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Taken from CNN.com
Several hours ago multi-millionaire Bill Gates was arrested for going on a shooting spree with a paintball gun a local shopping centre.
Gates has been suffering with the flu and a bad chest infection; he has been on strong antibiotics, which are known to cause hallucinations.
Before being arrested it was reported that Gates’ was running around the Lincoln Memorial Mall wearing an army helmet and what was said to look like tin foil strips stapled all over his jumper and trousers. He also had a green X painted onto his forehead.
It is reported that Gates proceeded through the main entrance of the mall waving the paintball in the air shouting, “I am the earth’s only line of defence. I am the most advanced solider known to man”
Gates then approached eighty four year old shopper Maud Sallis, tripped her up with the gun and shot her twenty seven times. Causing serious bruising to forty three percent of her body. Doctors say she is extremely shaken by the incident but will make a full recovery within a week.
Unfortunately Mrs. Sallis is too shaken to give interviews.
Gates managed to attack six people with the paintball gun before the police managed to tackle him to the ground and arrest him.
It is thought that Gates had recently been on his latest creation the “X-Box” testing out the sequel to the bestseller game “Halo: Combat Evolved”. Being on such strong antibiotics caused him to experience hallucinations. Making him think he was actually in the game.
More info will follow as and when the information on whether any of his victims will press charges.
Several hours ago multi-millionaire Bill Gates was arrested for going on a shooting spree with a paintball gun a local shopping centre.
Gates has been suffering with the flu and a bad chest infection; he has been on strong antibiotics, which are known to cause hallucinations.
Before being arrested it was reported that Gates’ was running around the Lincoln Memorial Mall wearing an army helmet and what was said to look like tin foil strips stapled all over his jumper and trousers. He also had a green X painted onto his forehead.
It is reported that Gates proceeded through the main entrance of the mall waving the paintball in the air shouting, “I am the earth’s only line of defence. I am the most advanced solider known to man”
Gates then approached eighty four year old shopper Maud Sallis, tripped her up with the gun and shot her twenty seven times. Causing serious bruising to forty three percent of her body. Doctors say she is extremely shaken by the incident but will make a full recovery within a week.
Unfortunately Mrs. Sallis is too shaken to give interviews.
Gates managed to attack six people with the paintball gun before the police managed to tackle him to the ground and arrest him.
It is thought that Gates had recently been on his latest creation the “X-Box” testing out the sequel to the bestseller game “Halo: Combat Evolved”. Being on such strong antibiotics caused him to experience hallucinations. Making him think he was actually in the game.
More info will follow as and when the information on whether any of his victims will press charges.
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Heh
big_slow_and_stupid wrote:
> You missed out the "Kiss Kiss" bit at the end..... duh!
What do you know you're stupid
> You missed out the "Kiss Kiss" bit at the end..... duh!
What do you know you're stupid
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You still want some of Ferrero, Tottyanic wetn and left me and I want u bak.
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big_slow wrote:
> lol, fuuny topic mystique. is this the real one?
Yeah, I wrote it for CNN.com and they are gonna use it.
> lol, fuuny topic mystique. is this the real one?
Yeah, I wrote it for CNN.com and they are gonna use it.
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