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I want you to play Eternal Darkness, that'll stop you thinking Nintendo remind you of the colour 'pink'. :P
I had a nightmare last night about Nintendo. I was walking along, when a pink box started chasing me down the street, and no matter how fast I tried to run it got closer and closer. I felt like I was running through treacle, swimming through a swamp, trying to get some speed out of an N64 game.
Fortunately I was saved when a big black monolith dropped out of the sky and landed on top of the little pink box, squashing it into the pavement.
I walked up to the monolith, and tentatively reached out a hand to touch it. As my fingers rested on the apparently frictionless surface, I woke up enlightened screaming "Arthur C. Clarke was RIGHT!!! The PS2 WAS responsible for the evolution of mankind!!!"
I wonder what it all meant...
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