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"Hello fans, i came out here for two reasons, one to tell you that i will always be the Peoples Champ even if i don't win The Caw Heavyweight Title this week!
Crowd gives STD another POP!
Now my second reason and more importantly i am out here to present one of these titles to Dead Wonder!
And with that we hear ELECTRIFY! the music and out comes the dark character but still getting a huge ovation Dead Wonder!
DW walks to the ring looking prowd and Fireworks go off once again!
"And with honour i present you with this belt DW....
Carry this on if you want anyone.
"I've heard enough of your yapping. You talk a lot but I suspect you can't back it up. C'mon Hawk, lets leave these dogs or should that be b
With that, the Animalz leave.
DW is still waiting for the reply!
"Hey, greatness STD. But, that's not quite right!"
The crowd look puzzled at DW's remark!
"I think it's gunna be more then 5 Scott Bottoms! And it's certainly gunna be more then 4 Dead DDT's!"
The crowd roar in excitement.
"Hawk...Cong... Are you ready??? Are you ready to play?? You think you can beat us??? Do you REALLY think you are gunna kick out of the Wonder Dog Slam?? Hell, if you do, I'd re-think if I were you!"
DW and STD receive a huge POP as the frustration is starting to sho on the CAW Champion and HardCAW Champion!
Four...Dead DDT's
Threeeeeeeeeee.... Doggy Slams
Two...Strikes
And stinging sensation in Cong and Hawkkkkkkkkk's Butt!
The Crowd cheer like mad for STD at his joke!
The crowd cheer for DW.
"Hawk, you call us immature...well that's nice Hawk, but the fact of the matter is you are gunna be beaten by us no matter what you call us! So Hawk, why don't you and Cong Woman run along and shine up your titles nicely, because come this week when the Wonder Dogs go head to head with you, we are keeping our titles and taking yours!"
Crowd cheers some more.
"Oh, and Hawk...we aren't just good...we are THAT DAMN GOOD! We are simply ELECTRIFYING!"
DW hands the mic to STD, who is ready to talk!
"Talk about immature... Cong Woman? Where did that fascinating phrase come from? Don't tell me you invented that yourself.... you did??? Well done!
*Hawk is booed as he continues with the sarcasm*
"So anyway, doesn't the Wonder Dogs sound a tad feminine and a little slutish to you all?"
*The fans boo some more*
"Well, the fact of the matter is, it doesn't matter how good these 'feminine chappies' may be, because they're going down for the 1, 2, 3."
*Hawk hands the microphone back to his partner, and sneers at the crowd, who are on their feet booing*
"Hey, Cong Woman. You want me to earn the title. I'll prove I am a champion! I challenge anyone in the back to a match right here right now. Hawk? Crusher? Reaver? Anyone?? DW waits to see what happens!
The Cong MAn stands for a few minutes as he waits for the crowd to finish chanting 'Congy Sucks'. He finishes his banana and throws the skin at the camera, he misses, a little bit too high.
"Right, well if you're quite finished you morons..." Crowd boos louder than before.
Cong waits again.
"Well isn't this cute. They're giving out titles to people who haven't even won them these days. There is only gonna be one outcome of our match and that is that myself and Hawk, who hasn't got here yet will hold all the gold in this two-bit federation."
"Hey Cong Woman...Just bring it!!!" retorts Scotty. Cong Man begins walking down the ring, the cameraman walks backwards away from him, but trips over the banana skin, leaving the fans at home wondering what on Earth just happened. Cong suddenly hanges his mind and heads back up the ramp, making his exit.
"STD. I don't like what you said! You WILL win that CAW Championship! And I WILL be the new HardCAW champion! We will both be double champions! And we will do it in front of our fans! We are CHAMPIONS!"
DW takes the CAW Tag Title and puts it around his waist, then stands on the middle rope!