The "General Games Chat" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
In a shock move Bill Gates today announced that the successor to the Xbox would be made entirely out of living parts.
Dubbed the 'Flesh-Box' and powered by the cloned brain of Carol Vorderman, it's said to be capable of performing complex mathmatical alegorithyms in fractions of a second, as well as being able to grow numerous bad hair-do's.
Games will come on a new format, severed willies, which will dump the information in liquid form into the front port.
No memory cards will be required for the console, as a huge elephant's memory is included, as elephants never forget.
The console can even be bound in the skin of a passed love one, to make it special, so uncle Albert can live on as a console, and you needn't say goodbye to your faithful dalmation when he kicks the bucket.
The only downside to the flesh box is that it needs feeding a healthy diet, or it's performance might get sloppy. Live frogs and toads are said to be adequate food for a flesh box, though brain foods such as fish may well improve the performance of the central proccessing unit.
Should you forget to feed your console be wary when approaching it as it may attempt to feast on you, as such a muzzle comes highly reccommended.
There was some disappointment when it was announced that there would be no mouse available for the console, but this was seen as being understandable when explained that the presence of a mouse could have an adverse effect on the elephant memory.
Also, it was suggested that Richard Whitely should not be given access to a flesh-box, as his idle banter would cause the Vorderman brain proccessor to enter dummy mode, and laugh like a goon.
Microsoft hope to have the Flesh-Box on the market in time for next Easter, having been able to harvest adequate body parts to meet demand by that date.
Dubbed the 'Flesh-Box' and powered by the cloned brain of Carol Vorderman, it's said to be capable of performing complex mathmatical alegorithyms in fractions of a second, as well as being able to grow numerous bad hair-do's.
Games will come on a new format, severed willies, which will dump the information in liquid form into the front port.
No memory cards will be required for the console, as a huge elephant's memory is included, as elephants never forget.
The console can even be bound in the skin of a passed love one, to make it special, so uncle Albert can live on as a console, and you needn't say goodbye to your faithful dalmation when he kicks the bucket.
The only downside to the flesh box is that it needs feeding a healthy diet, or it's performance might get sloppy. Live frogs and toads are said to be adequate food for a flesh box, though brain foods such as fish may well improve the performance of the central proccessing unit.
Should you forget to feed your console be wary when approaching it as it may attempt to feast on you, as such a muzzle comes highly reccommended.
There was some disappointment when it was announced that there would be no mouse available for the console, but this was seen as being understandable when explained that the presence of a mouse could have an adverse effect on the elephant memory.
Also, it was suggested that Richard Whitely should not be given access to a flesh-box, as his idle banter would cause the Vorderman brain proccessor to enter dummy mode, and laugh like a goon.
Microsoft hope to have the Flesh-Box on the market in time for next Easter, having been able to harvest adequate body parts to meet demand by that date.
Grix Thraves wrote:
> "u r 2 days 2 late mekaa!!!!!1 u idiott!!!!1"
I guess that makes ME a fool then. Again. ;-)
> "u r 2 days 2 late mekaa!!!!!1 u idiott!!!!1"
I guess that makes ME a fool then. Again. ;-)
Have you been watchin a lot of Cronenberg films lately?
Excellent, nonetheless. When will SR being letting people reserve them?
Excellent, nonetheless. When will SR being letting people reserve them?
"u r 2 days 2 late mekaa!!!!!1 u idiott!!!!1"
Excellent. :0)
Excellent. :0)
"Flesh box"
Isn't that slang for...
Never mind.
Isn't that slang for...
Never mind.
In a shock move Bill Gates today announced that the successor to the Xbox would be made entirely out of living parts.
Dubbed the 'Flesh-Box' and powered by the cloned brain of Carol Vorderman, it's said to be capable of performing complex mathmatical alegorithyms in fractions of a second, as well as being able to grow numerous bad hair-do's.
Games will come on a new format, severed willies, which will dump the information in liquid form into the front port.
No memory cards will be required for the console, as a huge elephant's memory is included, as elephants never forget.
The console can even be bound in the skin of a passed love one, to make it special, so uncle Albert can live on as a console, and you needn't say goodbye to your faithful dalmation when he kicks the bucket.
The only downside to the flesh box is that it needs feeding a healthy diet, or it's performance might get sloppy. Live frogs and toads are said to be adequate food for a flesh box, though brain foods such as fish may well improve the performance of the central proccessing unit.
Should you forget to feed your console be wary when approaching it as it may attempt to feast on you, as such a muzzle comes highly reccommended.
There was some disappointment when it was announced that there would be no mouse available for the console, but this was seen as being understandable when explained that the presence of a mouse could have an adverse effect on the elephant memory.
Also, it was suggested that Richard Whitely should not be given access to a flesh-box, as his idle banter would cause the Vorderman brain proccessor to enter dummy mode, and laugh like a goon.
Microsoft hope to have the Flesh-Box on the market in time for next Easter, having been able to harvest adequate body parts to meet demand by that date.
Dubbed the 'Flesh-Box' and powered by the cloned brain of Carol Vorderman, it's said to be capable of performing complex mathmatical alegorithyms in fractions of a second, as well as being able to grow numerous bad hair-do's.
Games will come on a new format, severed willies, which will dump the information in liquid form into the front port.
No memory cards will be required for the console, as a huge elephant's memory is included, as elephants never forget.
The console can even be bound in the skin of a passed love one, to make it special, so uncle Albert can live on as a console, and you needn't say goodbye to your faithful dalmation when he kicks the bucket.
The only downside to the flesh box is that it needs feeding a healthy diet, or it's performance might get sloppy. Live frogs and toads are said to be adequate food for a flesh box, though brain foods such as fish may well improve the performance of the central proccessing unit.
Should you forget to feed your console be wary when approaching it as it may attempt to feast on you, as such a muzzle comes highly reccommended.
There was some disappointment when it was announced that there would be no mouse available for the console, but this was seen as being understandable when explained that the presence of a mouse could have an adverse effect on the elephant memory.
Also, it was suggested that Richard Whitely should not be given access to a flesh-box, as his idle banter would cause the Vorderman brain proccessor to enter dummy mode, and laugh like a goon.
Microsoft hope to have the Flesh-Box on the market in time for next Easter, having been able to harvest adequate body parts to meet demand by that date.