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As I delve deeper into the world of computer games instead of discovering the technologically enhanced and squeaky-clean image that Mario and co. produce I have discovered a world filled with back stabbing, tricks and secret dealings in this sleazy industry.
And who is at the centre of it all? That is right the nicest and cutest company of the lot... NINTENDO. I love my conspiracies and more and more are cropping up day by day. May I ask how 3 companies, 3 companies that basically 18 months ago hated Nintendo are now kissing the feet of the biggest games company in the world. Namco, on record saying how much they see Nintendo as a large "rip off" and a console filled with "poor games". Now their biggest titles are appearing on Nintendo's systems as well as the Playstation 2. SEGA, a company that couldn't despise Nintendo anymore, Nintendo did everything they could to run Sonic and his blue named company down the drain, and with the help of Sony they did just that... but now look at them. So many exclusive sports titles, Sonic himself appearing on a shelf besides his archrival! And of course Squaresoft a company that tried to ruin Nintendo now taking money from the company they tried to ruin to design games...
Sorry if I find all this slightly unbelievable!!!!! Capcom's Resident Evil series, ALL OF THE MAIN GAMES on the Gamecube... why???? Shinji Mikami maker of the Resident Evil series said not even a month before the announcement that he didn't think Devil May Cry would suit the Gamecube, and then went onto say that he doesn't know much about the Gamecube... only less than four weeks later he announces that he is making 6 games for it! Why remove a series that sells millions each time a game is released from one console ans stick it on a console even the game designers see's as having a too child like image! That i find hard to explain, no amount of cash from Nintendo could afford this series and yet they have it and just as Nintendo predicted Gamecube sales have shot up!
Squaresoft claim they told Sony about working with Nintendo before with a presentation... yeah I believe that Sony, a company that has lost one of its biggest franchises to Nintendo already are willing to let them have a share of the other biggest franchise! What is going on? Namco is suffering in its best market, the arcade market, now I know so little about what Triforce can do but if it can revive the market could Namco willingly allow their developers to make Gamecube games... is this a little swap, is the same working for SEGA????
SEGA has announced Virtual Fighter RPG for the Gamecube… hang on that sounds familiar *flicks back through SEGA history* why yes wasn't Virtual fighter RPG the original name for Shenmue that later became Project Berkley (ok maybe I do know too much)... And which SEGA team is developing Virtual Fighter RPG... AM2 wow what a surprise, and who in particular? Yu Suzuki wow there is another one! Sonic is exclusive to Gamecube, loads of sports games, I wouldn't be surprised if all SEGA's other titles showed up as well. If Shenmue is coming to Gamecube under a new title with maybe 1 and 2 combined... can Microsoft do anything? Has SEGA managed to take money from Microsoft for an exclusive game that isn't actually exclusive?
What's going on?
I tell you what is going on, Nintendo are conspiring against the opposition, Nintendo are set out to destroy Microsoft and Sony. It is well known that Nintendo and even SEGA said it, believe Sony are destroying the market and Microsoft are only helping... Capcom exclusive titles, SEGA committing to Nintendo but not before tempting Sony and Microsoft owners first with their games, Namco games and Squaresoft titles are all being carefully orchestrated to destroy Sony.
What do Capcom and Namco get out of it? I do not truly know, Capcom may want the good old days back and Namco want their arcade market back. SEGA has a much larger plan, Nintendo and them ruled the market at one point but they were so closely related that they were almost... the same company??? Sonic and Mario so different but also so similar... could Nintendo have two companies one for Adult titles i.e. SEGA and one for the younger generation i.e. Nintendo... it was always a bit odd how each console possessed similar brilliance with so different titles. If orchestrated right Nintendo can crush Sony and bring SEGA back into the market... looking familiar to you yet?
Amiga, Spectrum, Atari... all gone... Nintendo and SEGA destroyed them without any of you noticing. How do Nintendo know a backlight won't be profitable because the other half SEGA failed with one. Nintendo try ideas with the other company, Internet not the future says Nintendo because THEIR Dreamcast failed... CD's not the future, because the Saturn FAILED!!! SEGA is the test they always have been and Nintendo are now creating such a stir with them that with the help of others will put Playstation and X-box on the heap of other failures and continue as a duo monopolizing the market yet again...
*Dringo is being treated for paranoia says a Ninte I mean NHS doctor*
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And who is at the centre of it all? That is right the nicest and cutest company of the lot... NINTENDO. I love my conspiracies and more and more are cropping up day by day. May I ask how 3 companies, 3 companies that basically 18 months ago hated Nintendo are now kissing the feet of the biggest games company in the world. Namco, on record saying how much they see Nintendo as a large "rip off" and a console filled with "poor games". Now their biggest titles are appearing on Nintendo's systems as well as the Playstation 2. SEGA, a company that couldn't despise Nintendo anymore, Nintendo did everything they could to run Sonic and his blue named company down the drain, and with the help of Sony they did just that... but now look at them. So many exclusive sports titles, Sonic himself appearing on a shelf besides his archrival! And of course Squaresoft a company that tried to ruin Nintendo now taking money from the company they tried to ruin to design games...
Sorry if I find all this slightly unbelievable!!!!! Capcom's Resident Evil series, ALL OF THE MAIN GAMES on the Gamecube... why???? Shinji Mikami maker of the Resident Evil series said not even a month before the announcement that he didn't think Devil May Cry would suit the Gamecube, and then went onto say that he doesn't know much about the Gamecube... only less than four weeks later he announces that he is making 6 games for it! Why remove a series that sells millions each time a game is released from one console ans stick it on a console even the game designers see's as having a too child like image! That i find hard to explain, no amount of cash from Nintendo could afford this series and yet they have it and just as Nintendo predicted Gamecube sales have shot up!
Squaresoft claim they told Sony about working with Nintendo before with a presentation... yeah I believe that Sony, a company that has lost one of its biggest franchises to Nintendo already are willing to let them have a share of the other biggest franchise! What is going on? Namco is suffering in its best market, the arcade market, now I know so little about what Triforce can do but if it can revive the market could Namco willingly allow their developers to make Gamecube games... is this a little swap, is the same working for SEGA????
SEGA has announced Virtual Fighter RPG for the Gamecube… hang on that sounds familiar *flicks back through SEGA history* why yes wasn't Virtual fighter RPG the original name for Shenmue that later became Project Berkley (ok maybe I do know too much)... And which SEGA team is developing Virtual Fighter RPG... AM2 wow what a surprise, and who in particular? Yu Suzuki wow there is another one! Sonic is exclusive to Gamecube, loads of sports games, I wouldn't be surprised if all SEGA's other titles showed up as well. If Shenmue is coming to Gamecube under a new title with maybe 1 and 2 combined... can Microsoft do anything? Has SEGA managed to take money from Microsoft for an exclusive game that isn't actually exclusive?
What's going on?
I tell you what is going on, Nintendo are conspiring against the opposition, Nintendo are set out to destroy Microsoft and Sony. It is well known that Nintendo and even SEGA said it, believe Sony are destroying the market and Microsoft are only helping... Capcom exclusive titles, SEGA committing to Nintendo but not before tempting Sony and Microsoft owners first with their games, Namco games and Squaresoft titles are all being carefully orchestrated to destroy Sony.
What do Capcom and Namco get out of it? I do not truly know, Capcom may want the good old days back and Namco want their arcade market back. SEGA has a much larger plan, Nintendo and them ruled the market at one point but they were so closely related that they were almost... the same company??? Sonic and Mario so different but also so similar... could Nintendo have two companies one for Adult titles i.e. SEGA and one for the younger generation i.e. Nintendo... it was always a bit odd how each console possessed similar brilliance with so different titles. If orchestrated right Nintendo can crush Sony and bring SEGA back into the market... looking familiar to you yet?
Amiga, Spectrum, Atari... all gone... Nintendo and SEGA destroyed them without any of you noticing. How do Nintendo know a backlight won't be profitable because the other half SEGA failed with one. Nintendo try ideas with the other company, Internet not the future says Nintendo because THEIR Dreamcast failed... CD's not the future, because the Saturn FAILED!!! SEGA is the test they always have been and Nintendo are now creating such a stir with them that with the help of others will put Playstation and X-box on the heap of other failures and continue as a duo monopolizing the market yet again...
*Dringo is being treated for paranoia says a Ninte I mean NHS doctor*
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Im listening.....
Need money
Need Gamecube
Dont want to ever see Xbox...
What's that? an xbox, what, an XBOX! GET IT AWAY!
Ooh, a Gamecube, with Resi! Great
My opinions broadcast in witty one liners.
They weren't witty, were they?
Damn
Need money
Need Gamecube
Dont want to ever see Xbox...
What's that? an xbox, what, an XBOX! GET IT AWAY!
Ooh, a Gamecube, with Resi! Great
My opinions broadcast in witty one liners.
They weren't witty, were they?
Damn
er-no wrote:
> All I care about is that the Microsoft building explodes. I dont want any people
> in it at the time, as thats just horrible, but I want all their work and
> everything to be completely destroyed.
Why?
Because they ruined your
> homework/work place and everything.
You all should listen to this mans advice if you want a future. He will make you rich.
> All I care about is that the Microsoft building explodes. I dont want any people
> in it at the time, as thats just horrible, but I want all their work and
> everything to be completely destroyed.
Why?
Because they ruined your
> homework/work place and everything.
You all should listen to this mans advice if you want a future. He will make you rich.
big_slow wrote:
> big slow and fat person get lost
It was you. Grrrr.
> big slow and fat person get lost
It was you. Grrrr.
All I care about is that the Microsoft building explodes. I dont want any people in it at the time, as thats just horrible, but I want all their work and everything to be completely destroyed.
Why?
Because they ruined your homework/work place and everything.
Urgh.
Why?
Because they ruined your homework/work place and everything.
Urgh.
Dringo wrote:
> Since when was SR filled with so many kids... where is Edgy and his axe!
kids, pah!
> Since when was SR filled with so many kids... where is Edgy and his axe!
kids, pah!
May i add that all of this is a twisted fantasy living in Dringo's mind who finds this reacent announcements staring in September last year, frankly, unblievable.
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