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"" Tell us about yourself ""

Don't you hate all types of these things

Questionaire thingys

Like UCAS Personal Statement

Tell us what roles you do in school?

None, because I hate my school and most people in it and don't want to help.

Tell us some of your 'skills'

No shut up... I got 3 As and 2Bs

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All that crap... gits.

Cheers Venom

I'm going to write what I want because I got 3As and 2Bs and only need 2As and 1B

YEY

The UCAS personal statement is a complete and utter waste of time. With the amount of applications most universities have to go through, few will look beyond the grades you've achieved.

Perhaps a more detailed look will be taken if you're on the borderline gradewise, but then they'll only look at the section about you written by your tutor/headmaster.

Write anything you want in the personal statement. It's about one billionth as important as your teachers tell you it is.

"Write about your responsibilities in and out of school?"

erm...

AfroJoe wrote:
> Heh, I want to know what you look like, DC>
>
> Any chance of putting yourself on Special Observe?
>
> :-)

http://www.anastasei.co.uk/gravitycow.jpg

lol to the one they call Mystique.

A woman with a nice voice rang me up today and asked if i would do a survey on what kind of alcohol i liked, she read out a list of about 50 drinks and i had to give them all a mark from 1 - 5. Only took bout 2 minutes :D

me: 5
her: how about..
me: 5!

Manager of GAME: "What do you feel you can bring to the Store working for GAME?"

Me: "Urk"

Manager: "Why do you want to work for GAME?"

Me: (Say money! Say money!) "Erm, well I like games and stuff"* (*Whistles*...splat)

Manager: "What do you think is customer service and can you give me any examples of how you demonstrated this?"

Me: (I want to go home) "Urk, well *Resites her Business Studies Textbook* *Makes up some bull poo story*


I laugh at you now mr never hires girls for his big gay manlove club.
Hahahahahahahhahahahaha


*I didn't actually say that....it was pretty close though, just more "Look at me I rule, you want to hire me"

Sounds like fun

I had some Emotional Intelligence test today. They kept repeating the same questions but wording them slightly different. If it was to see if you were contradicting yourself then it was stupid because certain wordings could be taken a different way from other wordings.

It's times like when I'm filling in "achievement" stuff that I wish I'd done the Duke Of Edinburgh award. Then I remember that's only for nerds, and laugh at the people who did it

I always lie or exaggerate the truth on application forms for everything, be it jobs or college. Not huge lies, I just make myself out to be greater than I am, which is pretty hard

AfroJoe wrote:
> Heh, I want to know what you look like, DC>
>
> Any chance of putting yourself on Special Observe?
>
> :-)

I look young....I have pierced eyebrow....I nearly always dye my hair blue..... I'm not muscel-mad(actually nearly at all)........and um I'm tan...


I'll get a picture when I get a camera and a scanner.