life.)
Cheers for reading.
(One dark and wet evening Luigi decides to visit his brother Mario at 209 Pizza Lane. This is his first visit in over a year since they do not get on well and Luigi is extra jumpy tonight. Finally Luigi reaches the front door. He stares up at the short bungalow and knocks on the door.)
(Knock Knock Knock. The door opens.)
Hello Mario!
(Luigi peeps his head inside for a closer look.)
Mario I've got extra cheap pizza and cake.
(The door than slams on his nose.)
Owwwwww!!!!!! Stupid door. I'll show you.
(He kicks the door down and steps inside.)
Mario come out now!
(Suddenly a little garden gnome comes out of no where.)
Where's my brother. Tell me now.
He's at the back of the bungalow, he is captured by many ghosts and it is up to you to save him.
Why I don't even like him.
There is a pot of gold if you save him.
Why do you want me to save him?
He has my wallet. Bloody pike!!!
I'll do it for the money.
You'll need this to capture the ghosts though.
(The gnome hands Luigi a box, Limp Bizkit and a piece of string tied to a stick.)
Is this some kind of special trick to catch ghosts?
Kind of. It also traps animals too. The idea is to hold the box up with the stick and place the CD under it. Then hide. The ghost will go into the box to get the CD then BANG you pull the string and he is trapped.
That's the worst trap ever.
You got any better ideas.
Yeah I do.
(Luigi grabs the gnome them runs in through the door on the left into the living room)
Free food! Free food!
(Suddenly 5 ghosts appear and all make a move for the gnome. One grabs the gnome then Ligi makes a break for the next room.)
Ahhhhh! Help me Luigi please!!!
Kiss my a**! Wait one minute what is this. Some sort of plunger. What the hell is Mario doing with a plunger. Only plumbers use them?!
(Out of the blue or black since it is so dim jumps a ghost with Mario's hat.)
I'm not afraid of you you gnome killing ghost.
Ouch you hurt me green lanky gimp.
Shut up I'm gonna kill you.
Too late. Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(Luigi grabs the plunger then smacks it right on the ghosts mouth.
mmmp mmpmpmpp mmmhmp pmp mmmphm
HA HA got you now.
(Luigi then grabs the cardboard box and puts the ghost underneath. He runs to the garden.)
Hello Mario!
Help me Luigi. Bowser is here and he said he's gona kill me.
What?! Bowser!? Screw this I'm going home. See ya Mario.
No wait Luigi Nooooo!!!
(And a happy ending. Luigi went home and Mario and Bowser lived together through a long and painful life.)
Cheers for reading.