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So, in a vain attempt to re-instil the information 'vibe/theme/whatever' of this particular forum...I have some news.....er. Yes.
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Reports are in that Miyamoto has announced a new game. Simply entitled 'What I saw in the puddle at the side of the road' or in its westernised, un-Miyamoto blurb speak 'Mud', this new title is apparently about little blobs of goo, much akin to Marios enemies in SMS, who will infact try to eat the protagonist using highly powered, razor sharp swords of 'Evil Leaves'TM. As you can see. We. Are. Delirious. With. Excitment.
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Another vain attempt. Vin Diesel, 'star' of upcoming 'Lets be all cooler than James Bond by having more cool stuff (fools!)' film 'XXX' ius set to star in his very own arcade game. Players will take the role of the largely shaven monkey, and attempt to stop evil super villains, using terrible one-liners and even going so far as using brahness over subtlety as their main marketing tool! Indeed. 'XXX - The Game' as it is imagintively titled is set to hit Arcades within the next few months. It is also rumoured that players will win a busty blow up model for completing the game....RUN NERDS, RUN!
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The large Website and Mail Order/Back-Of-Some-Marketing-Complex store, SPecial Reserve, is set for a makeover. Simply entitled 'The One', the store is set to launch its campagin over the UK. LONG LIVE THE REGIME!
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Sony of America has announced astonishing success at
its new product 'The US Flag' peripheral for its hugely successful PlayStation 2. The flag simply sits in a controller port, waving itself evewry now and then. People are apparently 'Delighted' with this new tool. 'It makes us so proud!' cried one buyer.
CLETUS!
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Ah well. I try.
;)
So, in a vain attempt to re-instil the information 'vibe/theme/whatever' of this particular forum...I have some news.....er. Yes.
***
Reports are in that Miyamoto has announced a new game. Simply entitled 'What I saw in the puddle at the side of the road' or in its westernised, un-Miyamoto blurb speak 'Mud', this new title is apparently about little blobs of goo, much akin to Marios enemies in SMS, who will infact try to eat the protagonist using highly powered, razor sharp swords of 'Evil Leaves'TM. As you can see. We. Are. Delirious. With. Excitment.
***
Another vain attempt. Vin Diesel, 'star' of upcoming 'Lets be all cooler than James Bond by having more cool stuff (fools!)' film 'XXX' ius set to star in his very own arcade game. Players will take the role of the largely shaven monkey, and attempt to stop evil super villains, using terrible one-liners and even going so far as using brahness over subtlety as their main marketing tool! Indeed. 'XXX - The Game' as it is imagintively titled is set to hit Arcades within the next few months. It is also rumoured that players will win a busty blow up model for completing the game....RUN NERDS, RUN!
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The large Website and Mail Order/Back-Of-Some-Marketing-Complex store, SPecial Reserve, is set for a makeover. Simply entitled 'The One', the store is set to launch its campagin over the UK. LONG LIVE THE REGIME!
***
Sony of America has announced astonishing success at
its new product 'The US Flag' peripheral for its hugely successful PlayStation 2. The flag simply sits in a controller port, waving itself evewry now and then. People are apparently 'Delighted' with this new tool. 'It makes us so proud!' cried one buyer.
CLETUS!
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Ah well. I try.
;)