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Walking on one of my daily walks to town I found fifteen trees, a car and two cats. Oh yeah and Miyamoto. What a shock. I approached him with caution and shock him awake. He opened his eyes and jumped to his feet. "What the heck are you doing here?" I asked him. "What?" he replied. "What are you doing here?" I asked again. "Errr... ohhhh... sorry. Here's what happened." (Whole screen goes blurry and starts to sway.)
Miyamoto then told me:
He was walking to work and running a little late. He quickly got a cup of coffee and a newspaper and entered Nintendo HQ. (Location Unknown) He quickly ran into his office and turned on his computer then pulled up a chair and sat down. As soon a the computer started and a screensaver with Peach was visible he lay down on his keyboard and fell asleep.
"Why did you do that and when are you going to get to how you got here?" I asked impatiently. "Shut up and listen," he yelled.
Anyway he was woken up about two hours later by his boss. "Wow, are we working you too hard Miyamoto?" he asked. "We'd better cut it down a little for you then." As his boss left he walked over to his clock and noticed that Mario arm's were pointing to the 10. "Time for lunch!" he remarked.
"Wait, wait!" I shouted. "You have lunch at 10 o'clock?"
"For the last time shut up," he shouted at me.
Walking to McDonalds he noticed several bars on his way which he had never been in ever. For once he decided to go inside one called "Red Devil." Miyamoto likes red. I wonder why? For 10 hours he drank and drank until he threw up. He then drank some more and completely forgot about work.
"Now this is where it gets really wierd" he told me. "And for an extra £20 I'll tell you." Now being the really boring guy that I am, and a complete idiot I took the offer and handed him the money. "Now.." he said "I will continue."
Stumbling all over the place after leaving the bar, Miyamoto stumbled across a patch of metallic bits and pieces. He'd cut himself on one of the pointy parts. Then he heard a noise. It sounded like a ground of children. He turned around and saw 100 blue Pikmin walking over towards him. Now being very drunk, Miyamoto couldn't remember that he created them and thought they were trying to kill him. He ran towards a box with a question mark on it and...
"What one minute. This is a load of rubbish" I told him. "Question mark boxes and Pikmin, this is a load of stupid lies. "No it's not!" he shouted. It really happened."
"Okay then how did you get here?" I asked. "I'll get to that in a minute." he replied.
So after killing every Pikmin that approached him he them made a fire out of nearby wood and dry leaves. He was terribly hungry and started to nimble on the Pikmin. They tasted of a sort of plastercine type of taste but it was still good. 20 Pikmin later he started to walk home and got to a main road. The traffic lights were green and he saw Mario, Luigi and Donkey Kong racing down the road. The light then went red and he started to walk.
"And that's what happened." he told me. "Yeah but that doesn't tell me how you got here." I told him. "So"
"How did you get here!" I screamed.
"To be honest with you, I don't know."
"What? Well give me my money back."
"No I need to get home. Taxi!" He got in the car and drove off with my money... Hey and he stole my wallet too... and my mobile phone. Walking home I knew he'd lied to me about the Pikmin and Mario, but I couldn't help but wonder what he was doing there.
In the taxi Miyamoto put his hand in his jacket pocket and pulled out a yellow Pikmin. He had a wallet and a phone in his hand. "Sorry about killing your mates. I was really drunk and it will never happen again. Next time I'll take Mario with me so he can stop me."
Miyamoto then told me:
He was walking to work and running a little late. He quickly got a cup of coffee and a newspaper and entered Nintendo HQ. (Location Unknown) He quickly ran into his office and turned on his computer then pulled up a chair and sat down. As soon a the computer started and a screensaver with Peach was visible he lay down on his keyboard and fell asleep.
"Why did you do that and when are you going to get to how you got here?" I asked impatiently. "Shut up and listen," he yelled.
Anyway he was woken up about two hours later by his boss. "Wow, are we working you too hard Miyamoto?" he asked. "We'd better cut it down a little for you then." As his boss left he walked over to his clock and noticed that Mario arm's were pointing to the 10. "Time for lunch!" he remarked.
"Wait, wait!" I shouted. "You have lunch at 10 o'clock?"
"For the last time shut up," he shouted at me.
Walking to McDonalds he noticed several bars on his way which he had never been in ever. For once he decided to go inside one called "Red Devil." Miyamoto likes red. I wonder why? For 10 hours he drank and drank until he threw up. He then drank some more and completely forgot about work.
"Now this is where it gets really wierd" he told me. "And for an extra £20 I'll tell you." Now being the really boring guy that I am, and a complete idiot I took the offer and handed him the money. "Now.." he said "I will continue."
Stumbling all over the place after leaving the bar, Miyamoto stumbled across a patch of metallic bits and pieces. He'd cut himself on one of the pointy parts. Then he heard a noise. It sounded like a ground of children. He turned around and saw 100 blue Pikmin walking over towards him. Now being very drunk, Miyamoto couldn't remember that he created them and thought they were trying to kill him. He ran towards a box with a question mark on it and...
"What one minute. This is a load of rubbish" I told him. "Question mark boxes and Pikmin, this is a load of stupid lies. "No it's not!" he shouted. It really happened."
"Okay then how did you get here?" I asked. "I'll get to that in a minute." he replied.
So after killing every Pikmin that approached him he them made a fire out of nearby wood and dry leaves. He was terribly hungry and started to nimble on the Pikmin. They tasted of a sort of plastercine type of taste but it was still good. 20 Pikmin later he started to walk home and got to a main road. The traffic lights were green and he saw Mario, Luigi and Donkey Kong racing down the road. The light then went red and he started to walk.
"And that's what happened." he told me. "Yeah but that doesn't tell me how you got here." I told him. "So"
"How did you get here!" I screamed.
"To be honest with you, I don't know."
"What? Well give me my money back."
"No I need to get home. Taxi!" He got in the car and drove off with my money... Hey and he stole my wallet too... and my mobile phone. Walking home I knew he'd lied to me about the Pikmin and Mario, but I couldn't help but wonder what he was doing there.
In the taxi Miyamoto put his hand in his jacket pocket and pulled out a yellow Pikmin. He had a wallet and a phone in his hand. "Sorry about killing your mates. I was really drunk and it will never happen again. Next time I'll take Mario with me so he can stop me."
By the way good post. And also you getting Eternal Darkness. Looks confusing.
Crazy? Well yeah I guess it is. Been looking up too much of the Eternal Darkness stuff. All the excitement is getting to me. My sanity meter is extremely low. Someone help!
I don't know about funny but more of the crazy, hillarious kind of topic.
LOL! I probably was actually. But I decided to come up with something original and funny. It's similar to my sandwich topic I did ages ago.
A question Ghost Killer, did you write this under the influence of half a gallon of Absynth? The magical green syrup! lol
I'd stick with the funny topics Ghost Killer. LOL.
LOL. Thanks for the reply Kyz22. I tried to find something funny this time as I've been doing serious ones for a while. Cheers for the reply.
Lol - Same happened to me only with Bill Gates and 100 start menus, damn absynth.
Walking on one of my daily walks to town I found fifteen trees, a car and two cats. Oh yeah and Miyamoto. What a shock. I approached him with caution and shock him awake. He opened his eyes and jumped to his feet. "What the heck are you doing here?" I asked him. "What?" he replied. "What are you doing here?" I asked again. "Errr... ohhhh... sorry. Here's what happened." (Whole screen goes blurry and starts to sway.)
Miyamoto then told me:
He was walking to work and running a little late. He quickly got a cup of coffee and a newspaper and entered Nintendo HQ. (Location Unknown) He quickly ran into his office and turned on his computer then pulled up a chair and sat down. As soon a the computer started and a screensaver with Peach was visible he lay down on his keyboard and fell asleep.
"Why did you do that and when are you going to get to how you got here?" I asked impatiently. "Shut up and listen," he yelled.
Anyway he was woken up about two hours later by his boss. "Wow, are we working you too hard Miyamoto?" he asked. "We'd better cut it down a little for you then." As his boss left he walked over to his clock and noticed that Mario arm's were pointing to the 10. "Time for lunch!" he remarked.
"Wait, wait!" I shouted. "You have lunch at 10 o'clock?"
"For the last time shut up," he shouted at me.
Walking to McDonalds he noticed several bars on his way which he had never been in ever. For once he decided to go inside one called "Red Devil." Miyamoto likes red. I wonder why? For 10 hours he drank and drank until he threw up. He then drank some more and completely forgot about work.
"Now this is where it gets really wierd" he told me. "And for an extra £20 I'll tell you." Now being the really boring guy that I am, and a complete idiot I took the offer and handed him the money. "Now.." he said "I will continue."
Stumbling all over the place after leaving the bar, Miyamoto stumbled across a patch of metallic bits and pieces. He'd cut himself on one of the pointy parts. Then he heard a noise. It sounded like a ground of children. He turned around and saw 100 blue Pikmin walking over towards him. Now being very drunk, Miyamoto couldn't remember that he created them and thought they were trying to kill him. He ran towards a box with a question mark on it and...
"What one minute. This is a load of rubbish" I told him. "Question mark boxes and Pikmin, this is a load of stupid lies. "No it's not!" he shouted. It really happened."
"Okay then how did you get here?" I asked. "I'll get to that in a minute." he replied.
So after killing every Pikmin that approached him he them made a fire out of nearby wood and dry leaves. He was terribly hungry and started to nimble on the Pikmin. They tasted of a sort of plastercine type of taste but it was still good. 20 Pikmin later he started to walk home and got to a main road. The traffic lights were green and he saw Mario, Luigi and Donkey Kong racing down the road. The light then went red and he started to walk.
"And that's what happened." he told me. "Yeah but that doesn't tell me how you got here." I told him. "So"
"How did you get here!" I screamed.
"To be honest with you, I don't know."
"What? Well give me my money back."
"No I need to get home. Taxi!" He got in the car and drove off with my money... Hey and he stole my wallet too... and my mobile phone. Walking home I knew he'd lied to me about the Pikmin and Mario, but I couldn't help but wonder what he was doing there.
In the taxi Miyamoto put his hand in his jacket pocket and pulled out a yellow Pikmin. He had a wallet and a phone in his hand. "Sorry about killing your mates. I was really drunk and it will never happen again. Next time I'll take Mario with me so he can stop me."
Miyamoto then told me:
He was walking to work and running a little late. He quickly got a cup of coffee and a newspaper and entered Nintendo HQ. (Location Unknown) He quickly ran into his office and turned on his computer then pulled up a chair and sat down. As soon a the computer started and a screensaver with Peach was visible he lay down on his keyboard and fell asleep.
"Why did you do that and when are you going to get to how you got here?" I asked impatiently. "Shut up and listen," he yelled.
Anyway he was woken up about two hours later by his boss. "Wow, are we working you too hard Miyamoto?" he asked. "We'd better cut it down a little for you then." As his boss left he walked over to his clock and noticed that Mario arm's were pointing to the 10. "Time for lunch!" he remarked.
"Wait, wait!" I shouted. "You have lunch at 10 o'clock?"
"For the last time shut up," he shouted at me.
Walking to McDonalds he noticed several bars on his way which he had never been in ever. For once he decided to go inside one called "Red Devil." Miyamoto likes red. I wonder why? For 10 hours he drank and drank until he threw up. He then drank some more and completely forgot about work.
"Now this is where it gets really wierd" he told me. "And for an extra £20 I'll tell you." Now being the really boring guy that I am, and a complete idiot I took the offer and handed him the money. "Now.." he said "I will continue."
Stumbling all over the place after leaving the bar, Miyamoto stumbled across a patch of metallic bits and pieces. He'd cut himself on one of the pointy parts. Then he heard a noise. It sounded like a ground of children. He turned around and saw 100 blue Pikmin walking over towards him. Now being very drunk, Miyamoto couldn't remember that he created them and thought they were trying to kill him. He ran towards a box with a question mark on it and...
"What one minute. This is a load of rubbish" I told him. "Question mark boxes and Pikmin, this is a load of stupid lies. "No it's not!" he shouted. It really happened."
"Okay then how did you get here?" I asked. "I'll get to that in a minute." he replied.
So after killing every Pikmin that approached him he them made a fire out of nearby wood and dry leaves. He was terribly hungry and started to nimble on the Pikmin. They tasted of a sort of plastercine type of taste but it was still good. 20 Pikmin later he started to walk home and got to a main road. The traffic lights were green and he saw Mario, Luigi and Donkey Kong racing down the road. The light then went red and he started to walk.
"And that's what happened." he told me. "Yeah but that doesn't tell me how you got here." I told him. "So"
"How did you get here!" I screamed.
"To be honest with you, I don't know."
"What? Well give me my money back."
"No I need to get home. Taxi!" He got in the car and drove off with my money... Hey and he stole my wallet too... and my mobile phone. Walking home I knew he'd lied to me about the Pikmin and Mario, but I couldn't help but wonder what he was doing there.
In the taxi Miyamoto put his hand in his jacket pocket and pulled out a yellow Pikmin. He had a wallet and a phone in his hand. "Sorry about killing your mates. I was really drunk and it will never happen again. Next time I'll take Mario with me so he can stop me."