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What’s that you say? Is life too hard for you? You can’t get through that hard to beat level in life? Well, scientist and gamers alike have managed to get game items inside the real world for we all could easily surpass those hard times.
Of coarse hospitals would go out of business do to recovery items. A maximum tomato or heart container is all you need when it comes to broken legs to big headaches. To use just run over the recovery item and it will automatically enter your body. It is that easy. These items are the best way to get healed, so it’s not a surprise that you have to pay more money than you would just spend on some pills.
All the items will not be used on good things like helping others though. Bank robbers are one of the many who take advantage of some of them. Now they just have to get an invisible cap and walk through those safe doors confident of their success. It will leave the bank tellers baffled and scared every time.
Need more strength for you can join that wrestling team at school. Go through the city searching for one of the most popular of the items, the metal cap. The caps are locked in a small floating green box that isn’t really difficult to open. Simply get under the box and jump up for your head can slam against it causing it to shatter. It does cause pain but you can’t say it’s not well worth it. Beware, the metal cap does make you powerful but it also gives you more weight. Be ready to be called fatso and lardy for the time you do where the cap.
Traveling is always a pain without the right tools. It’s pointless to drive to the supermarket anymore. To do that you would need to turn on the engine, press down the gas, and pay attention to traffic and that’s just a waste of time really. Get a hold of a warp star and get to the supermarket in a second while feeling gentle g-force against your face as you glide toward it. If you rather take a more instant approach just get your clammy little hands on a duka seed. Get into an open field and slam that sucker against the ground with the thought of where you want to go in your mind, suddenly your across that street that you just don’t want to risk walking through.
If you like taking the honest way through things like exercising, just wear a bunny hood. Of coarse there will be a couple of chuckles while you go through the park but aren’t they so cute. Give these to a little boy Christmas day and see their face light up and your wallet flatten out.
Want to become a giant like Godzilla without going through a genetic mishap? Eat your daily recommended supply mushrooms and watch yourself grow the size of your house. You could knock down buildings, eat your friends, or kick your school bully around like a rag doll but sadly if you get even touched once by the smallest enemy, you shrink to normal size. Who says spinach will make you pumped?
Every once and awhile there will be a gold coin rush around town in which yellow boxes resembling the metal cap boxes visit the people. The natural scene would be everyone falling over each other to reach the boxes to claim them themselves. If you collect 100 of this gold a strange star will show up out of the blue. Sell the star to earn more coins and use those coins to get more stars. It’s a great way to get that extra cash.
Don’t like your grandma or teacher yet you think they come in handy in some occasion. Poke-balls are made for this purpose. Imagine you want to annoy your friend that has been pestering you for weeks. Throw your poke-ball on the floor and call out grandma. She will begin talking about the old days and her aching back so much that your friend will want to end it all. Or if you want you can capture a cafeteria lady while she is giving you lunch. That way you could let her out when you are hungry one day and she will happily make you some pizza.
If you are ever stuck on a deserted island and there is no possible way of leaving, you have to know how to make a fire to cook food. But who really knows to make a fire out of two twigs. Don’t worry though there is still fire flowers. Pick one out of the ground and blow on it softly to cause a shower of small flames that are fairly effective to cook food and fry fish. I wouldn’t really tell anyone to smell them though.
These items will not be coming soon. And they won’t be coming at all really, but if there were a chance that this can be done it would change the world and everything around it. Uh, I’m hungry! Cafeteria lady I choose you!
THE END
Drunk
Of coarse hospitals would go out of business do to recovery items. A maximum tomato or heart container is all you need when it comes to broken legs to big headaches. To use just run over the recovery item and it will automatically enter your body. It is that easy. These items are the best way to get healed, so it’s not a surprise that you have to pay more money than you would just spend on some pills.
All the items will not be used on good things like helping others though. Bank robbers are one of the many who take advantage of some of them. Now they just have to get an invisible cap and walk through those safe doors confident of their success. It will leave the bank tellers baffled and scared every time.
Need more strength for you can join that wrestling team at school. Go through the city searching for one of the most popular of the items, the metal cap. The caps are locked in a small floating green box that isn’t really difficult to open. Simply get under the box and jump up for your head can slam against it causing it to shatter. It does cause pain but you can’t say it’s not well worth it. Beware, the metal cap does make you powerful but it also gives you more weight. Be ready to be called fatso and lardy for the time you do where the cap.
Traveling is always a pain without the right tools. It’s pointless to drive to the supermarket anymore. To do that you would need to turn on the engine, press down the gas, and pay attention to traffic and that’s just a waste of time really. Get a hold of a warp star and get to the supermarket in a second while feeling gentle g-force against your face as you glide toward it. If you rather take a more instant approach just get your clammy little hands on a duka seed. Get into an open field and slam that sucker against the ground with the thought of where you want to go in your mind, suddenly your across that street that you just don’t want to risk walking through.
If you like taking the honest way through things like exercising, just wear a bunny hood. Of coarse there will be a couple of chuckles while you go through the park but aren’t they so cute. Give these to a little boy Christmas day and see their face light up and your wallet flatten out.
Want to become a giant like Godzilla without going through a genetic mishap? Eat your daily recommended supply mushrooms and watch yourself grow the size of your house. You could knock down buildings, eat your friends, or kick your school bully around like a rag doll but sadly if you get even touched once by the smallest enemy, you shrink to normal size. Who says spinach will make you pumped?
Every once and awhile there will be a gold coin rush around town in which yellow boxes resembling the metal cap boxes visit the people. The natural scene would be everyone falling over each other to reach the boxes to claim them themselves. If you collect 100 of this gold a strange star will show up out of the blue. Sell the star to earn more coins and use those coins to get more stars. It’s a great way to get that extra cash.
Don’t like your grandma or teacher yet you think they come in handy in some occasion. Poke-balls are made for this purpose. Imagine you want to annoy your friend that has been pestering you for weeks. Throw your poke-ball on the floor and call out grandma. She will begin talking about the old days and her aching back so much that your friend will want to end it all. Or if you want you can capture a cafeteria lady while she is giving you lunch. That way you could let her out when you are hungry one day and she will happily make you some pizza.
If you are ever stuck on a deserted island and there is no possible way of leaving, you have to know how to make a fire to cook food. But who really knows to make a fire out of two twigs. Don’t worry though there is still fire flowers. Pick one out of the ground and blow on it softly to cause a shower of small flames that are fairly effective to cook food and fry fish. I wouldn’t really tell anyone to smell them though.
These items will not be coming soon. And they won’t be coming at all really, but if there were a chance that this can be done it would change the world and everything around it. Uh, I’m hungry! Cafeteria lady I choose you!
THE END
Drunk
Kyz22 wrote:
> Time_Warp wrote:
> Do all americans (arent you?) put an 'a' instead of a 'u' in
> "course"?
>
> Good post though.
>
> of "cause" they dont all do that!
You missed the r in coarse.:)
> Time_Warp wrote:
> Do all americans (arent you?) put an 'a' instead of a 'u' in
> "course"?
>
> Good post though.
>
> of "cause" they dont all do that!
You missed the r in coarse.:)
Time_Warp wrote:
> Do all americans (arent you?) put an 'a' instead of a 'u' in
> "course"?
>
> Good post though.
of "cause" they dont all do that!
> Do all americans (arent you?) put an 'a' instead of a 'u' in
> "course"?
>
> Good post though.
of "cause" they dont all do that!
Pop! Hehehehe!
"runs"
"runs"
I don't only want one reply.:(
Please, please!
Please, please!
I always do that. Haven't you noticed?
Opps I mean The real world
What’s that you say? Is life too hard for you? You can’t get through that hard to beat level in life? Well, scientist and gamers alike have managed to get game items inside the real world for we all could easily surpass those hard times.
Of coarse hospitals would go out of business do to recovery items. A maximum tomato or heart container is all you need when it comes to broken legs to big headaches. To use just run over the recovery item and it will automatically enter your body. It is that easy. These items are the best way to get healed, so it’s not a surprise that you have to pay more money than you would just spend on some pills.
All the items will not be used on good things like helping others though. Bank robbers are one of the many who take advantage of some of them. Now they just have to get an invisible cap and walk through those safe doors confident of their success. It will leave the bank tellers baffled and scared every time.
Need more strength for you can join that wrestling team at school. Go through the city searching for one of the most popular of the items, the metal cap. The caps are locked in a small floating green box that isn’t really difficult to open. Simply get under the box and jump up for your head can slam against it causing it to shatter. It does cause pain but you can’t say it’s not well worth it. Beware, the metal cap does make you powerful but it also gives you more weight. Be ready to be called fatso and lardy for the time you do where the cap.
Traveling is always a pain without the right tools. It’s pointless to drive to the supermarket anymore. To do that you would need to turn on the engine, press down the gas, and pay attention to traffic and that’s just a waste of time really. Get a hold of a warp star and get to the supermarket in a second while feeling gentle g-force against your face as you glide toward it. If you rather take a more instant approach just get your clammy little hands on a duka seed. Get into an open field and slam that sucker against the ground with the thought of where you want to go in your mind, suddenly your across that street that you just don’t want to risk walking through.
If you like taking the honest way through things like exercising, just wear a bunny hood. Of coarse there will be a couple of chuckles while you go through the park but aren’t they so cute. Give these to a little boy Christmas day and see their face light up and your wallet flatten out.
Want to become a giant like Godzilla without going through a genetic mishap? Eat your daily recommended supply mushrooms and watch yourself grow the size of your house. You could knock down buildings, eat your friends, or kick your school bully around like a rag doll but sadly if you get even touched once by the smallest enemy, you shrink to normal size. Who says spinach will make you pumped?
Every once and awhile there will be a gold coin rush around town in which yellow boxes resembling the metal cap boxes visit the people. The natural scene would be everyone falling over each other to reach the boxes to claim them themselves. If you collect 100 of this gold a strange star will show up out of the blue. Sell the star to earn more coins and use those coins to get more stars. It’s a great way to get that extra cash.
Don’t like your grandma or teacher yet you think they come in handy in some occasion. Poke-balls are made for this purpose. Imagine you want to annoy your friend that has been pestering you for weeks. Throw your poke-ball on the floor and call out grandma. She will begin talking about the old days and her aching back so much that your friend will want to end it all. Or if you want you can capture a cafeteria lady while she is giving you lunch. That way you could let her out when you are hungry one day and she will happily make you some pizza.
If you are ever stuck on a deserted island and there is no possible way of leaving, you have to know how to make a fire to cook food. But who really knows to make a fire out of two twigs. Don’t worry though there is still fire flowers. Pick one out of the ground and blow on it softly to cause a shower of small flames that are fairly effective to cook food and fry fish. I wouldn’t really tell anyone to smell them though.
These items will not be coming soon. And they won’t be coming at all really, but if there were a chance that this can be done it would change the world and everything around it. Uh, I’m hungry! Cafeteria lady I choose you!
THE END
Drunk
Of coarse hospitals would go out of business do to recovery items. A maximum tomato or heart container is all you need when it comes to broken legs to big headaches. To use just run over the recovery item and it will automatically enter your body. It is that easy. These items are the best way to get healed, so it’s not a surprise that you have to pay more money than you would just spend on some pills.
All the items will not be used on good things like helping others though. Bank robbers are one of the many who take advantage of some of them. Now they just have to get an invisible cap and walk through those safe doors confident of their success. It will leave the bank tellers baffled and scared every time.
Need more strength for you can join that wrestling team at school. Go through the city searching for one of the most popular of the items, the metal cap. The caps are locked in a small floating green box that isn’t really difficult to open. Simply get under the box and jump up for your head can slam against it causing it to shatter. It does cause pain but you can’t say it’s not well worth it. Beware, the metal cap does make you powerful but it also gives you more weight. Be ready to be called fatso and lardy for the time you do where the cap.
Traveling is always a pain without the right tools. It’s pointless to drive to the supermarket anymore. To do that you would need to turn on the engine, press down the gas, and pay attention to traffic and that’s just a waste of time really. Get a hold of a warp star and get to the supermarket in a second while feeling gentle g-force against your face as you glide toward it. If you rather take a more instant approach just get your clammy little hands on a duka seed. Get into an open field and slam that sucker against the ground with the thought of where you want to go in your mind, suddenly your across that street that you just don’t want to risk walking through.
If you like taking the honest way through things like exercising, just wear a bunny hood. Of coarse there will be a couple of chuckles while you go through the park but aren’t they so cute. Give these to a little boy Christmas day and see their face light up and your wallet flatten out.
Want to become a giant like Godzilla without going through a genetic mishap? Eat your daily recommended supply mushrooms and watch yourself grow the size of your house. You could knock down buildings, eat your friends, or kick your school bully around like a rag doll but sadly if you get even touched once by the smallest enemy, you shrink to normal size. Who says spinach will make you pumped?
Every once and awhile there will be a gold coin rush around town in which yellow boxes resembling the metal cap boxes visit the people. The natural scene would be everyone falling over each other to reach the boxes to claim them themselves. If you collect 100 of this gold a strange star will show up out of the blue. Sell the star to earn more coins and use those coins to get more stars. It’s a great way to get that extra cash.
Don’t like your grandma or teacher yet you think they come in handy in some occasion. Poke-balls are made for this purpose. Imagine you want to annoy your friend that has been pestering you for weeks. Throw your poke-ball on the floor and call out grandma. She will begin talking about the old days and her aching back so much that your friend will want to end it all. Or if you want you can capture a cafeteria lady while she is giving you lunch. That way you could let her out when you are hungry one day and she will happily make you some pizza.
If you are ever stuck on a deserted island and there is no possible way of leaving, you have to know how to make a fire to cook food. But who really knows to make a fire out of two twigs. Don’t worry though there is still fire flowers. Pick one out of the ground and blow on it softly to cause a shower of small flames that are fairly effective to cook food and fry fish. I wouldn’t really tell anyone to smell them though.
These items will not be coming soon. And they won’t be coming at all really, but if there were a chance that this can be done it would change the world and everything around it. Uh, I’m hungry! Cafeteria lady I choose you!
THE END
Drunk