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OK, the videogame market must be getting pretty close to saturation point. The might of the PSOne has brought gaming out of the bedroom and into the lounge.
So, in order to survive, the game publishers are going to need to open up their potential customer demographic.
For instance:
The over 60s need games like Grand Theft Walking Stick, Flymo 355 Challenge and ISS Pro Bridge.
The over 80s could be enticed by action packed titles like Jak & Whatsisnameyouknowtheyoungorangeboy, Metal Hip Replacement Solid and the celebrity-endorsed Eamonn Hughes Pro Nap-taker 3 and Richard Whitely's Pro Dribbler 2.
And theres no need to stop at targetting different age groups. Why not target particular proffessions?
City Bankers would jump at the chance to play Who Wants To Be An Arrogant T**t, ironically enough containing a digitised Chris Tarrant?
Archaeologists would surely enjoy Tomb Excavator, starring a huge-breasted women with an amaying array of brushes, picks and chisels.
Policeman might enjoy State Of Complete Normality, where the gameworld is populated by characters who refuse to riot, no matter how much they're provoked.
I tells ya, I'm onto something here.
So, in order to survive, the game publishers are going to need to open up their potential customer demographic.
For instance:
The over 60s need games like Grand Theft Walking Stick, Flymo 355 Challenge and ISS Pro Bridge.
The over 80s could be enticed by action packed titles like Jak & Whatsisnameyouknowtheyoungorangeboy, Metal Hip Replacement Solid and the celebrity-endorsed Eamonn Hughes Pro Nap-taker 3 and Richard Whitely's Pro Dribbler 2.
And theres no need to stop at targetting different age groups. Why not target particular proffessions?
City Bankers would jump at the chance to play Who Wants To Be An Arrogant T**t, ironically enough containing a digitised Chris Tarrant?
Archaeologists would surely enjoy Tomb Excavator, starring a huge-breasted women with an amaying array of brushes, picks and chisels.
Policeman might enjoy State Of Complete Normality, where the gameworld is populated by characters who refuse to riot, no matter how much they're provoked.
I tells ya, I'm onto something here.
You know something, you might just be...
OK, the videogame market must be getting pretty close to saturation point. The might of the PSOne has brought gaming out of the bedroom and into the lounge.
So, in order to survive, the game publishers are going to need to open up their potential customer demographic.
For instance:
The over 60s need games like Grand Theft Walking Stick, Flymo 355 Challenge and ISS Pro Bridge.
The over 80s could be enticed by action packed titles like Jak & Whatsisnameyouknowtheyoungorangeboy, Metal Hip Replacement Solid and the celebrity-endorsed Eamonn Hughes Pro Nap-taker 3 and Richard Whitely's Pro Dribbler 2.
And theres no need to stop at targetting different age groups. Why not target particular proffessions?
City Bankers would jump at the chance to play Who Wants To Be An Arrogant T**t, ironically enough containing a digitised Chris Tarrant?
Archaeologists would surely enjoy Tomb Excavator, starring a huge-breasted women with an amaying array of brushes, picks and chisels.
Policeman might enjoy State Of Complete Normality, where the gameworld is populated by characters who refuse to riot, no matter how much they're provoked.
I tells ya, I'm onto something here.
So, in order to survive, the game publishers are going to need to open up their potential customer demographic.
For instance:
The over 60s need games like Grand Theft Walking Stick, Flymo 355 Challenge and ISS Pro Bridge.
The over 80s could be enticed by action packed titles like Jak & Whatsisnameyouknowtheyoungorangeboy, Metal Hip Replacement Solid and the celebrity-endorsed Eamonn Hughes Pro Nap-taker 3 and Richard Whitely's Pro Dribbler 2.
And theres no need to stop at targetting different age groups. Why not target particular proffessions?
City Bankers would jump at the chance to play Who Wants To Be An Arrogant T**t, ironically enough containing a digitised Chris Tarrant?
Archaeologists would surely enjoy Tomb Excavator, starring a huge-breasted women with an amaying array of brushes, picks and chisels.
Policeman might enjoy State Of Complete Normality, where the gameworld is populated by characters who refuse to riot, no matter how much they're provoked.
I tells ya, I'm onto something here.